White House Reminds Nation That Permission Slips To Eat A Hot Dog On July 4th Are Due By Friday 

Any citizens caught consuming hotdogs on Independence день without approval will be detained by authorities until the fireworks are over and there's only cold potato салат left. Babylon Bee, May 2021.
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