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fhghu said:
Oh gosh, so many...let's see:
"Stan, don't Ты know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars."
"Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000."
"I'm not fat. I'm big-boned."
"Mom--Kitty is being a dildo."
"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."
"Dear Ты guys. Words cannot express how much I hate Ты guys. As we fight our way northward into the great unknown, only that one thing remains certain: that I hate Ты guys with every tired muscle in my confederate body. We have taken Topeka and I must rally the men onward to Missouri. Because I will not stop until we have won it all, and Ты guys are my slaves. Because I hate Ты guys. I hate Ты guys so very very much. Yours, General Cartman Lee."
"So much to do at Cartmanland, but Ты can't come!... especially Ты Stan and Kyle."
"Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made Ты eat your parents!"
"Yeah, cool. Anyway, thanks a lot, and, Ты know, stay away from my man, bitch."
"Screw Ты guys, I'm going home!"
"Respect my Authoritah!"
"Looks like Stan's dad's been hitting the bottle again."
"I'm not fat! I'm festively plump!"
"You seem a little irritable Kyle, what's the matter, Ты got a little sand in your vagina?"
"My mom says if Ты want to become a lesbian, Ты have to lick carpet."
""How do I reeeach these kids?"
"Fuck Ты Millie, fuck Ты Annie, fuck Ты Bebe, fuck Ты whatever-your-name-is and FUCK YOU, bitch!"
And that's only a handful of my Избранное Cartman quotes. XD I freaking Любовь him.
On an ending note, here. Have a picture of Cartman trying to kill Kyle with a wiffle bat. xD
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