JONAS DVD Bonus Episode - Cold Shoulder

I admit that in the past
I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding
When they called me kinda strange
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light,
And made a change
And I fortunately know a little secret
It's a talent
That I always have possessed
And here latley
Please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable the lonely and depressed
Pathetic

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them
Yes indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to me crying
Will Ты help us
Pretty please...