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Spongebob Squarepants the Little Nereid

The episode opens up to the beautiful surroundings of Bikini Bottom.
French Narrator: “Ah there’s nothing like a quiet, peaceful and normal день in Bikini Bottom, as local marine life go about their normal and tranquil routine without any unexpected….
The narrator gets interrupted when a mysterious object with a feminine shape is hurtling towards the area.
French Narrator (surprised): “Oh it appears I’ve spoken too soon, let’s hope it does not hit something important!”
Now the mysterious object kept on hurdling towards Bikini Bottom, luckily for...
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Credits goes to NesquickP
I really enjoyed Чтение this Fanfic, it's a worth Чтение for.
Chapter 1: Welcome to Bikini Bottom
I made this series a long time назад and forgot about it. So im re- uploading the series and will post as many new chapters as i can! This story has a lot of themes and story similar to Gravity Falls. It will have some similar plot points of other Spongebob episodes but with my own twist on the series with a mysterious turn! Hope Ты all enjoy!

Legend of Bikini Bottom

Act 1

Chapter 1: Welcome to Bikini Bottom

"Whoever сказал(-а) 'the less Ты know, the better you're off' must of never...
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posted by Shrimpykid
Spongebob:
Funny, sweet, smart, dumb, a great friend, my best friend.

I grew up with this sponge... hes like my best friend. Its like Spongebob is my Patrick. If u know what i mean :D. I Любовь that plucky yellow guy... I was a number one Фан of him when i watched my first episode of Spongebob, which was THE first episode of Spongebob (i wouldnt forget anything about that episode cuz thats when i made him my best friend :) the name was "Help Wanted"). I Любовь all of his songs... yes, even the 4 секунда "night" song.

I'm like him in many ways (hey, im not Показ off) my Друзья tell me im funny,...
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(Please use Комментарии for answers.)

1. What would Spongebob say often when he leaves work?
a)I'm ready
b)I'll eat spaghetti
c)Ghetto blues-s-s

2. During when Spongebob makes juicy news, what did he write for his OWN title?
a)Boss captures Sponge for a pillow
b)Innocent child used for a news writer
c)Boss bosses sponge around

3.When he leaves and says I'm Ready, what does he say to Gary?
a)Bye, Gare Bear
b)Gary is Larry!
c)I'm crazy 4 U.

4.Who is Spongebob's craziest meanest enemy?
a)Cousin Blackjack
b)Cousin Stanley
c)He goes with Mr.K and fights after Plankton


5.Who thinks Spongebob is a weak nerd?
a)Squidward
b)Sandy
c)Plankton


6.Where does Spongebob's parents live?
a) ракушка, раковина, конч SHELL, HOUSE 10293
b) PUFFY AVENUE, HOUSE 19204
c) SHELLCOACH AVENUE, HOUSE 20192


7.When did Spongebob spit into the speaker in the Family Roadtrip movie?
a)When the alienfish asked him what's his bus
b)When Sandy threw the anchor over his head
posted by melisa583
The Далее Morning
*knock knock*
Spongebob:Who Is It?
Hazal:It's me!
*answers door*
Spongebob:Hi!
Hazal:Hey
Spongebob:the Jellyfish convention is still in town, wana go?
Hazal:sure!
~*~*~*~*
So they went. But Plankton was also ploting another sceme
Plankton:hehehe
Karen:What now Plankton are Ты choking on your own spit again?
Plankton:no not again, I KIDNAPPED THE POWERPUFF GIRLS Z!!!
Karen:why don't Ты also kidnap the Powerpuff Girls?
Plankton:Oh yeah
Later
Plankton:now i'll do my same plan as yesterday and rule the world!!!! ALL HAIL PLANKTON!!!
meanwhile
Spongebob:hey! where'd she go? maybe Plankton got her again, COME ON PATRICK
~*~*~*~*
OH NO!!!
All girls:mmmph! mmph!
SpongeBob:at least i know еще Karate hiya! *karate chops rope*
Powerpuff girls and Powerpuff girls Z:we will take it from here
Spongebob:OK! we are gonna go back to the Jellyfishing Convention
Narrator: well, that was nice
 kidnapped!
kidnapped!
 kidnapped!
kidnapped!
 "At least i know Karate! hiya!"
"At least i know Karate! hiya!"
(Talking)
When I ripped my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
'till I went and blew it,
all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because I [rip] ripped my pants.
(Whole band singing)
When big Lary came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
and no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and [rip] ripped his pants
(Spongebob singing)
I know I shouldn't mope around,
I shouldn't curse
but the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
then a burn from the sun
or sand in your buns....

