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The much publicized upcoming link got me thinking about the optimal viewing order for the звезда Wars saga. The logical approach is to view the Фильмы in episodic order (which is how Cinemax plans to air it). But I'm not so certain that this is the best way to watch звезда Wars.

What follows is a rundown on the only four *viable* ways to view the звезда Wars saga that I can think of. Sure there are other viewing orders, but these are the only ones that make sense from the standpoint of storytelling and continuity.

Here goes:

Method 1: By Order of Episode

This approach is clearly the viewing order intended...
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The only people who hate звезда Wars are the ones who haven't seen it, is what the Internet told me. It also told me that the world is divided into two populations, one comprises of people who've seen звезда Wars while the other is made up of people who haven't. As infuriating as it may sound, I'm actually one of the small percentage of mere mortals who have not seen звезда Wars. In fact, I never really wanted to.

Now there's quite a few reasons for that I believe, and the most important one is that I am not from the time that звезда Wars was released. Being a 90's kid, I had enough films and cartoons...
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posted by idiot1
I Walked into the room where Padme was laying asleep. I lightly shook her awake. "Padme something's been bothering me" сказал(-а) Anakin.
"What Ani?"asked Padme. "Why we don't have a normal life with a kid...?" "Oh well...."Padme said.
"I Любовь Ты padme" and with that Anakin stripped off his clothes and then Luke And Leia where now destined to be born... a
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Captain Needa, and Major Lesden were talking to Colonel Jörgenstien.

Captain Needa: Since General Ozzel isn't here, perhaps Ты can talk to Lord Vader in Endor, and see if he'll send us anymore tanks.
Colonel Jörgenstien: Well thanks to General Ozzel's silly assumption of an invasion in Cenell, we can't get any tanks to defend Champalla. I just called Cenell, and they believe Han Solo is leading an attack.
Orrian: What? Last I heard, he was in Hoth.
Colonel Jörgenstien: Ты see my point? Ты should not have put General Ozzel in charge.
General Ozzel: *Walks into the room* What is going on?
Colonel...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Republic Soldier 60: Major Olkan just contacted us on the hologram. His team captured Twilek Bridge.
Republic Soldier 52: Good. Let's move.

U-Wings, and Rebel Transports started heading towards Naboo.

Itola was one of the cities that they started heading for.

Imperials: Enemy ships up there!! *Firing cannons at three U-Wings*
Republic Soldier 25: *Holding one of the dummy paratroopers* Okay Rupert. Do your duty for the Republic, and everyone on Naboo. *Drops Rupert*
Stormtroopers: Переместить up! Paratroopers are landing in that field!

Rupert started setting off his miniature explosions, and the Empire thought...
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posted by lovingflame
On the planet of Feytal-after the first battle of Geonosis.

Ticara bowed low to the Keeper, the old man came вперед and placed a loving Kiss upon his only remaining heir. His grand-daughter." What brings our gracious king's newest passion to see an old man?" Sicar saw the disgust on her face as she rose up from her bow. " When?" It was a Вопрос all to often asked these days, one that he had no answer for as of yet. He looked out the window at the вишня дерево that had grown so well in these 35 years. Under it the sad bundle that the Imprinted one had asked to bury in their garden. With only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.



Song (Start at 0:17): link

Colonel Turner: Here he is. At the Schloss Adler. The замок of Eagles. Believe me, it's well named, because only an eagle can get to it. Our job is to get inside there, and get him out as soon as possible.
Colonel Kramer: Major Debeldun, in charge of shipping in weapons.
Republic Soldier: Green light go!
Men: *Jump out of the Landing Craft*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, head of security.
Republic Soldiers: *Using parachutes after jumping out of the landing craft*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
John, and the others walked into the bar. A band was playing music: link

The six men took their coats off, and put them on a пальто hanger.

Jott: *Sits at a таблица with Thomas, Barkley, and Christianson*
Morris: *Walks to a counter with Morris. He looks at the bartender* Two beers.
Bartender: *Goes to get the drinks*
John: *Looks around the bar, and sees Heidi*
Heidi: *Serving drinks to two Imperials*
John: *Sees another таблица with three officers* Excuse me.
Morris: *Watches John go to the table*
John: *Sits down at the table*

One of the officers had black hair, and stared at John.

Heidi: *Arrives at the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the звезда Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked Далее to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage by two Rebel's.

Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link

The driver was...
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"MY PROBLEM WITH KYLO REN"

Kylo Ren has to be THE MOST overrated character I have ever seen in the звезда Wars saga. I am amazed by how so many Фаны have gone out of their way to put this guy on a pedestal. My personal disgust for this worship has nothing to do with him being portrayed as a villain. There are plenty of other villains - within the saga или not - that I actually find interesting. My problem with Kylo Ren is that I do not find him either interesting или well written.

I will start this Статья with a question. What was the reason behind Kylo Ren aka Ben Solo embracing evil? What was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saber Beach. 6:50 AM

Franklin: Alright, onward!
Young Republic Soldier: This is it everyone! Let's get back at them for killing the Jedi!
Danielle: Did Ты hear that Phoebe? He mentioned the Jedi. I bet he wasn't even alive at the time!

The ramp on the boats went down, and everyone started heading for the beach. Well, almost everyone.

