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GREEN PIES AND HAM



Sweeney: That Judge must die!
That Judge must die!
I really think
that Judge must die!

Mrs. Lovett: Would Ты like
a nice meat pie?

Sweeney: I do not want
your awful pie,
I have to get
the Judge to die!

Mrs. Lovett: Would Ты like one
by the sea?

Sweeney: I would not like one
by the sea.
Now, please, strange woman,
leave me be!
I do not like
your lousy pie.
Now let me plot:
The Judge must die!

Mrs. Lovett: Would Ты live
above my shop?
I kept your razors
and your strop!

Sweeney: All right. I'll live
above your shop.
I'll use my razors
and my strop.
I'll slit their throats,
then they will die.
We'll turn my patrons
Into pie!
1:When Sweeney is giving a shave,burst in a yell 'Mr.Todd,I've seen Joanna and she сказал(-а) she'd run away with me!'

2:When walking past Sweeney say 'Hey,Skunk head!' See how he reacts

3:Ask Pirelli if Ты can meet his boyfriend.

4:Take Mrs.Lovett's faviorate gin,empty it and refill it with water. See how long it takes her to figure it out.

5:Ask Sweeney how Lucy's doing.

6:Say to Mrs.Lovett that she makes the worst pies in London.

7:Ask Pirelli where he bought his mustash,and if Ты could have one too.

8:Tell Johanna she has her mother's eyes.

9:Tell Judge Turpin that Johanna is pregnant and it's Anthony's....
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posted by sweeneyfan1
MRS. LOVETT:
Seems a downright shame...
TODD: Shame?
LOVETT:
Seems an awful waste...
Such a nice, plump frame
Wot's 'is name has...
Had...
Has!
Nor it can't be traced...
Bus'ness needs a lift,
Debts to be erased...
Think of it as thrift,
As a gift,
If Ты get my drift!

No?

Seems an awful waste...
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is,
When Ты get it,
If Ты get it...

TODD: HAH!
LOVETT:
Good, Ты got it!

Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!
Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast!
And a pussy's good for maybe six или seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare...
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posted by claire-aka-bob
MRS. LOVETT:
(spoken) A customer!

Wait!
What's your rush? What's your hurry?
You gave me such a --
Fright, I thought Ты was a ghost!
Half a minute, can'tcher sit!
Sit Ты down, sit!
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks!
Did Ты come here for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if me head's a little vague --
Ugh! What is that?
But Ты think we had the plague!
From the way that people
Keep avoiding --
No Ты don't!
Heaven knows I try, sir!
Ick!
But there's no one comes in even to inhale!
Right Ты are, sir, would Ты like a drop of ale?
Mind you, I can't hardly blame them!
These are probably the worst pies...
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posted by iloveJCB99
I was in fourth grade and my best friend came to school and said,
"My brother was watching this movie called Sweeney Todd and it has Johnny Depp in it."
so of course, I got so excited because even then I loved Johnny Depp. She came over after school and showed me By The Sea on Youtube.
I instantly fell in love. We spent the whole afternoon listening to Sweeney Todd songs and from then on, we dreamed about seeing it once we were old enough (we thought it was PG-13 not R).
We didn't see it until we were in seventh grade, but it was AWESOME! She got it for me on DVD and from then on, I was hooked.
Later that год I showed it to two of my best Друзья and one of my good friends, and got two of them obsessed...now i am held responsible for bringing the DVD to our sleepovers...
posted by claire-aka-bob
Pretty women
Fascinating...
Sipping coffee,
Dancing... pretty women
Pretty women
Are a wonder.
Pretty women!

Sitting in the window or
Standing on the stair
Something in them cheers the air.

Pretty women
Silhouetted...
Stay within you,
Glancing... stay forever,
Breathing lightly...
Pretty women,
Pretty women!

Blowing out their candles or
Combing out their hair,
Even when they leave
They still are there.
They're there

Ah! Pretty women, at their mirrors,
In their gardens,
Letter-writing,
Flower-picking,
Weather-watching.
How they make a man sing!

