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posted by jurassic25

Spongebob Squarepants the Little Nereid

The episode opens up to the beautiful surroundings of Bikini Bottom.
French Narrator: “Ah there’s nothing like a quiet, peaceful and normal день in Bikini Bottom, as local marine life go about their normal and tranquil routine without any unexpected….
The narrator gets interrupted when a mysterious object with a feminine shape is hurtling towards the area.
French Narrator (surprised): “Oh it appears I’ve spoken too soon, let’s hope it does not hit something important!”
Now the mysterious object kept on hurdling towards Bikini Bottom, luckily for...

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Spongebob's Love: Chapter 8

posted by melisa583

The Далее Morning
*knock knock*
Spongebob:Who Is It?
Hazal:It's me!
*answers door*
Spongebob:Hi!
Hazal:Hey
Spongebob:the Jellyfish convention is still in town, wana go?
Hazal:sure!
~*~*~*~*
So they went. But Plankton was also ploting another sceme
Plankton:hehehe
Karen:What now Plankton are Ты choking on your own spit again?
Plankton:no not again, I KIDNAPPED THE POWERPUFF GIRLS Z!!!
Karen:why don't Ты also kidnap the Powerpuff Girls?
Plankton:Oh yeah
Later
Plankton:now i'll do my same plan as yesterday and rule the world!!!! ALL HAIL PLANKTON!!!
meanwhile
Spongebob:hey! where'd she go? maybe Plankton got her again, COME ON PATRICK
~*~*~*~*
OH NO!!!
All girls:mmmph! mmph!
SpongeBob:at least i know еще Karate hiya! *karate chops rope*
Powerpuff girls and Powerpuff girls Z:we will take it from here
Spongebob:OK! we are gonna go back to the Jellyfishing Convention
Narrator: well, that was nice

kidnapped!

"At least i know Karate! hiya!"

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F.u.n. Song Lyrics spongebob squarepants

posted by karlyluvsam

It's not about winning, it's about fun
What's that?
Fun is when you, fun is, it's like, it's kind of
Sort of like a, what is fun? I
Let me spell it for you

F is for Друзья who do stuff together
U is for Ты and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea

F is for огонь that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors when you

Plankton those thing aren't what fun is all about
Now do it like this

F is for Друзья who do stuff to
Never, that's completely idiotic

Here, let me help you
F is for Друзья who do stuff together
U is for Ты and me
Try it
N is for anywhere...

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Spongebob's Любовь Chapter 13:Welcome Back, Pat!

posted by melisa583

the real and the fake

Spongebob:*continues crying from before*
Gary:meow >:(
Spongebob:I GOT IT GARY! i'll dress up as patrick's therapest Mr. FishMan and take him to "thearapy"
Gary;MEOW!!
Spongebob:there gary! happy?
Gary:*eats everything in one bite and in a few секунды burps*
later
Spongebob:*knocks on door*
Mrs Star:*opens door* hello! uh.. who are Ты again?
Spongebob:*changes voice* i am patrick's tharapest Mr. Fishman
Mrs Star:oh right! *to patrick* Patrick! Mr. Fishman is here!
Patrick:great! now i get to leave!
Spongebob:*quickley* thanks bye! *door closes*
Patrick:yo fishman!
Spongebob:*goes back to normal voice* patrick it's me
Patrick:so?
Spongebob:so i'm gonna take Ты home
Patrick:really? thanks spongebob!
Spongebob no problem buddy, now back Главная i've got a big suprise!
Patrick:Yay!
*back at patrick's rock*
PPG, PPGZ, Hazal and Arjin:SUPRISE!!! WELCOME BACK PAT!!
the Далее chapter is called: SB and P's best rainy день adventure ever! (based on a PPG episode)

welcome back pat!

