I was really not looking вперед to this game. селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… еще so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published by Majesco and developed by Idol FX, селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being селезень, дрейк of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival. And really, how could a game like this possibly fail… let’s find out.
I will say, the visuals start out alright. The logo is pretty crisp. I heard people say that the Majesco logo was unbearable to look at, but that must’ve been on the original Xbox. I’m playing this backwards compatible on the 360. Yes, of all the game to make compatible for 360, селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы was one of the. I will say, the visuals are a bit neat. It’s got that classic graphic art style with the sharp edges and black shading. It’s not too bad. But that’s where the compliments stop. We meet Drake, this pale faced man waving Оружие around trying way too hard to sound cool, even though his mouth hangs open like a baby. The tutorial has this really janking jump on it. It feels disgusting and I hate it. So after the tutorial, I get attacked by a cyborg that almost kills me. This is the first enemy in the game and they are really Показ Ты how much this game will make Ты struggle. Not only with this difficult enemy, but also with trying to control the camera. Jumping isn’t only stiff, but the camera will become unresponsive and hard to control just by jumping ever so slightly. So yeah, this counts as a duo boss fight in my opinion. Anyway, Ты beat the cyborg and complete the mission. After еще exposition, a ghost flies by with an artifact and Ты have to stop it. And now the game becomes an even bigger pain in the ass. First thing: Don’t use the machine guns. The machine Оружие fucking suck. Second: This game is made even еще difficult thanks to the bad design. Enemies are always hanging out around Ты with guns, firing at Ты from all directions endlessly. Ты gotta be hammering the огонь button repeatedly. Ты could hold it in if Ты had the machine guns, but refer to step one. So handguns it is. And even then, Ты will barely make it passed, especially when Ты get attacked by an enemy clipping through the ceiling with a machine gun, using the same scream that you’d hear in Crazy Taxi. And every time Ты die, Ты get to see the cutscene again. So with enough patience, I beat the level and apparently, селезень, дрейк died between cutscenes. And we get to the Далее level, and…. Oh dear god.
So here Ты unlock the ability to run up walls, a skill that is so broken and janky that it takes the premise of Стена running and makes it a chore. If Ты thought селезень, дрейк was a pain to control before with his flailing arms and broken camera, get ready for this shit. This will make Ты feel really desensitized. But it gets even worse. Ты are tasked with collecting Spirit Orbs или something, thirty to be exact, in the dojo. When Ты collect enough of them, Ты can unlock the ability to slow down time. Sounds fun, if not for the fact that it slows Ты down too. All Ты are doing is making the agony last longer. This doesn’t help Ты in anyway, it just makes things harder. And then I end up running into a room with enemies that gun me down in секунды and I die…. Yeah, I know there is еще to this game, and I hear that the glitches get really bad and all, but I don’t want to play anymore of this game. This game truly has made me the most frustrated. I am aware there is еще to say about this game, but I refuse to play anymore.
селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы is the worst game I have ever played. Yes, compared to everything else we’ve seen thus far, I genuinely think селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы trumps them all. Can the last two games beat Drake? I don’t know. But селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы is the most broken, nonfunctioning game I have ever played. And also, yes, this game was made around the time of the Matrix. Slow time, Стена running, guys in leather coats with guns. Speaking of the Matrix, a game came out called Matrix: The Path of Neo. It was pretty fun, as far as I can remember. Just go play that instead. или if Ты want a game with good time elements, play Blinx: The Time Sweeper. For god’s sake, please, please, please, play anything else but селезень, дрейк of the 99 Dragons.
I will say, the visuals start out alright. The logo is pretty crisp. I heard people say that the Majesco logo was unbearable to look at, but that must’ve been on the original Xbox. I’m playing this backwards compatible on the 360. Yes, of all the game to make compatible for 360, селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы was one of the. I will say, the visuals are a bit neat. It’s got that classic graphic art style with the sharp edges and black shading. It’s not too bad. But that’s where the compliments stop. We meet Drake, this pale faced man waving Оружие around trying way too hard to sound cool, even though his mouth hangs open like a baby. The tutorial has this really janking jump on it. It feels disgusting and I hate it. So after the tutorial, I get attacked by a cyborg that almost kills me. This is the first enemy in the game and they are really Показ Ты how much this game will make Ты struggle. Not only with this difficult enemy, but also with trying to control the camera. Jumping isn’t only stiff, but the camera will become unresponsive and hard to control just by jumping ever so slightly. So yeah, this counts as a duo boss fight in my opinion. Anyway, Ты beat the cyborg and complete the mission. After еще exposition, a ghost flies by with an artifact and Ты have to stop it. And now the game becomes an even bigger pain in the ass. First thing: Don’t use the machine guns. The machine Оружие fucking suck. Second: This game is made even еще difficult thanks to the bad design. Enemies are always hanging out around Ты with guns, firing at Ты from all directions endlessly. Ты gotta be hammering the огонь button repeatedly. Ты could hold it in if Ты had the machine guns, but refer to step one. So handguns it is. And even then, Ты will barely make it passed, especially when Ты get attacked by an enemy clipping through the ceiling with a machine gun, using the same scream that you’d hear in Crazy Taxi. And every time Ты die, Ты get to see the cutscene again. So with enough patience, I beat the level and apparently, селезень, дрейк died between cutscenes. And we get to the Далее level, and…. Oh dear god.
So here Ты unlock the ability to run up walls, a skill that is so broken and janky that it takes the premise of Стена running and makes it a chore. If Ты thought селезень, дрейк was a pain to control before with his flailing arms and broken camera, get ready for this shit. This will make Ты feel really desensitized. But it gets even worse. Ты are tasked with collecting Spirit Orbs или something, thirty to be exact, in the dojo. When Ты collect enough of them, Ты can unlock the ability to slow down time. Sounds fun, if not for the fact that it slows Ты down too. All Ты are doing is making the agony last longer. This doesn’t help Ты in anyway, it just makes things harder. And then I end up running into a room with enemies that gun me down in секунды and I die…. Yeah, I know there is еще to this game, and I hear that the glitches get really bad and all, but I don’t want to play anymore of this game. This game truly has made me the most frustrated. I am aware there is еще to say about this game, but I refuse to play anymore.
селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы is the worst game I have ever played. Yes, compared to everything else we’ve seen thus far, I genuinely think селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы trumps them all. Can the last two games beat Drake? I don’t know. But селезень, дрейк of the 99 Драконы is the most broken, nonfunctioning game I have ever played. And also, yes, this game was made around the time of the Matrix. Slow time, Стена running, guys in leather coats with guns. Speaking of the Matrix, a game came out called Matrix: The Path of Neo. It was pretty fun, as far as I can remember. Just go play that instead. или if Ты want a game with good time elements, play Blinx: The Time Sweeper. For god’s sake, please, please, please, play anything else but селезень, дрейк of the 99 Dragons.