Why He’s Hot:
1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as Вампиры are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and Ты Любовь him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. Ты see Robert is instructing Ты and you’re loving every минута of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite Ты over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds еще like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). Ты can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. Ты sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told Ты that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
Ты can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as Вампиры are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and Ты Любовь him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. Ты see Robert is instructing Ты and you’re loving every минута of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite Ты over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds еще like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). Ты can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. Ты sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told Ты that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
Ты can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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Snap out of it!!!!!
Stop looking at the abs n stare at the talent!!!!!!
As soon as Ты hear Twilight Ты think "OoOoohh Jacob the hot guy" and dont lie and сказал(-а) u never thought of that
He didnt get in the movie becuase hes HOOOT!!! He got there becuase he was the best resemblance to the T.S Jacob, He also got there becuase he worked in many good Фильмы like Sharkboy&Lavagirl & Cheaper by the Dozen,He also is a ver good actor for the age of 16
So Далее time Ты hear "Jacob" Dont think of the abs just stare right into the god-given talent
With the most respect & Любовь for twilight fans=^_^=
LOVE,PEACE,HAPPINESS
SARITASWIMS AKA SARA
Stop looking at the abs n stare at the talent!!!!!!
As soon as Ты hear Twilight Ты think "OoOoohh Jacob the hot guy" and dont lie and сказал(-а) u never thought of that
He didnt get in the movie becuase hes HOOOT!!! He got there becuase he was the best resemblance to the T.S Jacob, He also got there becuase he worked in many good Фильмы like Sharkboy&Lavagirl & Cheaper by the Dozen,He also is a ver good actor for the age of 16
So Далее time Ты hear "Jacob" Dont think of the abs just stare right into the god-given talent
With the most respect & Любовь for twilight fans=^_^=
LOVE,PEACE,HAPPINESS
SARITASWIMS AKA SARA