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IN THE SEA:A SPONGEBOB AND ICE AGE CROSSOVER

posted by pinkmare

spongebob and friends

ME:HI I'M SIERRA BEAST
VALERIA:EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR SIERRA.
SAURICE:HEY BOSS HOW COME WE'RE NOT IN THE STORY? AND WHY DOES SIERRA GET TO WRITE HER OWN STORY?
VALERIA:BECAUSE I'M TIRED AS HELL FROM Письмо ALL OF MY STORIES,AND I'M GIVING HER THE EQUAL OPPERTUNITY TO DO HER OWN THING IN HER OWN WAY AND DON'T WORRY YOUR TIME WILL COME AND THE REASON WHY WE'RE NOT INCLUEDED TO THE STORY IS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT OUR LINES WAS GONNA BE IF WE WERE IN THIS STORY.
SAURICE:OKAY ,THANKS BOSS.
VALERIA:NO PROB SO WHERE THEY AT?
ME:WHO?
VALERIA:THE GANG SPONGEBOB,PATRICK,SANDY AND THE ICE AGE GANG. WHERE....

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Parody:Spongeamite(Lyrics)

posted by SandyCheeks101

I came to prance(prance 4 times)
I came to prance with all my friends(friends 4 times)
Then I decide to beat my lash(lash 4 times)
Give me some Космос from all those clams(clams 4 times)
Yeah,yeah.Bubbles go on and on and on--------
Yeah they go on and on and on--------yea-eah!
I throw my sponge hands in the water sometimes.
Sayin',"Eeeehhhyo!My hands are yel---------low!"
I wanna cel-a-brate,no sleep to-night!
Sayin',"Eeeehhhyo!Patrick,le-------t's go!"
'Cause I'm gonna soak this tub.
I'm gonna laugh all night.
We gonna toss some kelp,like it's Sponge-a-mite!
'Cause I absorbed it once!
Now I absorbed it...

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Spongebob Squarepants got issues!

posted by zakuwan

In sponebob squarepants there as been an awfully strange amount of adult themes used. Things which makes it look like adult thing!

So I gathered up a couple of information and decided to put it together

1. In an episode called mid-life crutacean (or something) season 3 mr krabs says while entering a washing room "Any porn in the store!"

2.Also there seems to be only 2 things the creators realized of adult stuff and deleted the scenes they are in procrastination remember there is a deleted scene of a sunny день shown in that part there is a part where patrck is spreading some oil in the deleted...

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Spongebob's Любовь Chapter 11:Karate Combo

posted by melisa583

the Karate Kombo

Patrick:I'm Glad I Stoped karate chopping
Spongebob:OK
~*~*~*~*
Arjin:Pat?
Hazal:what's this place?
Patrick:my resturant! want to try my karate patty?
Girls:OK
Patrick:*karate chops girls*
Spongebob:PATRICK CLOSE YOUR RESTURANT!!!
*resturant dissapeers*
Spongebob:OK?
Patrick:oh well
Spongebob:yeah
Hazal:hey let's go have a krabby patty!
Spongebob:RIGHT!
Patrick:RIGHT!
Arjin:RIGHT!
so they had a great day, it was another great chapter, sorry took so long! also it's a short chapter because i wrote it at 9:35 pm it's finally here! so be happy!

KARATE CHOP!

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Spongebob's Любовь (not for Spandy fans) Chapter 4

posted by melisa583

"and maybe we can have a triple дата at the krusty krab!"

"and maybe we can have a triple date at the krusty krab!"

~*~*~*~*~
The Далее Day
Gary: Meow? (can i have a дата too?)
Spongebob: sure Gary! Hazal told me she got a new girl Snail
Gary: *sounds sexy* meow!
Spongebob:and maybe we can go on a triple дата at the Krusty Krab!
meanwhile at Hazal's house
Hazal:hey Arjin! wat's for breakfast!
Me:Eggs!
Hazal:OK!
Mary:Meow?(can i get a дата too?)
Hazal:I told Ты Mary! we'll go on a triple дата at the Krusty Krab with Spongebob, Patrick, and Gary!
Mary:Meow Meow! (OK)
Hazal and Spongebob:Oops! i almost forgot to give Ты food
both gives their улитка food*
~*~*~*~*~
later at the krusty krab
SB and P:Hey girls
Both: Эй, boys!
so they were at the krusty krab for hours
Далее time:Sandy will wrestle Hazal and Patrick's big sister Sam will fight Arjin (me)oh the drama!!!

