OK so recently i figured out that when my sister allie gets scared really uber bad she freak'n FLIPS OUT and starts randomly punching and hitting the closest person 2 her hahaha. i learned that the hard way when my cat was trying 2 eat her cerial ...... so this was like sometime last год and me and my sister allie had JUST got back from skool, so of course the 1st thing we go 4 is the food. she pours the bowl of cerial and the молоко and what not and she sits down at the таблица and the cat desides 2 try 2 eat her cerial. so of coarse allie ain't feel'n that so she throws the cat out the window (its ok she didnt have far 2 fall haha) and then i sit down with my bowl and there the cat is again! trying 2 eat allie's cerial, so i throw her out again not thinking anything of it. then i say "wait! allie? how'd the cat get back n i just threw her out!" and allies like all " um idk the play room door is shut so- ..... oh crap!" and then i get what shes saying and realizes that all though the play room door was shut the living room door was still open and she could have got n through the doggy door. andi was like "allie! hurry, the door!" and we both jumped out of r seats and run 2 the door. we looked 2 see if she was out there and just as soon as we do we see her head coming through the doggy door and we were like "ah! shes coming! shut the door!" and right now we both r just like screaming r heads off and r n a total panic! so we quickly try 2 shut the door, but it wont close and so i look down 2 see the метла laying n the door way. i screamed "allie! the broom, the broom! we gotta Переместить the broom!" so as i pick up the метла and throw it out there as fast as i've ever thrown a метла out a door, my sister is setting there screaming "ah! shes coming shes coming hurry!" and so i Переместить out of the doorway real fast and we both shut the door with a loud slam! we barly made it! but my sister allie and i r still screaming from the horror! and allie is like hitting me really hard and slapping my and punching me! so unable 2 defend myself from her crazy kung fu skills! i fall on the floor and we both stop screaming and automaticly start cracking up laughing and allie was laughing so hard that she fell on вверх of me. we started litteraly rolling on the on the floor laughing. hahaha! and the moral of this story is that when u throw ur phyco cat outof ur house make sher that there is NO WAY they can get back in!
After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 минуты later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they сказал(-а) ten words.
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 минуты later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they сказал(-а) ten words.
Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell Ты guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick или Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" сказал(-а) myself. I was dressed as a слон and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains Волколаки and Sparkly Вампиры with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- Ты just dared yourself!" сказал(-а) myself. "I accept!" сказал(-а) yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." сказал(-а) myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" сказал(-а) yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
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It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick или Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" сказал(-а) myself. I was dressed as a слон and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains Волколаки and Sparkly Вампиры with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- Ты just dared yourself!" сказал(-а) myself. "I accept!" сказал(-а) yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." сказал(-а) myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" сказал(-а) yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
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