(Yeah, I'm gonna get all mushy and stuff in this. I hope Ты guys don't mind.)

Hey, guys, do Ты know how I first met you? Do Ты remember?
I was just derping on the Болталка spot, bored out of my mind, clicking Болталка usernames, when I happened to click on a certain Имя пользователя that was titled "mintymidget210."
I never would have been able to imagine what happened next, but all I can say is that I'm really glad I clicked on that username.
Now, as I was saying, I was feeling bored, so I looked at Minty's Стена posts, and began commenting.
I think Ты guys know what happened next.
I met you, Minty, and...