What's your favourite Цитаты from Sweeney Todd?

This one is one of my favourites. I think it's genius! ;)

"The history of the world, my love
Is those below serving those up above!
How gratifying for once to know
That those above will serve those down below!"

[singing]
Sweeney Todd: Alright! You, sir? How about a shave? Come and visit your good friend Sweeney! Ты sir! Too, sir. Welcome to the grave... I will have vengeance. I will have salvation... Who, sir? Ты sir!No one's in the chair. Come on, come on! Sweeney's waiting. I want Ты bleeders. Ты sir? Anybody? Gentlemen, now don't be shy. Not one man... No, nor ten men... Nor a hundred can assuage me. I will have you! And I will get him back even as he gloats; In the meantime I'll practice on less honorable throats... And my Lucy lies in ashes, and I'll never see my girl again. But the work waits! I'm alive at last, and I'm full of joy!


Mrs. Lovett: Mr. T, Ты didn't!
[looks into the chest, sees Pirelli's dead body and gasps. Shuts it]
Mrs. Lovett: You're barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm!
Sweeney Todd: [polishing his razor] He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mrs. Lovett: [relieved] Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought Ты Остаться в живых your marbles.
[opens the chest again and stares]
Mrs. Lovett: Ugh! All that blood. Poor bugger. Oh well!
[looks through Pirelli's куртка before removing his money pouch and examining its contents]
Mrs. Lovett: Well, waste not, want not!
[tucks it into her bodice]

my favourite...

"How aBout aShave?"

The history of the world my pet, is learn forgiveness and try to forget!
...And life is for the alive my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!

"Im your friend too, Mr. Todd"

Every line from Epiphany and Johanna reprise

"I think we shall not meet again, my little lamb, my sweet.
Goodbye Johanna, your gone and yet your mine, I'm fine, Johanna, i'm fine.
And in that darkness when i'm blind with what i can't forget, it's always morning in my mind, my little lamb, my pet.
ANd though i'll think of you, i guess, until the день i die, i think i miss Ты less and less as everyday goes by.
If only Ангелы could prevail, we'd be the way we were.

And of course, CITY ON FIRE!

Lucy: 'ey, don't I know you, mister?

Sweeney: And who may it be сказал(-а) is your intended, sir?
Turpin: My ward... and pretty as a rosebud.
Sweeney: Pretty as her mother?
Turpin: Wha... what was that?
Sweeney: Nothing, sir. Nothing. May we proceed?

Turpin: How seldom it is one meets a fellow spirit.
Sweeney: With fellow tastes... in women at least.
Turpin: What's that?
Sweeney: The years, no doubt, have changed me, sir. But then I suppose the face of a barber, the face of a prisoner in the dock, is not particularly memorable.
Turpin: Benjamin... Barker...
Sweeney: Benjamin Barker!

Sweeney: We'll not discriminate great from small. No, we'll serve anyone...
Sweeney, Mrs. Lovett: Meaning... We'll serve anyone, and to anyone at all!

Sweeney: What is this?
Mrs. Lovett: What is this?
Sweeney: Smells like piss.
Mrs. Lovett: Smells like, eww!
Sweeney: Looks like piss.
Mrs. Lovett: I wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear.
Sweeney: This is piss. Piss with ink.

Here's mine,the song Epiphany because it's simply the best and well сказал(-а) XD
Sweeney Todd Пение :I had him!
His throat was there beneath my hand.
No, I had him!
His throat was there and now he'll never come again.
Mrs. Lovett: Easy now, hush Любовь hush
I keep telling you, Whats your rush?
Todd: When? Why did I wait?
Ты told me to wait -
Now he'll never come again.
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it.
But not for long...

They all deserve to die.
Tell Ты why, Mrs. Lovett, tell Ты why.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two
There's the one staying put in his proper place
And the one with his foot in the other one's face
Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you.

No, we all deserve to die
Tell Ты why, Mrs. Lovett, tell Ты why.
Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief
For the rest of us death will be a relief
We all deserve to die.

And I'll never see Johanna
No I'll never hug my girl to me - finished!
Alright! Ты sir, Ты sir, how about a shave?
Come and visit your good friend Sweeney.
Ты sir, too sir? Welcome to the grave.

I will have vengenance.
I will have salvation.
Who sir, Ты sir?
No ones in the chair, Come on! Come on!
Sweeney's. waiting. I want Ты bleeders.
Ты sir! Anybody!
Gentlemen now don't be shy!

