Okay, so I've learned most of these from experience, so if Ты REALLY want to get on Batman's bad side, do all of the above...er below. If Ты want to live without the fear of a batty death, do NOT do any of the below. There's your warning.
1) Poke him constantly in the face going "P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face".
2) Tell Wonder Woman Ты saw Catwoman making out with Batman, and that she needs to have 'The Talk' with him.
3) Paint all of his uniforms bright pink.
4) Tie him up and Показать him pictures his own baby pictures.
5) Throw an exploding can of Pepsi out of a helicopter right above him so he'll smell like Pepsi for a week.
6) Tell him you've seen his triple encrypted files of Catwoman.
7) Whenever he asks to see Ты in private, walk towards him humming 'Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!'
8) Replace all the things in his utility ремень, пояс, пояса with cookie versions of the same thing.
9) When in the bat-jet, ask him if he has "Bat-bugers" for long ride. Then hold on to his сиденье, место, сиденья for dear life.
10) Tell Бэтмен he takes himself to seriously.
11) Ask Бэтмен if his 'Batty' sense are tingling when he stands really still for a second.
12) Lock Бэтмен and a little Фан girl in a closet with no way out.
13) Declare an official 'Hug a Batman' day.
14) Yell "BURN!" whenever the team is proved right and Бэтмен wrong.
Finally...
15) Ask Бэтмен if he and Kristan Stewert are related.
UPDATED!!!!
16) Steal Robin. (unadvised)
17) Lock Бэтмен and Flash on a sugar high in a sealed room and bet on who will come out alive.
18) Get M'gann to disguise herself as Catwoman to get as much info out of Bat's about his personal life as possible.
19) Dress up as Joker for Halloween.
20) Tell the new members that Бэтмен is secretly a woman.
21) Get Robin to hack the speakers so where ever Бэтмен goes, it'll play the first verse of "I need a hero" by Bonnie Tyler, over and over and over.
22) Ask Бэтмен if all things considered, was insanity the only reasonable alternative.
23) Whenever Ты go through the zeta tubes and Бэтмен is near, say "Energize" like on звезда Trek.
24) When Бэтмен is using his staff, make light saber sounds.
25) Get Zatanna to charm his utility ремень, пояс, пояса to make it talk and complain about stuff.
UPDATED AGAIN!!!!
26) Crank call him even when he knows it's Ты and tell him stupid jokes.
27) Hack his Zeta Beam ID so whenever he enters, it goes ''Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Бэтмен B0...' (I have no idea what his id is)
28) Ask him if Catwoman has touched his weenis (the skin on your elbow, for those who don't know)
29) Sit in the big chair in front of his Bat-computer, then go 'I have been expecting you, mister bat' While slowly turning around.
30) Tell Catwoman where the Bat-Cave is.
1) Poke him constantly in the face going "P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face".
2) Tell Wonder Woman Ты saw Catwoman making out with Batman, and that she needs to have 'The Talk' with him.
3) Paint all of his uniforms bright pink.
4) Tie him up and Показать him pictures his own baby pictures.
5) Throw an exploding can of Pepsi out of a helicopter right above him so he'll smell like Pepsi for a week.
6) Tell him you've seen his triple encrypted files of Catwoman.
7) Whenever he asks to see Ты in private, walk towards him humming 'Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!'
8) Replace all the things in his utility ремень, пояс, пояса with cookie versions of the same thing.
9) When in the bat-jet, ask him if he has "Bat-bugers" for long ride. Then hold on to his сиденье, место, сиденья for dear life.
10) Tell Бэтмен he takes himself to seriously.
11) Ask Бэтмен if his 'Batty' sense are tingling when he stands really still for a second.
12) Lock Бэтмен and a little Фан girl in a closet with no way out.
13) Declare an official 'Hug a Batman' day.
14) Yell "BURN!" whenever the team is proved right and Бэтмен wrong.
Finally...
15) Ask Бэтмен if he and Kristan Stewert are related.
UPDATED!!!!
16) Steal Robin. (unadvised)
17) Lock Бэтмен and Flash on a sugar high in a sealed room and bet on who will come out alive.
18) Get M'gann to disguise herself as Catwoman to get as much info out of Bat's about his personal life as possible.
19) Dress up as Joker for Halloween.
20) Tell the new members that Бэтмен is secretly a woman.
21) Get Robin to hack the speakers so where ever Бэтмен goes, it'll play the first verse of "I need a hero" by Bonnie Tyler, over and over and over.
22) Ask Бэтмен if all things considered, was insanity the only reasonable alternative.
23) Whenever Ты go through the zeta tubes and Бэтмен is near, say "Energize" like on звезда Trek.
24) When Бэтмен is using his staff, make light saber sounds.
25) Get Zatanna to charm his utility ремень, пояс, пояса to make it talk and complain about stuff.
UPDATED AGAIN!!!!
26) Crank call him even when he knows it's Ты and tell him stupid jokes.
27) Hack his Zeta Beam ID so whenever he enters, it goes ''Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Бэтмен B0...' (I have no idea what his id is)
28) Ask him if Catwoman has touched his weenis (the skin on your elbow, for those who don't know)
29) Sit in the big chair in front of his Bat-computer, then go 'I have been expecting you, mister bat' While slowly turning around.
30) Tell Catwoman where the Bat-Cave is.
Watch when the Team is battling Red Volcano. Notice when Miss M and Supes say "We aren't human!" Supey is flying!
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