Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off Ты aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so Ты aren't the one stressed on birth control , Ты do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 минуты tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell Ты at what час to be Главная when Ты in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than Главная as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If Ты get drunk Ты are not seen as if Ты did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in Любовь over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Друзья , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached by a stranger on улица, уличный wanting your money или anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy Ты can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places Ты can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if Ты are fat или not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off Ты aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so Ты aren't the one stressed on birth control , Ты do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 минуты tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell Ты at what час to be Главная when Ты in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than Главная as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If Ты get drunk Ты are not seen as if Ты did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in Любовь over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Друзья , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached by a stranger on улица, уличный wanting your money или anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy Ты can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places Ты can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if Ты are fat или not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Frank: A trailer?
Martha: What do we need a trailer for?
Sonic: Advertising.
Sean: Sonic is right. I want people to know about my operations.
Frank: What operations?
Guy: Our operations to defeat the N.V.A!
U.S Ponies: *Holding M16's with bayonets* Oorah!
Sean: No no, a different type of operation. Observe.
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Coming soon to this very club.
Sean: *Going 75 miles an час with seven coaches*
Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.
Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with...
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.
2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.
3-An octopus has two hearts
4-Bull frogs do not sleep.
5-There are еще chickens than human in the world.
6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the Еда they eat.
7-The hair of polar медведь is not white it's transparent.
8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends
9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.
10-Butterflies taste with their feet.
11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.
13-A улитка can sleep for 3 years.
14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.
15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.
3-An octopus has two hearts
4-Bull frogs do not sleep.
5-There are еще chickens than human in the world.
6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the Еда they eat.
7-The hair of polar медведь is not white it's transparent.
8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends
9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.
10-Butterflies taste with their feet.
11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.
13-A улитка can sleep for 3 years.
14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.
15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
