Chpt.3 :training with the akatsuki: learning ninjutsu!!

I learned that I had to sleep on a tatami mat on the floor tonight....the sleeping arrangements weren't quite set up yet...but they'll get it set soon. 3 hrs later it was time for dinner.we were having мисо суп and tuna rolls.....flower-chan made it....with leader-sama's help,of course.....it was kinda awkward when no one сказал(-а) anything.....it was quiet for like 2 mins.....then hidan spoke up,"so,kakuzu,have u decided to pay for my little trip to the hospital yet?" He сказал(-а) with a hint of mischief in his voice. "Oh god,here we go" pedo snake said."for the last time I'm not paying for ANYTHING,IF ANY ONE SHOULD PAY IT SHOULD BE THE LITTLE сука THAT BROKE YOUR RIBS!!!!" Kakuzu responded flailing his arms."WHAT!?! Ты STABBED HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREHEAD WITH A FUCKING PIKE!!!!" I yelled back.we both started arugeing,"hey,puppet-chan,u wanna blow up some trees after dinner,hm?" Deidara whispered in sasori's ear."for the last time,STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!!!" sasori lent over and choked him half to death. "Weasel,hold me,I'm scared" kisame squeaked.itachi's eye twitched"THATS IT U DAMN акула FREAK,IVE WARNED U MULTIPLE TIMES TO STOP CALLING ME THAT,MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!!!!" kisame fell into the nightmare realm.and then...."EVERYONE SHUTUP!!!!" pein yelled "leader-sama?" We all responded." SINCE NO ONE CAN SHUT UP AND CALM DOWN WE CANT TALK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION,NO CHITCHAT OF ANY KIND AND NO OBJECTIONS,U LIVE UNDER THE ROOF OF MY HQ WITH MY RULES!!!' He yelled.I raised my hand,"leader-sama now breaks for the newest member,kyoto-chan" he сказал(-а) a little quieter.....'ahem' I cleared my throat amd as everyone leaned in to listen....."RAMMMMMEEEEEEEENNNNNN. NOOOOOOODDDDDLLLLLEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!" I said. Everyone Аниме dropped.

Later in kisame and itachi's room.......

"Alright kyoto-chan,lets get in our jammies and get to sleepyby" kisame said."sharky-kun,I'm 8,not 4.... " I said. I put a band-aid on both my cheeks and near my eyebrows.....kakuzu might be a greedy old guy,but for a guy in his 90's he sure as HELL can fight...."*sigh* that reminds me of sasuke....." itachi сказал(-а) as he put his black shorts from earlier back on without a shirt."kyoto-chan reminds Ты over ur brother? Isn't he like 10 now?" Kisame asked. I shut the bathroom door to change into my pj's: plaid blue flannel pants and a black рубашка with death the kid™ on it...(A/N: those r my actual pj's too XD) and I walked back into the room..."no not her,I mean that picture of sasuke...." he pointed to the picture on his night stand.....mustve been from Halloween,cuz I know blonde,raven,and розовый haired ninja don't dressup as hungary from hetalia™,black звезда from soul eater™,and izaya from Durarara!! (Дюрарара!!!) ™On a whim....(A/N:sakura was hungary,naruto was black star,and sasuke was,u guessed it,izaya.....XD I Любовь anime....)
"Why do u even HAVE that?" Kisame asked. "Idk,anyway,lets just get to sleep,we all have training in the morning and I dnt want leader-sama on us for not getting up early enough....." itachi said,as we all yawned and fell asleep 10 mins later.......

The Далее morning....

"Welcome to training guys..." leader-sama сказал(-а) as he sleepily rubbed his eye with his right hand and put an arm around his liver with the left arm. It was 6:30 AM and we had just gotten up...."today,we will be training with punching bags" leader explained everyone got less sleepy after that and even cheered a little *what's so great about that* I thought.leader-sama saw I was confused so he explained "u get to listen to Музыка while u train" he said.I smirked,I had an mp3 in my pocket as we spoke."see,ur pumching bag is the same colir as ur ring,for example,itachis ring is red so he gets the red bag,deidaras is blue,so he gets the blue bag,and u get......." he waited for an answer......"the black bag" I finished. "See,u got it....." he сказал(-а) as he walked off. I jumped to my bag and searched for the bbest song to help me workout....then I found it "hero-by skillet,perfect" I сказал(-а) I turned it up I began to перфоратор, удар, пунш and listen:

'I'm just a step away,I'm just a breath away,loosin my faith today
(We're fallin off the edge today!!)

'I am just a man,not superhuman...'
(I'm not superhuman!!)