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LEGEND OF THE BIKINI BOTTOM

posted by Enald

Credits goes to NesquickP
I really enjoyed Чтение this Fanfic, it's a worth Чтение for.
Chapter 1: Welcome to Bikini Bottom
I made this series a long time назад and forgot about it. So im re- uploading the series and will post as many new chapters as i can! This story has a lot of themes and story similar to Gravity Falls. It will have some similar plot points of other Spongebob episodes but with my own twist on the series with a mysterious turn! Hope Ты all enjoy!

Legend of Bikini Bottom

Act 1

Chapter 1: Welcome to Bikini Bottom

"Whoever сказал(-а) 'the less Ты know, the better you're off' must of never...

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Howdy,y'all!Sandy here!

posted by SandyCheeks101

Howdy,everybody!!I'm Sandy Cheeks,and I'm just so happy y'all made this here club for my pal SpongeBob,so thanks!SpongeBob just recently taught me how to use one of them computer things here,so now I can keep in touch with people around the world!!
I just got done doin' some of my exersizes in the treedome.Whoo whee,what a workout!I also done did me some karate with my pal,SpongeBob.So much fun,y'all!(I'd hate to brag,but I won...again.Don't tell SpongeBob!
I think I'm really gettin' the hang of this here "internet" thing.Sponge taught me еще than a school of fish!I'm really liking this "Fanpop"...

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Spongebob Статья Тест

posted by SpongeXD

(Please use Комментарии for answers.)

1. What would Spongebob say often when he leaves work?
a)I'm ready
b)I'll eat spaghetti
c)Ghetto blues-s-s

2. During when Spongebob makes juicy news, what did he write for his OWN title?
a)Boss captures Sponge for a pillow
b)Innocent child used for a news writer
c)Boss bosses sponge around

3.When he leaves and says I'm Ready, what does he say to Gary?
a)Bye, Gare Bear
b)Gary is Larry!
c)I'm crazy 4 U.

4.Who is Spongebob's craziest meanest enemy?
a)Cousin Blackjack
b)Cousin Stanley
c)He goes with Mr.K and fights after Plankton

5.Who thinks Spongebob is a weak nerd?
a)Squidward
b)Sandy
c)Plankton

6.Where does Spongebob's parents live?
a) ракушка, раковина, конч SHELL, HOUSE 10293
b) PUFFY AVENUE, HOUSE 19204
c) SHELLCOACH AVENUE, HOUSE 20192

7.When did Spongebob spit into the speaker in the Family Roadtrip movie?
a)When the alienfish asked him what's his bus
b)When Sandy threw the anchor over his head

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Spongebob's Любовь (not for Spandy fans) Chapter 5

posted by melisa583

"GUYS! WAIT!!"

*SANDY AND SAM POP OUT OF NOWHERE*
Sandy:that's my boyfriend!!!
Sam:and me little brother!!
*both start hurting them*
Both:GUYS!!! WAIT!!!
KO!!!
Both"*cries* WHY!!!!!
*ambulence comes*
~*~*~*~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************
Spongebob: GO AWAY!!! WE DON'T WANT Ты TO DO THAT AGAIN!!!!
Sandy:but spongebob i had a crush on you
Sam:and i Любовь my little brother
Patrick:but Sam, Brothers and Sisters don't get married!
Sam:oh, well i'm going home
Sandy:FINE! I FROM NOW AND FOREVER, WE WILL BE JUST FRIENDS!!
Spongebob:FINE!!! I DON'T CARE!!!!
Sandy:WELL I DON'T CARE EITHER!
Narrator: wow, that was sad. *cries*!!

"Go Away!!!!"

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Spongebob's Любовь (not for Spandy fans) Part 3

posted by melisa583

"you mean Arjin's in there too?"

