When Ты get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours
Ты found this page with intentions of locating the звезда Wars "greek" club.
Ты would Любовь to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your жопа, попка so Ты can be as wise as Yoda
When Ты get into a fight, Ты automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
If Ты get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
When Ты spend time watching the звезда Wars trilogy because Ты think there will be a test on it later.
Ты перфоратор, удар, пунш out trekkies who say "Death звезда my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, Ты finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
Ты put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber
Ты name your right hand 'Leia'
Ты waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a день coming up with jokes for this page.
Ты think Ты are the life of the party because Ты imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
Whenever Ты get in trouble, Ты mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When Ты listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
When your father asks Ты how fast your car is, Ты reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
When Ты need to go to the toilet, Ты say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
Ты ram a model X-Wing up someone else's asshole and congratulate yourself for finding the only weak spot.
Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."
Ты don't have any money to buy Еда или clothes but Ты have a kick-ass звезда WARS collection.
Ты swear Ты saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.
Ты get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are Ты doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)
When Ты wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"
Ты know you're a звезда Wars geek when Ты unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in this one."
Ты start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling Ты to go to bed.
When Ты spend eight hours at the библиотека printing this crap out over and over...
When your girlfriend says Ты have a small dick and Ты say "You underestimate the power of the force."
Ты Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 секунды before they do in the theatre.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When Ты find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New Hope".....and don't stop until 125 минуты later.
Ты curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is! Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and Prosper?"
Ты перфоратор, удар, пунш out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"
Ты can't resist to hum when Ты turn on a flashlight
Before sex, Ты look at your penis and say "Get in there, Ты furry oaf, I don't care what Ты smell!"
You're a звезда Wars geek when your teacher hands Ты your test back and says "commas are your weakness." Ты shoot back: "And your faith in your Друзья is yours!"
When someone talks about people getting abducted by little green men Ты say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
38. Ты actually feel the need to attack звезда Wars geeks with a camera to prove that Ты are not of their kind.
After looking at your tiny dick Ты remember yoda's saying "size matters not."
When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one.
Ты buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so Ты could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You've wached the trilogy еще times than mark hammil.
When Ты heard of Титаник getting еще money than звезда Wars, Ты immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt for James Cameron.
Ты respond to your Друзья taunting of "HA! HA! Титаник beat звезда Wars!" by clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the prequels"
Ты sabotage the Титаник theatre to play звезда Wars: A New Hope when the ship starts to sink.
Ты call in bomb threats every time Титаник starts playing and then start giggling uncontrollably when Ты watch the people running out.
Ты finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
Ты point out to people that дана inflation звезда Wars kicked Titanic's жопа, попка by nearly 300 million.
When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local звезда Wars supplier.
The first thing Ты think of when Ты hear the words "hot, wet and horny" is a sweating bantha.
During sex, you're still rearanging the figures on your shelf.
Ты stand up a дата to put jokes on this page.
Ты go to звезда wars conventions with the sole purpose of getting laid.
Aminitor
Ты wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt that says trekkies forever
Ты have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks Ты if anyone else has handled your bag Ты say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no Вопросы asked.
When your stuck doing fuckin 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement
Before sex Ты say, "This may smell bad, kid, but it will keep Ты warm".
Ты know you're a звезда Wars geek when...you spend hours thinking up the new catchphrase "the prequels are gonna sink Titanic!
Ты found this page with intentions of locating the звезда Wars "greek" club.
Ты would Любовь to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your жопа, попка so Ты can be as wise as Yoda
When Ты get into a fight, Ты automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
If Ты get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
When Ты spend time watching the звезда Wars trilogy because Ты think there will be a test on it later.
Ты перфоратор, удар, пунш out trekkies who say "Death звезда my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, Ты finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
Ты put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber
Ты name your right hand 'Leia'
Ты waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a день coming up with jokes for this page.
Ты think Ты are the life of the party because Ты imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
Whenever Ты get in trouble, Ты mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When Ты listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
When your father asks Ты how fast your car is, Ты reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
When Ты need to go to the toilet, Ты say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
Ты ram a model X-Wing up someone else's asshole and congratulate yourself for finding the only weak spot.
Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."
Ты don't have any money to buy Еда или clothes but Ты have a kick-ass звезда WARS collection.
Ты swear Ты saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.
Ты get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are Ты doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)
When Ты wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"
Ты know you're a звезда Wars geek when Ты unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in this one."
Ты start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling Ты to go to bed.
When Ты spend eight hours at the библиотека printing this crap out over and over...
When your girlfriend says Ты have a small dick and Ты say "You underestimate the power of the force."
Ты Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 секунды before they do in the theatre.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When Ты find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New Hope".....and don't stop until 125 минуты later.
Ты curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is! Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and Prosper?"
Ты перфоратор, удар, пунш out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"
Ты can't resist to hum when Ты turn on a flashlight
Before sex, Ты look at your penis and say "Get in there, Ты furry oaf, I don't care what Ты smell!"
You're a звезда Wars geek when your teacher hands Ты your test back and says "commas are your weakness." Ты shoot back: "And your faith in your Друзья is yours!"
When someone talks about people getting abducted by little green men Ты say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
38. Ты actually feel the need to attack звезда Wars geeks with a camera to prove that Ты are not of their kind.
After looking at your tiny dick Ты remember yoda's saying "size matters not."
When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one.
Ты buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so Ты could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You've wached the trilogy еще times than mark hammil.
When Ты heard of Титаник getting еще money than звезда Wars, Ты immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt for James Cameron.
Ты respond to your Друзья taunting of "HA! HA! Титаник beat звезда Wars!" by clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the prequels"
Ты sabotage the Титаник theatre to play звезда Wars: A New Hope when the ship starts to sink.
Ты call in bomb threats every time Титаник starts playing and then start giggling uncontrollably when Ты watch the people running out.
Ты finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
Ты point out to people that дана inflation звезда Wars kicked Titanic's жопа, попка by nearly 300 million.
When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local звезда Wars supplier.
The first thing Ты think of when Ты hear the words "hot, wet and horny" is a sweating bantha.
During sex, you're still rearanging the figures on your shelf.
Ты stand up a дата to put jokes on this page.
Ты go to звезда wars conventions with the sole purpose of getting laid.
Aminitor
Ты wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt that says trekkies forever
Ты have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks Ты if anyone else has handled your bag Ты say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no Вопросы asked.
When your stuck doing fuckin 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement
Before sex Ты say, "This may smell bad, kid, but it will keep Ты warm".
Ты know you're a звезда Wars geek when...you spend hours thinking up the new catchphrase "the prequels are gonna sink Titanic!