Proof of heaven as you're living,
Pretty women! Yes, pretty women!
Here's to pretty women,
Pretty women,
Pretty women,
Pretty women
posted by oblix
Суини Тодд
sweeney todd
before Ты even think about Чтение this remember that i and rubbish at English and have no Письмо skills what so ever, please bare that in mind to when Ты rate.





so every song in the film has to have a rank,

my вверх 10 songs.

10 Wait

9. Johanna

8. Epiphany

7. Not While I'm Around

6. No Place Like London

5. By the Sea

4. Worst Pies in London





Top 3....

3. My Friends


2. A Little Priest


and finally
simply because i Любовь it
(haha Любовь it -- lovett - get it)


anyway back to the chase...


1. Pirelli's Miracle Elixer

(does anyone else think Pirelli may be gay..?)

i know there are еще songs that do deserve...
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posted by claire-aka-bob
MRS. LOVETT:

Easy now,
Hush, love, hush,
Don't distress yourself,
What's your rush?
Keep your thoughts
Nice and lush,
Wait.

Hush, love, hush,
Think it through.
Once it bubbles, then
What's to do?
Watch it close.
Let it brew.
Wait.

I've been thinkin' flowers,
Maybe daisies,
To brighten up the room!
Don't Ты think some flowers,
Pretty daisies,
Might relieve the gloom?
Ah, wait,
Love, wait.

TODD: (spoken) And the judge? When will I get to him?

LOVETT:
Can't Ты think of nothin' else?
Always broodin' away on your wrongs
what happened heaven knows how many years ago!

Slow, love, slow.
Time's so fast.
Now goes quickly, see
Now it's past!
Soon will come,
Soon will last.
Wait.

Don't Ты know,
Silly man?
Half the fun is to
Plan the plan!
All good things
Come to those who can
Wait.

Gillyflowers, maybe,
'Stead of daisies...
I dunno though...
What do Ты think?
posted by claire-aka-bob
I have thought about this over and over again and to me i think it is real, now taking into account other peoples Просмотры and opinions i decided to put them all together and see what people belive more, myth или fact!

i own the Sweeney Todd special eddition dvd and one of the special features on it was 'Sweeney Todd is Alive: The Real History of the Demon Barber'
most of the people interviewed on it belived it was just a myth but some didn't.
looking at link and the evidence it gives makes people blive its true, but is it??

there is no records of a man called Sweeney Todd ever exsisting but on the...
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Found this on imdb:

O'SWEENEYAN RHAPSODY

[ANTHONY]
This is the good life,
This is a fantasy,
Living in Лондон

[SWEENEY]
...doesn't do much for me.

[MRS. LOVETT]
Sample my pies,
Just brush off the flies and see
I'm just a poor gal, I need some sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Prices high, profits low
Lusting after Barker, that's what really matters
To me
To me

Sweeney just killed a man
Put a razor to his throat,
Now there's blood upon his coat,
Sweeney, life had just begun:
And then Judge Turpin sent Ты far away.
Sweeney, ooooo...
I'm afraid your wife has died,
But cheer up, after all...
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posted by Sweeney-Pie
банан (reprise)

Anthony: Ill peel Ты банан ill peel Ты do they think that crates can hide you? even now im in your storage i am in the клеть, ящик beside Ты buried sweetly in your yellow skin, banana!

