Man: Where have Ты been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen Ты someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Ты sit down.
Man: Your place или mine?
Woman: Both. Ты go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do Ты do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Эй, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do Ты like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would Ты stay there?
Man: If I could see Ты naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see Ты naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when Ты fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when Ты got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't Ты married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that Ты want me.
Woman: Ты know, you're dead right...I want Ты to go away!
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen Ты someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Ты sit down.
Man: Your place или mine?
Woman: Both. Ты go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do Ты do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Эй, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do Ты like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would Ты stay there?
Man: If I could see Ты naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see Ты naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when Ты fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when Ты got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't Ты married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that Ты want me.
Woman: Ты know, you're dead right...I want Ты to go away!
1.The Characters are awesome
2.It can make Ты laugh so hard
3.It can make Ты cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes Ты wish Ты lived in the Наруто world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes Ты think about it all the time
15.It teaches Ты Наруто history
2.It can make Ты laugh so hard
3.It can make Ты cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes Ты wish Ты lived in the Наруто world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes Ты think about it all the time
15.It teaches Ты Наруто history
I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope Ты enjoy this.
Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please Комментарий and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make еще lines.
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Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please Комментарий and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make еще lines.
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This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite ожерелье on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me рыба all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast Ты need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and Ты will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and Ты will get a tail but Ты do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also Ты will get powers when Ты do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on Ты but the spell the got put on Ты will end in the mornings.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite ожерелье on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me рыба all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast Ты need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and Ты will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and Ты will get a tail but Ты do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also Ты will get powers when Ты do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on Ты but the spell the got put on Ты will end in the mornings.