Danielle: Come on ya bums!! *Holds onto part of the лодка while waving around her NB-49* Come on out Ты Imperials, Flannigan's back! *Jumps into the water*

She did this on purpose, and even though no one was attacking her, she said..

Danielle: Ah, the evil of it all!...
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posted by Persephone713
 " I have twins....God Help me"
" I have twins....God Help me"
Lord Vader watched as the Millennium сокол flew away and as the fighter pilots in their ships all flew away. He knew one of them held his son Luke.

Frustrated that they did not reach the rebels in time, Vader took his anger out on Captain Needa. " Ты Остаться в живых the FALCON! Ты TOLD ME WE WOULD MAKE IT IN TIME!" Vader сказал(-а) angrily.

" I...I thought we..we were stealthy enough to catch them by surprise...I'm sorry my Lord..NO..NO PLEASE D-!Ahh ahh" screamed Capt. Needa. Vader started to stranglehold him until he passed out.

" Hmmm...Yes. I'm sure Ты are. Apology excepted Captain Needa" сказал(-а) Vader with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 1:28): link

Morris: *Laying down, looking through his macrobinoculars at the castle*

He looked to the left, and saw a cable car station.

Morris: *Continues to look at the castle*
John: *Walks down the hill, and lays down Далее to Morris, also looking at the castle*

Stop the song

Morris: Take a look down there. *Points to an area on the ground below the castle*
John: *Looks at an Imperial Troop Transport passing a fence. It passes an astro droid with small cannons attached to it's side* That little droid has powerful cannons.
Morris: Yeah. Astro droids with cannons, a guard tower, and...
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posted by Summer_Leanne
 Luke Skywalker and Anakin Skywalker are both powerful, despite the fact that the prophesy deemed Ani "The Chosen One."
Luke Skywalker and Anakin Skywalker are both powerful, despite the fact that the prophesy deemed Ani "The Chosen One."
This is a kind response to anyone who thinks that Luke Skywalker is a lame pansy. Enjoy, and please feel free to share your thoughts, no matter if Ты like Luke или not! : )
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Why Nothing Is Wrong With Luke Skywalker:

1. Luke is loyal. Vader betrayed his fellow Jedi and the justice of the Republic for a selfish purpose: to save Padme. He cared little about the lives he ended. Only at the end of the Saga does Vader realize how much pain he's caused, and he realizes this by seeing the pain his son was experiencing at the hands of Sith Lord Sidious....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Orrian decided to disobey General Veers, and have Ozzel in charge instead of Jörgenstien.

Orrian: He left Naboo, and is going to Kinyen to celebrate his wife's birthday.
General Ozzel: A majority of our officers have left to take part in some war games on Mygeeto. Grand Moff Lebelt is with them. She has ordered Musker and the others to go to their usual spots by the beaches in Champalla. She is still convinced that the Rebels will start the invasion there.
Orrian: It's a good thing that you're in charge, instead of Colonel Jörgenstien. Otherwise, we'd be in trouble.

Song: link

Meanwhile on Coruscant....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Naboo, one год before the events of A New Hope.

In one section of the planet, it was littered with destroyed vehicles, ranging from tanks, speeder bikes, and even a few AT-ST's. Not far away, was a damaged Tie Fighter, Далее to an old Arc-170. The radio was still on in the 170.

Announcer: This is the Coruscant Broadcasting Service. Here is the news. In an isolated part of the planet, a group of Generals said, with Naboo falling into the hands of the Imperials, The Battle of Coruscant, is about to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Salope's only weapons were several charges in a bag. The others that came along with her hid in a куст, буш as she tried to get rid of two stormtroopers standing on guard.

Salope: *Walking towards the stormtroopers*
Stormtrooper 69: *Turns around* Hey, what are Ты doing?
Salope: Crossing the river. I'm trying to get back to my farm, over there.
Stormtrooper 53: That farm's been abandoned for years. You're under arrest for trespassing.
Salope: *Swings her bag, and knocks out a stormtrooper*
Stormtrooper 53: *Shoots Salope in the chest*
Republic Soldier 30: *Shoots the stormtrooper* Alright, get the explosives,...
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posted by Persephone713
So a few years went by. And Leia still remembered that odd moment between her and Lord Vader. Then something weird happened.

" What...what is this" Leia asked herself. She was referring to this odd feeling within her. It was almost...a FORCE. Something telling her that her she has not seen that last of Lord Vader....something else though.

" OH that's stupid...and impossible" she thought to herself.

Meanwhile on the dreadful Death звезда that has been newly built and highly protected against a possible rebellion. Darth Vader was thinking of that Princess he met.

"Captain Needa! I want Ты and General...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, Ты let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sandy Point, Moana.

Rebel 28: *Docking his лодка at a harbor*
Rebel General: *Standing on another лодка with a hundred other Rebels. He checks his watch* Raise flag.
Rebel 13: *Raising the Rebel flag*
Rebel General: Now.

A band was playing this song: link

Rebels: *Passing the band on another boat*

Up in the sky, two Rebels were surveying their new base in a recon ship.

Duya: *Flying the recon ship* This is it. Our new home.
Rollin: We should have stayed in Rydellia where we belong. I made a mistake in pointing that out to General Ommer.
Duya: *Looks down and sees a line of X-Wings parked Далее to each other*...
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