Chapter 22: Firewood, Anybody??
I was so angry that I was even starting to scare myself. I couldn’t believe that my mother had blamed me for this whole insane scenario. All I was trying to do was to defend my friend; if I was a normal kid I bet it wouldn’t have been this big of a deal. Sometimes being a Cullen is a curse. I was still shaking violently when my father walked up, “Renesmee, please try to calm down I want to talk to you.” I turned my fury upon him, “Leave me alone, I can’t deal with any of his anymore, all I have wanted is to just be normal and here I am an even bigger freak now.” My father cringed, “Nessie Ты are not a freak, Ты are special.” I glowered at him, “Special? Ты call this special? Dad I'm dangerous, no one knows what’s wrong with me and then mom is going to gang up on me like I wanted this?!” I could feel the anger coursing through my veins it was almost addictive, I could feel the power rush again. My father looked at me oddly almost as though he feared me. “Renesmee calm down he instructed. Then I snapped I kicked a дерево in my fit of rage and I heard the хобот, ствол give way, it started to fall over right where my father was standing. I ran with lightening speed as it started to fall over and pushed him out of the way, I looked up as it fell down on me…
Renesmee?! My father shouted. I focused on the дерево and put my arms up. It landed very gently in my fingertips; I slowly walked with it and placed it down in a clearing. My father’s eyes all but bulged out of his head, “What?!” he stammered. I looked at him with a small smile, “Um, power number 2? Having insane strength when necessary?” He just looked at me and shook his head, “You could have been killed,” I smiled again, “Actually the odds were really on my side dad; immortality, remember?” He looked at me in a daze and hugged me. Just then my Grandfather, Uncle Jasper, Uncle Emmett and Jake and Seth came into view, “What happened,” Jake demanded. My father looked at everyone in amusement, “It seems that my daughter might be taking up logging as a hobby.” Jake looked confused, “But we heard a crash and someone yelled.” My father explained to everyone what had happened. My grandfather looked at me in awe, “Renesmee it seems that your new power is super strength when Ты get an adrenaline rush.” He looked at the дерево that I had basically played catch with, and shook his head. “You are as strong as a newborn, fascinating!” He chuckled to himself. Jake hugged me, “Are Ты alright?” He asked I smiled at him, never been better.” He smirked at my father, “So Edward, I guess Ты are going to have a hard time disciplining your daughter now that she is stronger than Ты huh?” My father looked at him with a twisted smile and patted his back, “Aw yes but let’s not forget who is planning to marry her Jake. Good luck with that,” he patted him on the back again and then walked away laughing. Jake looked at me with a leery look on his face. “Well if I win all the arguments then Ты have nothing to worry about honey,” I assured him. He smiled at me and rolled his eyes. “I’m sure I could handle it.” My Uncle Emmett laughed at that one too and we all headed back to the house. Aside from the fact that I had almost dropkicked a дерево onto my father’s head, it was shaping up to be a decent день I had stood up to one of the biggest idiots at school, I finally knew what was going on with my body, and we had dress shopping to do. Oh, no… shopping…. Not even super human strength could save me form that fate…
I was so angry that I was even starting to scare myself. I couldn’t believe that my mother had blamed me for this whole insane scenario. All I was trying to do was to defend my friend; if I was a normal kid I bet it wouldn’t have been this big of a deal. Sometimes being a Cullen is a curse. I was still shaking violently when my father walked up, “Renesmee, please try to calm down I want to talk to you.” I turned my fury upon him, “Leave me alone, I can’t deal with any of his anymore, all I have wanted is to just be normal and here I am an even bigger freak now.” My father cringed, “Nessie Ты are not a freak, Ты are special.” I glowered at him, “Special? Ты call this special? Dad I'm dangerous, no one knows what’s wrong with me and then mom is going to gang up on me like I wanted this?!” I could feel the anger coursing through my veins it was almost addictive, I could feel the power rush again. My father looked at me oddly almost as though he feared me. “Renesmee calm down he instructed. Then I snapped I kicked a дерево in my fit of rage and I heard the хобот, ствол give way, it started to fall over right where my father was standing. I ran with lightening speed as it started to fall over and pushed him out of the way, I looked up as it fell down on me…
Renesmee?! My father shouted. I focused on the дерево and put my arms up. It landed very gently in my fingertips; I slowly walked with it and placed it down in a clearing. My father’s eyes all but bulged out of his head, “What?!” he stammered. I looked at him with a small smile, “Um, power number 2? Having insane strength when necessary?” He just looked at me and shook his head, “You could have been killed,” I smiled again, “Actually the odds were really on my side dad; immortality, remember?” He looked at me in a daze and hugged me. Just then my Grandfather, Uncle Jasper, Uncle Emmett and Jake and Seth came into view, “What happened,” Jake demanded. My father looked at everyone in amusement, “It seems that my daughter might be taking up logging as a hobby.” Jake looked confused, “But we heard a crash and someone yelled.” My father explained to everyone what had happened. My grandfather looked at me in awe, “Renesmee it seems that your new power is super strength when Ты get an adrenaline rush.” He looked at the дерево that I had basically played catch with, and shook his head. “You are as strong as a newborn, fascinating!” He chuckled to himself. Jake hugged me, “Are Ты alright?” He asked I smiled at him, never been better.” He smirked at my father, “So Edward, I guess Ты are going to have a hard time disciplining your daughter now that she is stronger than Ты huh?” My father looked at him with a twisted smile and patted his back, “Aw yes but let’s not forget who is planning to marry her Jake. Good luck with that,” he patted him on the back again and then walked away laughing. Jake looked at me with a leery look on his face. “Well if I win all the arguments then Ты have nothing to worry about honey,” I assured him. He smiled at me and rolled his eyes. “I’m sure I could handle it.” My Uncle Emmett laughed at that one too and we all headed back to the house. Aside from the fact that I had almost dropkicked a дерево onto my father’s head, it was shaping up to be a decent день I had stood up to one of the biggest idiots at school, I finally knew what was going on with my body, and we had dress shopping to do. Oh, no… shopping…. Not even super human strength could save me form that fate…
Edward Cullen (born Edward Anthony Masen) was born on June 20, 1901 in Chicago, Illinois, and is Холодное сердце in his 17-year-old body. While dying of the Spanish influenza, he was changed into a vampire by Dr. Carlisle Cullen after Edward's mother, Elizabeth, begged him to save Edward as her dying wish. Edward only drinks animal blood and has the special ability to read minds, with the exception of Bella Swan's. He falls in Любовь with Bella soon after she arrives in Forks. Edward knows that he could kill Bella easily, a fact that torments him so much that, in the book New Moon, he decides to leave Forks with his family so they won't be able to hurt her. He returns, however, because he realizes he cannot live without her. Edward marries Bella in Breaking Dawn and they have a child, Renesmee.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
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9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Ты can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Ты go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Ты will be doing in five минуты every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Ты can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Ты go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Ты will be doing in five минуты every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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