Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.
Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?
Esme: Cz i сказал(-а) so. *holds knife*
Carlisle:Okay...........
Bella: *sits between them* i thought Ты couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.
Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do Ты see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*
Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one Ты hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping to me while holding a huge expensive bouquet of red Розы while calling my name in his velvety beautiful voice! Ohhh Eddiepuss!!!
Edward: The Любовь of my life, Ты are so beautiful.
Esme: *whispers at Carlisle* Rosalie will dye her hair red.
Carlisle: *nods slightly, took Esme's hand and skipped up to bedroom*
Emmett: I did not just see that happen. *dissapears*
Edward: The Любовь of my life, Ты smell good.
Bella: *blushes*
Edward: The Любовь of my life, Ты are blushing! YEAAYYY!! *does the happy dance*
CUE 70s MUSIC
Музыка stops.
James: *squeaky voice* *attacks Edward* Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! Wait, ur middle name's Anthony? *bursts laughing*
Alice & Jasper & Rosalie & Emmett: *rofling*
James: So anyways, ahem *squeaky voice* WHERE ARE MY COOKIES???!!!
Bella: SPUNK RANSOM!
James: *sighs loudly* No, not yet brown haired woman who ANTHONY *Edward rolls eyes* here adores so much yet Ты are so plain. NOW Ты RUINED THE MOMENT! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Jessica: Wow, shmexxyyy.. *chases James*
Bella: Auw, I ruined his moment. *cries in dark corner*
Edward: No no my beautiful but clumsy and plain Bella! Ты didn't mean to! Everyone loves the video!
Alice: I didnt украл, палантин James' cookies!!
Jasper: Of course Ты didn't, love. Of course. *pats back*
Alice: *purrs*
Jasper: Ты like that? My wittle dawling wikes that?
Alice: *pants, tongue hanging out*
Jasper: тис weally2 wike that?
Alice: Ribbit
Jasper: Euw I hate frogs. KILL THE FROG!
Alice: AAHHH ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Emmett: Too late, he already stepped on you. you're dead.
Alice: Oh. *dies*
Bella: Вампиры cant die like that, right eddy-weddy?
Jasper: They can too!!
Bella: Na-uhhh!!
Jasper: ya-hhuhhh!!
Bella: Na-uhh!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUUUUUUHHH!!!
Bella: Na- uhhhhhhhhhh
Jasper: Yeaaaaaahuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bella: na-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bella: NA-
Rosalie: Ты are plain AND annoying! and im prettier than Ты but edward still prefers you!
Emmett: Hell-ooo... hubby here?
Rosalie: Ты only want me cz i fix cars.
Emmett: uhhh... no?
Edward: she's right.
Emmett: OMG STF WTH BBQ ROFL LOL WE EC IGAH!!!
Jasper: IGAH?
Emmett: irritable grizzlies are hot, duh.
Bella: yeah, DUH Jasper.
Carlisle & Esme: *grins to each other, walking down the stairs* What??? We werent *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP*
Edward: euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw
Jasper: nononnonononononononononononononononononnononnonononono
nononononononononononononnononnononononononononono
nononononononono
Bella: Эй, Emmett, wanna get ice cream?
Rosalie: He doesnt eat ice cream.
Emmett: So? We have lots of money. lets go Bella!!
Bella: To the vamp mobil!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.
Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?
Esme: Cz i сказал(-а) so. *holds knife*
Carlisle:Okay...........
Bella: *sits between them* i thought Ты couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.
Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do Ты see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*
Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one Ты hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping to me while holding a huge expensive bouquet of red Розы while calling my name in his velvety beautiful voice! Ohhh Eddiepuss!!!
Edward: The Любовь of my life, Ты are so beautiful.
Esme: *whispers at Carlisle* Rosalie will dye her hair red.
Carlisle: *nods slightly, took Esme's hand and skipped up to bedroom*
Emmett: I did not just see that happen. *dissapears*
Edward: The Любовь of my life, Ты smell good.
Bella: *blushes*
Edward: The Любовь of my life, Ты are blushing! YEAAYYY!! *does the happy dance*
CUE 70s MUSIC
Музыка stops.
James: *squeaky voice* *attacks Edward* Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! Wait, ur middle name's Anthony? *bursts laughing*
Alice & Jasper & Rosalie & Emmett: *rofling*
James: So anyways, ahem *squeaky voice* WHERE ARE MY COOKIES???!!!
Bella: SPUNK RANSOM!
James: *sighs loudly* No, not yet brown haired woman who ANTHONY *Edward rolls eyes* here adores so much yet Ты are so plain. NOW Ты RUINED THE MOMENT! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Jessica: Wow, shmexxyyy.. *chases James*
Bella: Auw, I ruined his moment. *cries in dark corner*
Edward: No no my beautiful but clumsy and plain Bella! Ты didn't mean to! Everyone loves the video!
Alice: I didnt украл, палантин James' cookies!!
Jasper: Of course Ты didn't, love. Of course. *pats back*
Alice: *purrs*
Jasper: Ты like that? My wittle dawling wikes that?
Alice: *pants, tongue hanging out*
Jasper: тис weally2 wike that?
Alice: Ribbit
Jasper: Euw I hate frogs. KILL THE FROG!
Alice: AAHHH ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Emmett: Too late, he already stepped on you. you're dead.
Alice: Oh. *dies*
Bella: Вампиры cant die like that, right eddy-weddy?
Jasper: They can too!!
Bella: Na-uhhh!!
Jasper: ya-hhuhhh!!
Bella: Na-uhh!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUUUUUUHHH!!!
Bella: Na- uhhhhhhhhhh
Jasper: Yeaaaaaahuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bella: na-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bella: NA-
Rosalie: Ты are plain AND annoying! and im prettier than Ты but edward still prefers you!
Emmett: Hell-ooo... hubby here?
Rosalie: Ты only want me cz i fix cars.
Emmett: uhhh... no?
Edward: she's right.
Emmett: OMG STF WTH BBQ ROFL LOL WE EC IGAH!!!
Jasper: IGAH?
Emmett: irritable grizzlies are hot, duh.
Bella: yeah, DUH Jasper.
Carlisle & Esme: *grins to each other, walking down the stairs* What??? We werent *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP*
Edward: euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw
Jasper: nononnonononononononononononononononononnononnonononono
nononononononononononononnononnononononononononono
nononononononono
Bella: Эй, Emmett, wanna get ice cream?
Rosalie: He doesnt eat ice cream.
Emmett: So? We have lots of money. lets go Bella!!
Bella: To the vamp mobil!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
Эй,
guys,
I really enjoy Чтение everyone's stories on here, there are some really good writers.
I was wondering if anyone would be interested in Письмо a multi-author story.
We would have to agree on certain aspects of the story line, rating, all human vs vampire/humans, if the Волки will be involved, which characters we plan on covering, and so forth, it's going to have to take some really dedicated people.
We will have to decide if we are going to keep it from one persons pov, IE: Bella, или each person has their own character, and takes on the Далее chapter from a different POV.
Serious inquiries only!
Thanks.
Stephanie
I really enjoy Чтение everyone's stories on here, there are some really good writers.
I was wondering if anyone would be interested in Письмо a multi-author story.
We would have to agree on certain aspects of the story line, rating, all human vs vampire/humans, if the Волки will be involved, which characters we plan on covering, and so forth, it's going to have to take some really dedicated people.
We will have to decide if we are going to keep it from one persons pov, IE: Bella, или each person has their own character, and takes on the Далее chapter from a different POV.
Serious inquiries only!
Thanks.
Stephanie
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