Narrator:later that day
Spongebob:Patrick i hear them laughing!
Patrick:you mean Arjin is there to?
Spongebob yep
Patrick:boy, she lives in 1 big apple
Spongebob:*knocks on the door*
Hazal:IT'S OPEN!!!!
Spongebob:hi hazal! watcha watching?
Hazal:we're watching this Justin Bieber video and he fell of a coffe table!!
Spongebob:well the jellyfish convention is today so--
Both girls:THE JELLYFISH CONVENTION?!?!?!
Hazal:can u take us there spongebob!
Arjin:yeah! we were thinking we should go on a double дата to the prom!!
Spongebob:OK!
~*~*~*~*~
So it was later at the jellyfish convention
Spongebob:hey Hazal
Hazal:yeah?
Spongebob:i got this ожерелье for Ты at the gift Магазин and this jellyfishing hat
Hazal:Wow! and look! Patrick got the same for Arjin!
Spongebob:cool!
Hazal:so thanks for bringing us here
Spongebob:sure thing
Both *kiss*(aw!)
*Patrick and I do the same thing* (aw!)
Narrator: *cries* that is just beautiful! oh um... look out Далее time!

"Both *kiss* (aw!)"

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Spongebob Grill Is Not A Главная Lyrics

posted by AlejandroFan

Grill Is Not A Home

Spongebob : The sign says "Kitchen", but my says "Jail". A sotve is a stove, no matter where Ты go!
Mr. Krabs : A patty is a patty, that's what I think!
Spongebob : A grill is a grill. This is surely so, oh, woah!
Mr. Krabs : And fries should be fries either way!
Spongebob : But this grill is not a home! This is not the stove I knew!
Mr. Krabs : I would trade it all away, if you'd come back and stay!
Mr. Krabs and Spongebob : This kitchen's not the same without you. It's just a greasy spoon withot you!

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Совет for Dating Spongebob

posted by nigahigarocks98

I Любовь Spongebob. That's why I'm here, of course! But before putting all your hope on him, Ты should start liking other cartoon characters too. I have two boos! ГИР and Spongebob, because Ты might want to have a fallback if Spongebob ends up dumping Ты like he did to Gary. So take my advice! Get a fallback или fallbacks, and I'm sure everything will be fine. :) But good luck with Spongebob! And everyone else Ты may like in a cartoon! I'm sure it'll work out, but here is another reason. I'll give Ты some Совет for it, too. Spongebob may not like things that Ты like. If he asks Ты to go...

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SpongeBob and The Losers Ripped Pants Lyrics

posted by karlyluvsam

(Talking)
When I ripped my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
'till I went and blew it,
all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because I [rip] ripped my pants.
(Whole band singing)
When big Lary came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
and no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and [rip] ripped his pants
(Spongebob singing)
I know I shouldn't mope around,
I shouldn't curse
but the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
then a burn from the sun
or sand in your buns....

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon...

Spongebob's Job

posted by SpongeTib97

Эй, guys,A.M.S here with some great news.Spongebob is currently workin' at The Krusty Krab and it turns out awesome.Spongebob still doesn't have his driver's licence...but,will get his as soon as he calms down during the boating test.

He's been on T.V for only about 19 years now and he has been giving me еще and еще inspiration and some quotation studies.Spongebob became the very first Nicktoon to ever win еще than one Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards in one setting.And as a reward.I would like to give Spongebob a 5 out of 5 stars and a perfect 10.

Well,that's all the time I have to tell you...

Catch Ты all Далее time,bye.

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Goofy Goober Rock Lyrics spongebob squarepants

posted by karlyluvsam

I'm a goofy goober
(Rock)
You're a goofy goober
(Rock)

We're all goofy goobers
(Rock)
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober
(Rock)

Put your toys away
Well, then I got to say when Ты tell me not to play
I say, no way
(No way)
No, no, no, no way

I'm a kid, Ты say
When Ты say I'm a kid I say, say it again
And then I say thanks
(Thanks)
Thank Ты very much

So if Ты thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try
The kid inside will set Ты free

I'm a goofy goober
(Rock)
You're a goofy goober
(Rock)

