1. WTF is wrong with Супермен Returns?
2. Did anyone know that Супермен is an American staple? Is it save to say Mickey мышь will soon be a sewer rat? The American flag will have polka-dots? Coca-Cola will taste like warm Michelob? Sony will start making crappy defective video game products?.......oh.
3. The kid was too young. He was an excellent Clark Kent. Teenage Супермен is stupid. I got a film idea for Brandon Routh's teenage Супермен (go and look! It sucks but look anyway!) but here it didn't work.