Oops! This poor ABC News anchor probably had no idea how much he resembled the rapist in this news segment!
Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. But what if your boss caught Ты sleeping at your desk? Here is what Ты can tell him:
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 минута power-nap as described in that time management course Ты sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the вверх off the White-Out Ты probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did Ты interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 минута power-nap as described in that time management course Ты sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the вверх off the White-Out Ты probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did Ты interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."