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So I was never too big into sports, and in short, I was never too big into sports games. I have minor understanding of basketball, but only cause my brothers are fans, I never understood the appeal of football, and I think I won’t offend anyone when I say Футбол is boring. But I was really interested in the art of skateboarding… until it died and no one cared anymore… The game is Tony Hawk’s Underground.
Tony Hawk’s Underground starts in good ol’ Shithole, New Jersey, where Ты play as a skater with huge ambitions to be a pro skater, not for money, not for fame, but for the fun of it. And if you’re wondering why I’m talking about this shit in a Tony Hawk game, it’s because Tony Hawk’s Underground actually has a story mode. And it’s pretty good. Well, not amazing, but I Любовь going through it a hundred times for the fun of it. Ты gotta run from drug dealers, travel to Florida, and then, Присоединиться a skating team in the hopes of going to San Diego, Hawaii, Vancouver, and Moscow just so Ты can have a chance at getting a career in skateboarding. One of the features that Underground introduces, aside from a story mode, is that Ты can now jump off your skateboard and explore the map. Sure, there isn’t much, but I really loved going through the levels in this game when I was kid, like the dirty dumpers of New Jersey. Wow, they got every detail of Jersey. All it needs is a thousand freeways, and it’ll be perfect. But seriously, the real mechanic for getting off your board is to continue your combos. If you’re scared of cracking your skull, just get off your board to land on your feet. A timer will appear as soon as Ты do. Ты gotta do a trick in that amount of time to keep your combo going. When it comes to missions where Ты gotta get a high combo, this mechanic can destroy the competition if Ты know what Ты are doing. This game was just a childhood Избранное of mine and my brothers. We would always go through the story, try and fail to do crazy tricks, run down the homeless for fun, good times. I actually remember this game interesting me in skateboarding, and the end result was that I broke my foot and decided, “No thanks, I’ll just stick with the video games”. And the story was real good, for a first time in a Tony Hawk game. A lot of good humor, a lot of interesting moment, and Eric Sparrow, one of my most hated childhood characters. Seriously, fuck you, Sparrow. And then there’s the amount of creation in this game. Skyrim is fun, but man, what a pisspoor character creator. And then Ты got Tony Hawk’s Underground, with a ton of faces, heights, clothes, and hair styles, the ability to create your own skateboard Дизайн and Ты can create a whole кататься на коньках park, which will еще than likely be covered in spikes, cause fuck it. Sure, the character model for your character can look… disgusting, but that aside, it’s amazing the amount of items Ты can use on your character, and it makes Ты want to replay it some more. I remember my brother filling an entire memory card on our Gamecube with created characters.
Tony Hawk Underground just gives me so many fond childhood memories and I Любовь it. There is only other game that gives me a ton of childhood memories, but we’ll get to that later. For the time being, Underground is a true classic from my childhood that I Любовь dearly, and it was considered by Neversoft to be their best game. And I agree. It may not be as perfect as Pro Skater 3, but to me, it’s the best kind of game in the franchise.
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Teacher: And that kids is how Hitler Остаться в живых the war
Wind: Can we learn about something in history that isn’t Hitler for once
Teacher: No, now sit down
(The колокол, колокольчик, белл rings)
Teacher: Okay class, we’ll continue tomorrow
Wind: Hopefully I can get hit by a truck before then
(The class leaves)
Teacher: (Waits for them to leave before taking a flask out of his стол письменный, стол and drinking from it)

Teacher: (Drives home) I swear, those kids don’t have any appreciation for history или even their fellow man (Hits the breaks as a person drives out in front of him) Watch where you’re driving Ты fucking asshole! (Continues...
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Mrs. Hope: Okay students, get into your places
Wind: Why are we even doing this play
Mrs. Hope: Because people need to understand the beauty of theater. Nothing rivals such a precious art form
Wind: If Ты say so

(An audience waits outside)
Mrs. Hope: (Walks out onto stage) Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you, the play of Romeo and Juliet
(The curtain opens, Показ Cody and James in fancy dresses)
Cody: (Whispers to James) I look like a fag
James: Ты and me both
Cody: Okay….. Uh (Reads script) Do Ты bite your thumb at us, sir
James: Is the law at our side, if I say ay… Wait, what (Reads script...
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1971 man.
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Who knew working on a railroad could be this fun?
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People have always been saying how horror Фильмы are just terrible today. Now, I find that hard to believe…. If that fact wasn’t true. Horror Фильмы today are the exact same things. They use the same scare tactics, and the same jump scares. They all consist of ghosts, или serial killers, или zombies, или god forbid, a remake due to lack of ideas. Hell, there wasn’t much going on in 2015. I mean, maybe I could check the best horror Фильмы of 2015. Let’s see here………….



….. Yeah, as Ты can see, there isn’t much shit to watch. или at the least, anything good to watch. Sure,...
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Wind: (Looks at a sign)
James: What is this
Cody: Is it a store?
Wind: Can’t Ты two read
James: ….. I thought Ты were going to
Cody: And I never passed my third grade Чтение class
Wind: Иисус Christ- (Walks into the building)
Hannah: (Cleaning the tables in a chef outfit)
Wind: Hannah, what the hell is this?
Hannah: Oh, well, when I heard that there was a restaurant for sale, I thought I could call moth- Uh…. a friend who could send me some money to buy it.
Wind: Hannah, Ты do know this was a crack house that was abandoned after a drug bust
Hannah: Well, yeah, but I’m just sprucing it up so...
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