'Someone save me from the hate.....its just another war....'

'Just another family torn.....'
(I'm fallin from my feet today!!)

'Just a step from the edge,just another день in the world we live,I need a hero!!!'
(To save me now!!)

'I need a hero'
(To save me now!!)

'I need a hero!!!'
(To save my life!!)

'A hero will save me!!'
(Just in time!!)

I swung everything I had at that bag,this song always pumps me up......(A/N:this song really does get me hyped.....XD) I turned and noticed hidan was workingout right Далее to me.....*maybe I should apologize for punching his ribcage to the brink of destruction.....* I thought
I paused my music,took off a headphone and walked over to him.tapped hard on his shoulder,he flinched."oh,what the hell do u want huh?" I bowed to him "look,I'm sorry I broke ur ribs and pissed u off a-and called u a dick,I was just under a lot of stress yesterday......I just want to be friends...." I explained."hey,kid its ok,I'm sorry I pissed u off and called u a pussy and somehow managed to get kakuzu to beat the crap outta u at dinner.....truce?" He asked as he threw up the peace sign with his fingers."heh,u got it" I сказал(-а) as I returned the truce."so,what song r ya listening to?" I asked. "A gorey demise by creature feature.....its one of my faves..." "u like rock Музыка bro?" I asked."hell yes..do u?" "Of course,linkin park,three days grace,skillet,rookiez is punk'd,and hemenway...." I told him. "I Любовь rookiez is punk'd,my fave song by them is 'complication'" he said."that's my fave too,and I also like 'in my world' too...." I answered."u know kid,I think we're gonna be great friends.....".hidan said. "Me too......" I responded.we high fived and trained together till dinner......but,today our dear Друзья flower-chan and leader weren't up to cooking (probably for goin at it all night if ya know.wat I mean :D) so everyone except kakuzu went out for ужин (he's to cheap to buy anything is wat hidan said.....) leader and konan went to another restaurant due to the whole....well,u know how couples are....the rest of us went to a BBQ joint in ame.
"Miso's my fave. Kind of meat" I told hidan as I popped 4 slices of мисо on the grill.kisame flipped his with his chopsticks."sharky-kun,I was wondering......" I started as he turned his head to look at me."what is it,kyo-chan?" I hesitated,but continued."I was wondering uf I could become ur apprentice......" I сказал(-а) with a light blush on my face."well,I suppose if Ты were willing u could.....but why do u wanna be my apprentice kyo-chan?" Kisame asked."I grew up in a clan of assasins......I never went to the academy to learn ninjutsu или anything........hell,I wasn't even a genin when I left the mist village.....I'm still not......." I сказал(-а) solemnly.no one сказал(-а) anything,we all just kept eating.....2 hrs later the restaurant closed."arigato for the meal!" I told the owner as we left."hey u guys head back,we'll catch up with u later....." kisame called out to our friends.we walked up the streets through ame."were we goin sharky-kun?" I asked."if I learned anything from itachi and his leaf comrades,its that an apprentince inherits their will and somewhat the same personality from their sensei......we're gonna check out some blades......." kisame explained."COOL!!! AME SELLS THE BEST BLADES AND BLADE WAX IN ALL OF THE FIVE NATIONS!!! Well,techniqually the mist does thanx to the 7 shinobi swordsmen...but ame comes in a close 2nd....." I explained."heh,someone likes their blades....."kisame chuckled.after 15 mins,were in and out of the shop...it was great,I got a bottle of blade wax for my katana,8 kunai,12 shuriken,and 6 paperbomb tags......all for my training tomorrow....."thanx for takin me shopping sharky-kun,the weapon shop's always been my Избранное store" I told him,I hugged him tight."your the best dad ever"
He blushed a little."dad? Just because I took u to the weapon shop?" He asked." No,u remind me of my own dad,munic toriyaka,the best assasin and ANBU member in all of the mist village.....I followed in his footsteps,that's how I got my headband without being a genin.....only,I went rouge and kinda soiled the clan name.....but ur a lot like him,that's why I called u dad......" I explained still hugging him still.....we continued to walk home.and when we walked through the door...."kyo-chan,sharky-kun ur home!!!" Hidan exclaimed."hey what's up with u fucker?" I asked him. "Well bitch,we found something exciting out today...." he sounded unusually happy."what's that,hidan-san?" I asked."ask flower-chan..." he said. I ran upstairs and asked her.I ran to 'dad' to tell him the news."well?" Sharky-kun asked. "Flower-chan's...." I started. "She's wat?" He asked. I leaned in and whispered in his ear, "pregnant..." I сказал(-а) somewhat excited.....