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A quick run-down should Ты ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants Ты dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words Ты should YouTube, should Ты get the chance
-“Kevin бекон, бэкон in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see Ты или hear Ты WHY WOULD Ты MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause Ты never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, Ты will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If Ты hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing Ты need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without Ты dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct Вопросы about either the history of the Главная или the Назад tenants, DO NOT Переместить IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the Телевидение (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack Ты in a closet.
-If Ты live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if Ты die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If еще than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, Ты know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. или come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If Ты see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your Друзья playing a trick on Ты to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that Ты in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground Ты and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and Ты hear creepy Пианино music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
A quick run-down should Ты ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants Ты dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words Ты should YouTube, should Ты get the chance
-“Kevin бекон, бэкон in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see Ты или hear Ты WHY WOULD Ты MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause Ты never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, Ты will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If Ты hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing Ты need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without Ты dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct Вопросы about either the history of the Главная или the Назад tenants, DO NOT Переместить IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the Телевидение (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack Ты in a closet.
-If Ты live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if Ты die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If еще than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, Ты know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. или come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If Ты see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your Друзья playing a trick on Ты to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that Ты in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground Ты and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and Ты hear creepy Пианино music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved by everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the месяц is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved by everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the месяц is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, или why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and Ты think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, Ты SICK, SICK PEOPLE.
Ты have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, или what they are, или even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, или because Ты think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.
Thank you.
"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."
^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Ты have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, или what they are, или even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, или because Ты think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.
Thank you.
"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."
^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. Сообщить everything and Комментарий 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say Ты hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' или 'You're so annoying' или 'No' on a Стена post. (Just be rude)
WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
Сикамару Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are еще but i cant be stuffed naming them um Комментарий if i have missed any male Аниме dudes Ты like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
Im sorry if Ты dont like me Im sorry if Ты think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who Ты are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change или be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If Ты don't like my words, don't listen. If Ты don't like my appearance, don't look. If Ты don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. Ты think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who Ты are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change или be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If Ты don't like my words, don't listen. If Ты don't like my appearance, don't look. If Ты don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. Ты think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.
Come on, Fanpop, don't Ты see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, Ты gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
Сообщить the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave Ты alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of Fanpop and ze internetz. :3
Come on, Fanpop, don't Ты see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, Ты gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
Сообщить the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave Ты alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of Fanpop and ze internetz. :3
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five минуты yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time Ты see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that Ты are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that Ты are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure Ты dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five минуты yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time Ты see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that Ты are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that Ты are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure Ты dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.