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1.Stand Далее to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks by you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume Ты can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as Ты can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like Ты are scanning the молоко and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a юбка and do yoga in the middle of the store....
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posted by lanydoodle
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as Ты walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at Ты for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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posted by Juilet1234
Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect Ты from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life Ты wore heavy mittens. If Ты dial a phone, try to use a remote control, или try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much еще difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much еще difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything Ты see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are еще important than her.
4. She needs to get Ты Еда while Ты sit and do whatever Ты want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. хлопать, привкус her жопа, попка and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that Ты Любовь her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. Переместить somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...
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posted by Caligirl2011
So open up your iTunes или Музыка player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!

1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl Ты like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. день song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. Любовь song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
posted by happyfreak
A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she сказал(-а) it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written by a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As Ты will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no Ты ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...
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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like Ты for a minute, and then forget Ты afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are Ты doing something?” или “Have Ты eaten already?” are the first usual Вопросы a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...
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Some dreams stay with Ты long after you've woken up.
...
Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
...
1. Faulty или lost...
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Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. куст, буш

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...
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posted by karpach_13
28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as Ты think we all are.

2.. No matter what Ты say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like Ты to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call Ты beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If Ты have cramps and we ask Ты what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the месяц and nothing more.

9.. If Ты really...
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posted by karpach_13
101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten минута intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people Ты can get
to Присоединиться in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as Ты see fit.

9. When there are...
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Questions:
Do Ты think Eggs are disgusting?


Are Собаки cute?


Do Ты fish?


Are Ты at the age where Ты can drink?


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?


Do Ты have a boyfriend или girlfriend?


Do Ты know who Hayley Steele is?


Have Ты ever watched Good Luck Charlie?


Ever taken a sponge bath?


Do Ты have your ears pierced?


Ever broken your butt?


чай is…?


Ever READ Twilight Saga?


Ever burnt Шоколад in the microwave?


Ever wanted to die before?


Any siblings?


Шоколад Pie is Gross?

Do Ты have a cat?


Do Ты have a dog?


Have Ты ever had a baby?


Are Ты father или a mother или nothing?


Do Ты write stories?


Your best friend’s name is…?


If Ты had a catch phrase what would it be?


Избранное singer?


Is Robert Pattinson hot или what?


Yes или No?


Black или White?


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posted by MiizLadiDiime
Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in год 8 yeah i сказал(-а) it год eight they act like deh 18 или sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u Kiss или snog Kiss oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i Любовь Ты i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 Kiss kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang Ты oh come логово, ден fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i Остаться в живых my virginty ooh yh she abused...
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if Ты talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're Друзья with other guys.

But when you're sitting Далее to us, and some Болталка guy walks into the room
 and Ты jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if Ты sit there and talk to him for ten минуты without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her Ты Любовь her.

5. Call her before Ты sleep and after Ты wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease Ты back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her Избранное movie with her или her Избранное Показать even if Ты think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss...
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