"Meow? (can i get a date too?)"

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SpongeBob and The Losers Ripped Pants Lyrics

posted by karlyluvsam

(Talking)
When I ripped my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
'till I went and blew it,
all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because I [rip] ripped my pants.
(Whole band singing)
When big Lary came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
and no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and [rip] ripped his pants
(Spongebob singing)
I know I shouldn't mope around,
I shouldn't curse
but the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
then a burn from the sun
or sand in your buns....

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon...

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Spongebob Squarepants:The Little Nereid

posted by jurassic25

Spongebob Squarepants the Little Nereid

The episode opens up to the beautiful surroundings of Bikini Bottom.
French Narrator: “Ah there’s nothing like a quiet, peaceful and normal день in Bikini Bottom, as local marine life go about their normal and tranquil routine without any unexpected….
The narrator gets interrupted when a mysterious object with a feminine shape is hurtling towards the area.
French Narrator (surprised): “Oh it appears I’ve spoken too soon, let’s hope it does not hit something important!”
Now the mysterious object kept on hurdling towards Bikini Bottom, luckily for...

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SpongeBob SqaurePants Activity:What happens next?Chapter 1 of 12(READ STORY FIRST)

posted by SandyCheeks101

SpongeBob SqaurePants was at his pineapple house one day,gazing at the roof above him.He did not have to work at the Krusty Krab since it was Sunday,and he had absolutely nothing to do.He sighed while lying sideways on his livingroom couch,slowly sinking inside of it,getting еще and еще depressed.
SpongeBob all of a sudden sprung to his feet with a happy glow on his face."I know!" SpongeBob glittered."I'll go jellyfishing with Patrick!" SpongeBob ran past his pet snail,Gary,and headed out the front door.
He went Далее door to one of his best friends.Patrick Star's house.Patrick lived in a...

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perfume cave-partment

posted by pinkmare

THIS IS A PARODY OF PERFUME DEPARTMENT WHICH IS SEEN IN THE EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CALLED "SHANGHIED" THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST WELL-KNOWN FUNNIEST SCENES TO AUDIENCES.
SID AS PATRICK
SCART AS SPONGEBOB
AND ANOTHER THING EVEN THOUGH SCART CANNOT TALK LET'S PRETEND THAT HE DID AT LEAST IN THIS SHORT STORY.
i have a idea sid said
really what is it? scart asked
let's leave sid suggested
but the door's locked and the only way to get to the other is to go through the perfume cave-partment(a cave that shows cavewomen paying perfume,i know,i know perfume wasn't even invented in the stone age let's...

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Spongebob's Любовь (not for Spandy fans) Chapter 6

posted by melisa583

"Girls!!!!"

later...
Spongebob:DOCTOR!!! WHEN WILL SHE BE OK!
Doctor: tommorow at 8:00
Spongebob:few! because at 9:00 we have school and we were gonna do things
Doctor:OK
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*`**~~*
The Далее Morning
Spongebob:*cries in постель, кровати and patrick cries in sleeping bag*
*knock knock*
Spongebob:it's open! *continues crying*
Hazal:Hi Spongebob!
Arjin:Hey Pat!
Both:GIRLS!!!!
*run off and Kiss them*
Spongebob:now let's eat!i made jellyfish shaped тост with желе рыба jelly!
Girls and patrick:YAY!!!
*All eat тост and Kelp-O
Narrator:well, that was nice.

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Spongebob's Любовь (not for Spandy fans) Part 3

posted by melisa583

"you mean Arjin's in there too?"

Narrator:later that day
Spongebob:Patrick i hear them laughing!
Patrick:you mean Arjin is there to?
Spongebob yep
Patrick:boy, she lives in 1 big apple
Spongebob:*knocks on the door*
Hazal:IT'S OPEN!!!!
Spongebob:hi hazal! watcha watching?
Hazal:we're watching this Justin Bieber video and he fell of a coffe table!!
Spongebob:well the jellyfish convention is today so--
Both girls:THE JELLYFISH CONVENTION?!?!?!
Hazal:can u take us there spongebob!
Arjin:yeah! we were thinking we should go on a double дата to the prom!!
Spongebob:OK!
~*~*~*~*~
So it was later at the jellyfish convention
Spongebob:hey Hazal
Hazal:yeah?
Spongebob:i got this ожерелье for Ты at the gift Магазин and this jellyfishing hat
Hazal:Wow! and look! Patrick got the same for Arjin!
Spongebob:cool!
Hazal:so thanks for bringing us here
Spongebob:sure thing
Both *kiss*(aw!)
*Patrick and I do the same thing* (aw!)
Narrator: *cries* that is just beautiful! oh um... look out Далее time!

