what do Ты think of my 10 ways to annoy edward?

warning these can be extremly rude!

1 call him a child molester cuz bella's way younger than him by centuries

2 threten bella's life if he doesnt convert Ты into a vamp and when he does yell out " ahhh!ohh edward way would Ты do this to a perfect little girl like me?!"

3 puor glitter all over your self jump in front of bella and say " bella,bella!look what edward did!"

4 lie that your a vamp and say Ты can also read minds.and yell at edward becase of the graphic ways he picturs bella.when he starts t explain himslef say Ты were just kidding

5 ask him how tanya is when bella's around.

6 end every argument with " what are going to do edward?go to italy?"

7 constantly spray him with holy water saying "the power of christ compels Ты to leave this room!"

ok really mean.i know

9 read NEW MOON out lound to him

10 sing LIKE A VIRGIN to him