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon...
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Grill Is Not A Home

Spongebob : The sign says "Kitchen", but my says "Jail". A sotve is a stove, no matter where Ты go!
Mr. Krabs : A patty is a patty, that's what I think!
Spongebob : A grill is a grill. This is surely so, oh, woah!
Mr. Krabs : And fries should be fries either way!
Spongebob : But this grill is not a home! This is not the stove I knew!
Mr. Krabs : I would trade it all away, if you'd come back and stay!
Mr. Krabs and Spongebob : This kitchen's not the same without you. It's just a greasy spoon withot you!
In sponebob squarepants there as been an awfully strange amount of adult themes used. Things which makes it look like adult thing!

So I gathered up a couple of information and decided to put it together

1. In an episode called mid-life crutacean (or something) season 3 mr krabs says while entering a washing room "Any porn in the store!"

2.Also there seems to be only 2 things the creators realized of adult stuff and deleted the scenes they are in procrastination remember there is a deleted scene of a sunny день shown in that part there is a part where patrck is spreading some oil in the deleted...
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posted by ripper124
Spongebob is the most sweetest sponge in the deep blue sea. His best Buddy Patrick is not the smartest person in the sea, but he is very strong in can but used as a body guard.

His real Друзья are Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Patrick even though he has other friends, but they always have each other back.

His years as a fry cook makes me wonder why he didn't Переместить on, but the krusty krab will be nothing without him. Even though Plantkon tries to steal the kraby patty formula so that his buisness can be up in runinng, but i Любовь the way the Chum bucket is, a dump.

Spongebob is a very turthful person to everyone. In will do anything to help anyone. Even though Squidward doesn't like him because he is cheerful in laughs alot, doesn't mean to be rude in slam the door in his face, in throwing him out the window.
posted by spongesrule
QuotesMeow.

-Gary
Y'all better apologize, или I'll be on Ты like ugly on an ape.

-Sandy
Hey Squidward. Эй, Squidward. Эй, Squidward. Эй, Squidward.

-SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, tartar sauce.

-SpongeBob SquarePants
Pants ripped off. Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose.
-SpongeBob SquarePants
Don't Ты DARE take the name of Texas in vain.

-Sandy
Psst, Squidward, I'm working in the kitchen... at night! Эй, Squidward, guess what? I'm chopping lettuce... at night! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night! OW I burned my hand!... at night!

-SpongeBob SquarePants
Isn't this...
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 the real and the fake
the real and the fake
Spongebob:*continues crying from before*
Gary:meow >:(
Spongebob:I GOT IT GARY! i'll dress up as patrick's therapest Mr. FishMan and take him to "thearapy"
Gary;MEOW!!
Spongebob:there gary! happy?
Gary:*eats everything in one bite and in a few секунды burps*
later
Spongebob:*knocks on door*
Mrs Star:*opens door* hello! uh.. who are Ты again?
Spongebob:*changes voice* i am patrick's tharapest Mr. Fishman
Mrs Star:oh right! *to patrick* Patrick! Mr. Fishman is here!
Patrick:great! now i get to leave!
Spongebob:*quickley* thanks bye! *door closes*
Patrick:yo fishman!
Spongebob:*goes back to normal voice* patrick it's me
Patrick:so?
Spongebob:so i'm gonna take Ты home
Patrick:really? thanks spongebob!
Spongebob no problem buddy, now back Главная i've got a big suprise!
Patrick:Yay!
*back at patrick's rock*
PPG, PPGZ, Hazal and Arjin:SUPRISE!!! WELCOME BACK PAT!!
the Далее chapter is called: SB and P's best rainy день adventure ever! (based on a PPG episode)
 welcome back pat!
welcome back pat!
 "HOW DARE Ты SIR WE JUST WANTED TO GET 3 KRABBY PATTIES!!!!!!"
"HOW DARE YOU SIR WE JUST WANTED TO GET 3 KRABBY PATTIES!!!!!!"
Mr Krabs:Spongebob! you've been out of work for 10 days!
Spongebob:oops, got a little carried away with love
Krabs:Love? never mind that! come to work! или Ты can just Kiss Ты шпатель goodbye
Spongebob:MR KRABS Ты WOUDN'T!!!!
Krabs:oh darn toot'n i would now get to work!
Spongebob:SIR YES SIR!!!
later
Hazal:we haven't been to the KrustY kRAB for a while
Arjin:I know!
Mary:*stomach growls* MEOW!!! (i'm so hungry!)
Hazal:I KNOW MARY WE'RE GOING THERE!!!! heesh!*get in*
Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab what will Ты like?
Mr k.:WAIT!!! no pets allowed!
Arjin:HOW DARE Ты SIR WE JUST WANTED TO GET 3...
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posted by spongybubbles
I think spongebob is the best programme ever.
My favourite character is the рыба with the driving eyeballs beacuse he is really funny, and so is patrick beacuse he is stupid.
I also think nicklelodien should let nicktoons make all the spongebob games beacuse I think there alot better at making games.
Im confused how only spongebob can understand gary's meows and no one else can.
My секунда favourite character is patrick beacuse he's funny,dumb and stupid.
I think Plankton should just give up trying to get the krabby patty secret formula and just make his Еда better, Manray and the Dirty bubble should...
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 spongebob and Друзья
spongebob and friends
ME:HI I'M SIERRA BEAST
VALERIA:EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR SIERRA.
SAURICE:HEY BOSS HOW COME WE'RE NOT IN THE STORY? AND WHY DOES SIERRA GET TO WRITE HER OWN STORY?
VALERIA:BECAUSE I'M TIRED AS HELL FROM Письмо ALL OF MY STORIES,AND I'M GIVING HER THE EQUAL OPPERTUNITY TO DO HER OWN THING IN HER OWN WAY AND DON'T WORRY YOUR TIME WILL COME AND THE REASON WHY WE'RE NOT INCLUEDED TO THE STORY IS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT OUR LINES WAS GONNA BE IF WE WERE IN THIS STORY.
SAURICE:OKAY ,THANKS BOSS.
VALERIA:NO PROB SO WHERE THEY AT?
ME:WHO?
VALERIA:THE GANG SPONGEBOB,PATRICK,SANDY AND THE ICE AGE GANG. WHERE....
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SP:I call this one the campfire song song:
Lets gather around the campfire and sing our campfire song,our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G- SONG AND IF Ты DON'T THINK THAT WE CAN SING IT FASTER THAN YOUR WRONG!BUT IT'LL HELP IF U JUST SING ALONG!
P:BUM BUM BUM!
SP:C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G- SONG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G- SONG AND IF U DON'T THINK THAT WE CAN SING IT FASTER THAN YOUR WRONG BUT IT'LL HELP IF U JUST SING ALONG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G- SONG PATRICK!
P:Song!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E!
SP:SQUIDWARD!GOOD!IT'LL HELP!IT'LL HELP!IF U JUST SING ALONG!*SMASHES INSTRUMENTS*OH YEAHH!
HOPE YA ENJOYED!
posted by karlyluvsam
(SpongeBob)
Let's gather 'round the campfire,
And sing our campfire song
The C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if Ты don't think that we can sing it faster
Then you're wrong
But it would help if Ты just sing along...
(Patrick)
Bum, bum, bum

