Eight час lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are Ты a really bad singer, или a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, Ты shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, Ты be allowed to touch the Лондон broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Супермен for dinner, would you?"
Every time Ты eat или drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
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Ask, "Excuse me, are Ты a really bad singer, или a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, Ты shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, Ты be allowed to touch the Лондон broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Супермен for dinner, would you?"
Every time Ты eat или drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
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1. Grab your spoon and put Еда on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water или soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every таблица and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When Ты take a drink of your water или soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When Ты got your Десерт (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives Ты a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
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2. When your parents arent looking splash water или soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every таблица and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When Ты take a drink of your water или soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When Ты got your Десерт (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives Ты a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!