"Both *kiss* (aw!)"

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Поиск of the Остаться в живых Treasure [Spongebob Fanfiction Contest] Part I

posted by Athiya

"Ooh, Mr. Kraaaaabs!" Spongebob chimed, a krabby patty on one hand, and a flyer on the other.

"What is it, m'boy?" Mr Krabs came running from his office. He had been busy counting his money, penny by penny and nickel by nickel. Clearly he was not in the mood for another one of Spongebob's games.

"I found this -- oops, excuse me, Squidward," he almost dropped his patty, "I found this while I was delivering a patty to a customer! Seemed like it just slapped me in the face!"

In fact, it did slapped him in the face. A customer had put too much hot sauce on her Еда and threw the thing straight across...

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Camp огонь song song lyrics

posted by adaug

SP:I call this one the campfire song song:
Lets gather around the campfire and sing our campfire song,our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G- SONG AND IF Ты DON'T THINK THAT WE CAN SING IT FASTER THAN YOUR WRONG!BUT IT'LL HELP IF U JUST SING ALONG!
P:BUM BUM BUM!
SP:C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G- SONG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G- SONG AND IF U DON'T THINK THAT WE CAN SING IT FASTER THAN YOUR WRONG BUT IT'LL HELP IF U JUST SING ALONG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G- SONG PATRICK!
P:Song!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E!
SP:SQUIDWARD!GOOD!IT'LL HELP!IT'LL HELP!IF U JUST SING ALONG!*SMASHES INSTRUMENTS*OH YEAHH!
HOPE YA ENJOYED!

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Spongebob's Love: Chapter 8

posted by melisa583

The Далее Morning
*knock knock*
Spongebob:Who Is It?
Hazal:It's me!
*answers door*
Spongebob:Hi!
Hazal:Hey
Spongebob:the Jellyfish convention is still in town, wana go?
Hazal:sure!
~*~*~*~*
So they went. But Plankton was also ploting another sceme
Plankton:hehehe
Karen:What now Plankton are Ты choking on your own spit again?
Plankton:no not again, I KIDNAPPED THE POWERPUFF GIRLS Z!!!
Karen:why don't Ты also kidnap the Powerpuff Girls?
Plankton:Oh yeah
Later
Plankton:now i'll do my same plan as yesterday and rule the world!!!! ALL HAIL PLANKTON!!!
meanwhile
Spongebob:hey! where'd she go? maybe Plankton got her again, COME ON PATRICK
~*~*~*~*
OH NO!!!
All girls:mmmph! mmph!
SpongeBob:at least i know еще Karate hiya! *karate chops rope*
Powerpuff girls and Powerpuff girls Z:we will take it from here
Spongebob:OK! we are gonna go back to the Jellyfishing Convention
Narrator: well, that was nice

kidnapped!

"At least i know Karate! hiya!"

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Spongebob's Любовь (not for Spandy fans) Chapter 7

posted by melisa583

"OW!'

later at the prom
Spongebob:you look pretty
Hazal:thanks
Patrick:and Ты do to!!
Me:Thanks!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~**~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~~*~*~*
uh oh! it's Plankton
Plankton:looks like that fool and his tubby friend have girlfriends.. well after the prom i'll kidnap them, kill spongebob and tubby, AND RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!
later
SB AND P:girls??? uh oh!
Patrick:hey spongebob, weren't the powerpuff girls Z in town
Spongebob:yeah, and they still are!
Patrick:then let's call them
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~**~~*~*~*~*~
Blossom:girls look
Spongebob:hi PLEASE HELP!!!
Blossom:let's transform!!
*after they transformed*
POW!
Plankton:ow.
Pow!
Plankton:OW.
Pow!
plankton:OOWW
BOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!
pLANKTON:fine take your girly girls back
YAY!!!!

"OW!"

ow!

ow!

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Spongebob's Любовь (not for Spandy fans) Chapter 5

posted by melisa583

"GUYS! WAIT!!"