(SpongeBob)
The C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
The C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if Ты don't think that we can sing it faster
Then you're wrong
But it would help if Ты just sing along...

(SpongeBob)
The C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
Patrick!
(Patrick)
SONG! C-A-M-P-F...
(SpongeBob)
Squidward!
(Squidward)
...
(SpongeBob)
Good!
It would help!
It would he-e-elp!
If Ты just sing along!
O YEAH!
posted by Alx_master
After watching almost all spongebob episodes I'll have to say that my Избранное was when patrick and spongebob took sandy's rocket and flew to the moon and instead of landing on the moon they came back to earth. They thought that aliens really exist and they were trying to trick them into thinking they were back to earth. So they captured every "alien" in bikini bottom....
Well if Ты haven't seen this episode and Ты want to see it go on to Google video and type, spongebob takes sandy's rocket. I don't want to spoil the whole episode for you.
posted by awesomesonic
1. "Hey pal, didja walk out of Stupidtown?"

2. "You'll never pay me enough to act brotherly towards THAT guy." *Spongebob buffers his face*

3. "For the Krusty Krab!" *Runs while yelling loud to drop off garbage* [Gasping Intensifies] (Snap) "Piece of cake."

4. "I'm so close to solving this crime, I can almost TASTE it." *Licks Spongebob Pop*

5. "I'm every bit as cool as Larry. And if I'm not, let me be strucked by--" (Thunder) "...A flying Мороженое truck! (Tune) "And live!" *Gets crushed by truck*

6. "Hey, Mr. Krab!" "WHAT IS IT, SPONGEBOB?" "I just wanted to tell Ты that Sqidward loves you!"...
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It's not about winning, it's about fun
What's that?
Fun is when you, fun is, it's like, it's kind of
Sort of like a, what is fun? I
Let me spell it for you

F is for Друзья who do stuff together
U is for Ты and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea

F is for огонь that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors when you

Plankton those thing aren't what fun is all about
Now do it like this

F is for Друзья who do stuff to
Never, that's completely idiotic

Here, let me help you
F is for Друзья who do stuff together
U is for Ты and me
Try it
N is for anywhere...
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posted by pinkmare
THIS IS A PARODY OF PERFUME DEPARTMENT WHICH IS SEEN IN THE EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CALLED "SHANGHIED" THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST WELL-KNOWN FUNNIEST SCENES TO AUDIENCES.
SID AS PATRICK
SCART AS SPONGEBOB
AND ANOTHER THING EVEN THOUGH SCART CANNOT TALK LET'S PRETEND THAT HE DID AT LEAST IN THIS SHORT STORY.
i have a idea sid said
really what is it? scart asked
let's leave sid suggested
but the door's locked and the only way to get to the other is to go through the perfume cave-partment(a cave that shows cavewomen paying perfume,i know,i know perfume wasn't even invented in the stone age let's...
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