We're all goofy goobers
(Rock)
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober, yeah

Read more: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS - GOOFY GOOBER ROCK LYRICS link
Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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My favourite episode!

posted by barbie_honrales

I really Любовь spongebob squarepants and even its episode.my most favourite episode is "sailor mouth" because spongebob and patrick are really funny at that episode.and i like the episode "sleepy time" because spongebob is invading all of his Друзья dream.but i mostly like of all the episodes is "the spongebob movie" because that was a very awesome adventure and i hope nickelodeon can make another spongebob movie so i can watch the part 2 of the movie and i want to see of what will happen to spongebob thats all.......

Thank you,nickelodeon

Note:i hope you've read my wish thanks again for the spongebob movie..............

God bless!

Poor buddy...

posted by SpikeFan66

Gary: [wearing a hat and earmuffs] Meow.
SpongeBob: [slides into the bathroom] Oh, Gary, I don't feel like myself.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Don't be silly, Gary. I don't get colds. I get the suds.
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: No, Gary. If I had the suds, I'd have bubbles coming outta me. [sneezes, then розовый bubbles come out of him then he moans exhaustingly]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: I can't get the suds, [sniffles] because then I'll have to miss work! [puts his underwear over his mouth and nose then sneezes. розовый bubbles come out again]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this. [turns around and has two bubbles representing his butt cheeks. Each one pops]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: I'm not sick. I'm going to work

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Fast Друзья Under the Sea

posted by aldrine2016

Blossom and her sisters, Bubbles and Buttercup were enjoying a day-off from crime fighting at the sea, water горнолыжный спорт, лыжи with Blossom manning the boat.

Bubbles: Woo-hoo! Aloha!
Buttercup: [sighs annoyed] Seriously Bubbles, how many минуты have Ты been uttering all those Hawaiian phrases?
Bubbles: Umm... Ever since we went to this ocean to have our day-off fun. So it might be 9 минуты или less.
Blossom: Guys, guys, let's not get a little annoying. Let's just have some ocean fun!

As Blossom finished her sentence, she saw a flock of seagulls flying towards her, knocking her, and a Болталка bag she had been...

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SpongeBob SqaurePants Activity:What happens next?Chapter 1 of 12(READ STORY FIRST)

posted by SandyCheeks101

SpongeBob SqaurePants was at his pineapple house one day,gazing at the roof above him.He did not have to work at the Krusty Krab since it was Sunday,and he had absolutely nothing to do.He sighed while lying sideways on his livingroom couch,slowly sinking inside of it,getting еще and еще depressed.
SpongeBob all of a sudden sprung to his feet with a happy glow on his face."I know!" SpongeBob glittered."I'll go jellyfishing with Patrick!" SpongeBob ran past his pet snail,Gary,and headed out the front door.
He went Далее door to one of his best friends.Patrick Star's house.Patrick lived in a...

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SpongeBob's Murderer Chapter 1:The Note

posted by 90sfan

"Lalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" SpongeBob sang as he was running Главная from work one day.He loved Пение every time he came Главная from work,even when the neighbors threaten to have him arrested because it's so annoying to them.Little did the foolish sponge know that these Далее few weeks will be the most depressing of his life...
SpongeBob skipped up to his front door and noticed a letter poorly taped to it.He ripped it off and carefully read it:

SpongeBob SqaurePants,I hate Ты too much to let Ты live any longer.I WILL murder you.And if Ты try to stop me,I'll bring your sorry little...

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review on spongebob squarepants

posted by rahulms

SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated Телевидение series created by marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon. The series chronicles the adventures and endeavors of the Название character and his various Друзья in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. The series' popularity has made it a media franchise, as well as Nickelodeon network's highest rated show, and the most distributed property of MTV Networks. The media franchise has generated $8 billion in merchandising revenue for Nickelodeon.

Many of the ideas for the series originated in an unpublished,...