*SANDY AND SAM POP OUT OF NOWHERE*
Sandy:that's my boyfriend!!!
Sam:and me little brother!!
*both start hurting them*
Both:GUYS!!! WAIT!!!
KO!!!
Both"*cries* WHY!!!!!
*ambulence comes*
~*~*~*~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************
Spongebob: GO AWAY!!! WE DON'T WANT Ты TO DO THAT AGAIN!!!!
Sandy:but spongebob i had a crush on you
Sam:and i Любовь my little brother
Patrick:but Sam, Brothers and Sisters don't get married!
Sam:oh, well i'm going home
Sandy:FINE! I FROM NOW AND FOREVER, WE WILL BE JUST FRIENDS!!
Spongebob:FINE!!! I DON'T CARE!!!!
Sandy:WELL I DON'T CARE EITHER!
Narrator: wow, that was sad. *cries*!!

"Go Away!!!!"

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F.u.n. Song Lyrics spongebob squarepants

posted by karlyluvsam

It's not about winning, it's about fun
What's that?
Fun is when you, fun is, it's like, it's kind of
Sort of like a, what is fun? I
Let me spell it for you

F is for Друзья who do stuff together
U is for Ты and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea

F is for огонь that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors when you

Plankton those thing aren't what fun is all about
Now do it like this

F is for Друзья who do stuff to
Never, that's completely idiotic

Here, let me help you
F is for Друзья who do stuff together
U is for Ты and me
Try it
N is for anywhere...

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Spongebob's Любовь Chapter 13:Welcome Back, Pat!

posted by melisa583

the real and the fake

Spongebob:*continues crying from before*
Gary:meow >:(
Spongebob:I GOT IT GARY! i'll dress up as patrick's therapest Mr. FishMan and take him to "thearapy"
Gary;MEOW!!
Spongebob:there gary! happy?
Gary:*eats everything in one bite and in a few секунды burps*
later
Spongebob:*knocks on door*
Mrs Star:*opens door* hello! uh.. who are Ты again?
Spongebob:*changes voice* i am patrick's tharapest Mr. Fishman
Mrs Star:oh right! *to patrick* Patrick! Mr. Fishman is here!
Patrick:great! now i get to leave!
Spongebob:*quickley* thanks bye! *door closes*
Patrick:yo fishman!
Spongebob:*goes back to normal voice* patrick it's me
Patrick:so?
Spongebob:so i'm gonna take Ты home
Patrick:really? thanks spongebob!
Spongebob no problem buddy, now back Главная i've got a big suprise!
Patrick:Yay!
*back at patrick's rock*
PPG, PPGZ, Hazal and Arjin:SUPRISE!!! WELCOME BACK PAT!!
the Далее chapter is called: SB and P's best rainy день adventure ever! (based on a PPG episode)

welcome back pat!

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Spongebob Grill Is Not A Главная Lyrics

posted by AlejandroFan

Grill Is Not A Home

Spongebob : The sign says "Kitchen", but my says "Jail". A sotve is a stove, no matter where Ты go!
Mr. Krabs : A patty is a patty, that's what I think!
Spongebob : A grill is a grill. This is surely so, oh, woah!
Mr. Krabs : And fries should be fries either way!
Spongebob : But this grill is not a home! This is not the stove I knew!
Mr. Krabs : I would trade it all away, if you'd come back and stay!
Mr. Krabs and Spongebob : This kitchen's not the same without you. It's just a greasy spoon withot you!

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Spongebob's Love:Chapter 10: Hibernation and wintertime fun!

posted by melisa583

"ive ate all my acorns"

Sandy:looks like it's gonna snow and i've ate all my acorns goodnite self!
Spongebob:WHOOPEE!! it's snowing! *puts on розовый hat from patrick*
Patrick:WHOOPEE!! IT'S SNOWING!!! *puts on yellow hat from spongebob*
both go outside
Spongebob:HI PATRICK!
Patrick:HI SPONGEBOB!
Spongebob:HEY GIRLS!! LETS HAVE A SNOWBALL FIGHT!
*later*
*throws ball*
Girls:0-0
Spongebob:Diy-ayayayayaya!
Me:*throws snow ball*
Spongebob:nayayayayaya! she got Ты good patrick!
*snowballs fall like in ''The Snowball effect"
Patrick:TAKE COVER!!!!
Hazal:NOW WHAT?
Arjin:be even
~*~*~*
Spongebob:sorry about the snowball, do Ты forgive me?
Hazal*throws ball* now we're even

the hat

"HEY GIRLS!!! LET'S HAVE A SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!"

"now we're even"