The Fanpoppy Awards are about recognizing outstanding achievements on Fanpop. With all the glitz and glamour and excitement of the Fanpoppies, it is easy to forget about the person who has made this award ceremony possible. Without this glittering star, there would be no Fanpoppies. Her dedication, beauty and grace are the reason we are all here. And no, I’m not referring to myself. While Amazondebs was link the awards committee and Fanpoppy nominees, I sat down with the essence of greatness herself...the Fanpoppy.
Chel: What is it like being a statue?
Fanpoppy: People think it’s an easy job. However, there are days when it is utterly exhausting to be a Золото statue. I have to hold this giant green звезда over my head and be absolutely still, all день long. But, it’s who I am and it’s what I was born to be.
Chel: What are Ты most looking вперед to about the Fanpoppies?
Fanpoppy: It’s the one день of the год when I really get to shine. I get all polished up and I’m the one thing in the room everyone looks at. It’s pretty exciting.
Chel: Are there any Fanpoppers out there Ты are hoping will win you?
Fanpoppy: I’ll admit, I’ve had my eye on Johnminh. All the girls are always fighting over him and that elf hat just drives me crazy. While I will be happy with whoever wins me, let’s just say, I wouldn’t mind sitting on his mantelpiece.
Chel: Aren’t Ты worried what people will say about Ты going Главная with some strange man?
Fanpoppy: I try not to let mindless gossip bother me. The papers are always Письмо bad things about me, just because I’m an independent woman who is covered in Золото paint. As long as my Друзья and family know the truth, that is all that matters.
Chel: Speaking of strange men, what’s your Любовь life like these days?
Fanpoppy: My Любовь life is non-existent. I just don’t have time for romance right now. My life is too hectic. However, I’m always open to the idea of settling down. I just have to find the right guy. или the right statue.
Chel: How about Oscar? He’s single and Ты seem to both have a lot in common.
Fanpoppy: Trust me, Oscar is such a diva. All he cares about is himself. We tried dating for awhile, but his ego got in the way.
Chel: Well, is there anything else Ты want your adoring public to know?
Fanpoppy: I’d really like them to keep in mind that I am a person. Ты can put me on a pedestal, but I do have feelings and I want to be treated with respect. Don’t use me to hit people with, don’t use me to make other people jealous, and certainly don’t think of me as some sort of trophy.
Chel: But Ты are a trophy.
Fanpoppy: No, I’m a Fanpoppy statue. There’s a difference.
After the interview was over and Fanpoppy had left, I felt like I had just been in the presence of greatness. Fanpoppy has yet to return my calls, though, so I'm not sure I made a very good impression.
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**Disclaimer -- Please note, there is no evidence to prove that a Fanpoppy statue is alive, much less able to speak to you. The Автор of this Статья has been placed in the custody of a local mental hospital, where she will be under constant supervision until it is deemed that she is well enough to return to society.
Chel: What is it like being a statue?
Fanpoppy: People think it’s an easy job. However, there are days when it is utterly exhausting to be a Золото statue. I have to hold this giant green звезда over my head and be absolutely still, all день long. But, it’s who I am and it’s what I was born to be.
Chel: What are Ты most looking вперед to about the Fanpoppies?
Fanpoppy: It’s the one день of the год when I really get to shine. I get all polished up and I’m the one thing in the room everyone looks at. It’s pretty exciting.
Chel: Are there any Fanpoppers out there Ты are hoping will win you?
Fanpoppy: I’ll admit, I’ve had my eye on Johnminh. All the girls are always fighting over him and that elf hat just drives me crazy. While I will be happy with whoever wins me, let’s just say, I wouldn’t mind sitting on his mantelpiece.
Chel: Aren’t Ты worried what people will say about Ты going Главная with some strange man?
Fanpoppy: I try not to let mindless gossip bother me. The papers are always Письмо bad things about me, just because I’m an independent woman who is covered in Золото paint. As long as my Друзья and family know the truth, that is all that matters.
Chel: Speaking of strange men, what’s your Любовь life like these days?
Fanpoppy: My Любовь life is non-existent. I just don’t have time for romance right now. My life is too hectic. However, I’m always open to the idea of settling down. I just have to find the right guy. или the right statue.
Chel: How about Oscar? He’s single and Ты seem to both have a lot in common.
Fanpoppy: Trust me, Oscar is such a diva. All he cares about is himself. We tried dating for awhile, but his ego got in the way.
Chel: Well, is there anything else Ты want your adoring public to know?
Fanpoppy: I’d really like them to keep in mind that I am a person. Ты can put me on a pedestal, but I do have feelings and I want to be treated with respect. Don’t use me to hit people with, don’t use me to make other people jealous, and certainly don’t think of me as some sort of trophy.
Chel: But Ты are a trophy.
Fanpoppy: No, I’m a Fanpoppy statue. There’s a difference.
After the interview was over and Fanpoppy had left, I felt like I had just been in the presence of greatness. Fanpoppy has yet to return my calls, though, so I'm not sure I made a very good impression.
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**Disclaimer -- Please note, there is no evidence to prove that a Fanpoppy statue is alive, much less able to speak to you. The Автор of this Статья has been placed in the custody of a local mental hospital, where she will be under constant supervision until it is deemed that she is well enough to return to society.
5. No Комментарий
4. I stink at Письмо Soapbox Статьи and adding cool Ссылки for the link spot
3. I won't PICK my nose like link или take nudes фото like link или make a sex VIDEO like link
2. I add absolutely nothing to the link spot
and the number one reason why I did not win a Fanpoppy award is..
1. Everybody Hates Me
Who wants Шоколад how could that beat out my coffee spot really, but I guess they have the same ingredient. I will live with the fact that I know Ты secretly really do like coffee Ты can't deny it any more. If I didn't Любовь coffee so much Шоколад would have been my other choice...lol
To all those who nominated and voted for me thank Ты deeply from the bottom of my coffee mug...