Not one man, no, nor ten men.
Nor a hundred can assuage me.
I will have you!
And I will get him back even as he gloats
In the meantime I'll practice on less honorable throats.
And my Lucy lies in ashes
And I'll never see my girl again.

But the work waits!
I'm alive at last!
And I'm full of joy!

Mrs. Lovett: "I'm your friend and you're mine."

Judge Turpin: "Ahhh, such...practices."

Sweeney Todd: "I want Ты bleeders."

I Любовь every word they say in this movie! XD I could probably recite it all to you, and sing Ты the songs(but I wouldn't put Ты through the torture of hear my voice XD) but these are a couple of my fav's:

Mrs. Lovett: "I'm your friend too, Mr. Todd", "Now your mine", "You're barking mad!", "What Mr. Todd, what Mr. Todd, what is that sound?" "Yes, Mr. Todd, yes Mr. Todd, yes all around" "Then who are we to deny it in here?" "Oh, Mr. Todd. I'm so happy. I could eat Ты up, I really could. Ты know what I'd like to do, Mr. Todd? What I dream? If the buisness stays this good. Where I'd really like to go? In a год или so. Dontcha wanna know?...Do ya really wanna know", "Toby, where are Ты love?..Nothin's gonna harm you...not while I'm around.", "I was only thinkin' of you.", "Can we still be married?" "Oh, Mr. Todd! Oh, Mr. Todd, leave it to me!" "Just keep living it! Really living it!"

Judge Turpin: "Benjamin...barker..."

Toby: "Let me out! Please! Let me out!"

and last but not least....

Sweeney Todd:"They all deserve to die! Even Ты Mrs. Lovett, even I! The lives of the wicked should be made breif! For the rest of us death will be a releif! WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!","What's the sound of the world out there? Those crunching noises pervading the air! It's man devouring man, my dear! And who are we to deny it in here?","Of course...yes..I do.","Anything Ты say","Toby!","Who are you? What are Ты doing here?", "Come for a shave,have Ты lad? Everyone needs a good shave!....Forget my face.","Mrs. Lovett, you're a bloddy wonder, eminentaly practical and yet appropriate as always. As you've сказал(-а) repeatedly there's little point in dwelling on the past! Now come here my love! Not a thing to fear my love! What's dead is dead! The history of the world my pet...is learn forgiveness and try to forget!...and life is for the alive my dear! So, let's keep living it! Just keep living it! REALLY LIVING IT!", "There was a barber and his wife..and she was beautiful. A foolish barber and his wife..she was his reason and his life..and she was beautiful, and she was virtuous, and he was......[The End]"

All those are my fav's!That was way еще than a 'couple' sorry. XD I have many еще that I would rather not type XD otherwise, Ты might end up with the whole movie right here! XD Minus the video XD I Любовь every word to every song I just didn't type them here. XD My fav. song is Epiphany, my секунда fav is My Friends. XD and I have one еще fav quote! It's my ABSOLUTE favorite! One me and my friend joked about. I сказал(-а) I should get it tattooed on my arm:

Sweeney: "How 'bout a shave?"


Gotta Любовь Johnny/Sweeney <3

when Sweeney is watching at the window and he just say "What?" but he says it like a bark или something it`s really great

Ive got to go with:
Johanna: "Its not polite to come into a lady's room without knocking."
Turpin: Oh, but I see no lady.

Yes I lied 'cos I Любовь you! I'd be twice the wife she was, I Любовь you! Could that thing have cared for Ты like me?

"I'll come again when Ты have Judge on the menue!" And I Любовь all the other lines and songs, but this one particuallary made me laugh the first time I've seen this awsome movie.

"Later on when it's dark, we'll take it to some secret place and burry it."

"I want Ты bleeders."

" Oh, Mr. Todd, *kiss* I'm so happy! *kiss* I could *kiss* eat Ты up I really could, Ты know what I'd like to do Mr. Todd, what I dream, *kiss* If the buisniss saves us good, where I'd really like to go, in a год или so. Don't Ты wanna know?"
"Of course."
"Do ya really wanna know?"\
"Yes. I do."

At last my arm is complete again!♥

i have еще than one! I Любовь them all! :)

The most amusing quote;

I completely understand.


If you'll indulge me, sir,
what is that exotic aroma?


Me secret, is a touch of ambergris.


Dare I offer Ты something
a tad еще appropriate


for a gentleman of your standing?


The ladies will greatly appreciate it, sir.


You're the expert in these matters.


Only take a moment.


Would Ты like a bit of бухта, залив rum, sir?


бухта, залив ром is very bracing.