Sweeney: And are Ты yummy and pale with yellow skin my treat id want Ты yummy and pale like i dreamed Ты are banana! and if your yummy what then with yellow skin my sweet i think i shall not eat again my little snack my treat banana! goodbye банан youre gone and yet youre mine im starving банан im hungry
posted by Sweety_Sweeney
The день I saw Sweeney Todd.
I was in Oregon, my friend an I were staying at my Aunt's house. She said, which one should buy, cuz she wanted to order a movie off the cable. She сказал(-а) either Juno или Sweeney Todd, I сказал(-а) Juno cuz I had NO idea what Sweeney was. Shes like youll Любовь Sweeney Tho its pg13 and for kids (she was lying)
Im like fine and I got in the душ then after that I came out to see her watching it was at the part of Pirelli's Miracle Elixr. I was like Эй, this looks recognizing, at the time Harry Potter was my Избранное movie so it took me by surpirise to see 3 hp characters lol....
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posted by claire-aka-bob
MRS. LOVETT:

(she kisses Todd)
Ooh, Mr. Todd! (kiss)
I'm so happy! (kiss)
I could (kiss)
Eat Ты up, I really could!
You know what I'd like to do, Mr. Todd? (kiss)
What I dream (kiss)
If the business stays as good?
Where I'd really like to go,
In a год или so?
Don't Ты want to know?

TODD: (spoken) Yes, yes, of course.

LOVETT: Do Ты really want to know?

TODD: (spoken) Yes, I do, I do.

LOVETT: (spoken) I've always had this dream...
Ever since I was a skinny little slip of a thing and my rich Aunt
Nettie used to take me down to the seaside August Bank Holiday...
The pier... Makin' little castles in the sand......
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posted by claire-aka-bob
[Toby]
Ladies and gentlemen
May I have your attention,please?
Are your nostrils aquiver and tingling as well as that delicate, lushious, ambrosial smell?
yes,they are,I can tell
Well,ladies and gentlemen
that aroma enriching the breeze,
is like something compared to its succulent source
as the gourmets among Ты will tell you,of course.
Ladies and gentlemen Ты can't imagine the rapture in store,
just inside of this door!
There,you'll sample Mrs.Lovett's meat pies.savory and sweet pies,as you'll see.
You who eat pies Mrs. Lovetts meat pies conjure up the treat pies used to be!
[Customers]
Over here,boy.How...
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posted by claire-aka-bob
Ladies and their Sensitivities

Judge (spoken)
Walk Главная with me, for I have news for you
In order to shield her from the evils of this world,
I have decided to marry Johanna Далее Monday.

Beadle (spoken)
Ah, sir happy news.

Judge (spoken)
Strange, when I offered myself to her, she showed a certain reluctance.

Beadle (sung)
Excuse me my lord
May I request my lord,
Permission my lord to speak?

Forgive me if I suggest my lord
You’re looking less than your best my lord,
There’s powder upon your vest my lord,
And stubble upon your cheek.

And ladies my lord
Are weak

Judge (spoken)
Perhaps if she greets me cordially...
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posted by claire-aka-bob
Todd:
Signore Pirelli, I am Mr.Sweeney Todd and I have serviced no kings,
Yet I'll wadger I can shave a cheek and pull and tooth
with ten times еще dexterity than any улица, уличный mounterbank! Ты see these Razors?
I lay them against five ounds Ты are no match for me.

Pirelli:
You hear this foolish man? Watch and see how he will regret his folly.

Todd:
will Beadle Bamford be the judge?

Beadle:
Gladly, as always, to oblige my Друзья and neighbors.

Pirelli:
REady?

Todd:
Ready.

Pirelli:
To shave-a da face,
to pull-a da toot,
Require da grace
and not-a da brute
For if Ты slip and nick-a da skin,
you clip-a da chin
You...
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posted by claire-aka-bob
TODD:
These are my friends,
See how they glisten.
See this one shine,
How he smiles in the light,
My friends,
My faithful friends...

Speak to me, friend.
Whisper, I'll listen.
I know, I know
You've been locked out of sight
All these years!
Like me, my friend!
Well, I've come home
To find Ты waiting!
Home,
And we're together...
And we'll do wonders...
Won't we...?

[Simultaneously, for rest of song]
TODD:
You there, my friend,
Come, let me hold you.
Now, with a sigh,
You grow warm
In my hand...
My friend,
My clever friend...
LOVETT:
I'm your friend too, Mr. Todd.
If Ты only knew, Mr. Todd.
Ooh, Mr. Todd,
You're warm
In my...
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