“Art is an eternal beauty. It is meant to be this way so that the artist’s soul can continue to exist and bring the lessons of his life to others.” “No. Art is beauty that exists in a single moment so that the artist will have inspiration to seek even greater heights un.” Kisame looked behind him as Sasori and Deidara continued to bicker. “Art is an eternal beauty.” Suddenly Kisame made a large sweeping motion with his Samehada forcing Sasori and Deidara to jump back a few yards. “Your argument has been giving me and Itachi an ‘eternal’ headache! Do Ты two ever stop?” Sasori and Deidara replied in unison with a “When he admits my art is better.” Sasori and Deidara then glared at each other. Kisame let out a heavy sigh. “Can Ты believe them Itachi?” When he turned around for Itachi’s response he realized Itachi hadn’t stopped walking. “Hey wait up! Don’t leave me with these two crazy people!.” Kisame started to run after Itachi. Deidara sarcastically remarked, “Yeah. A guy who wiped out his whole clan is way еще sane then us un.” Then suddenly two giant snakes appeared blocking Kisame’s path. On вверх of them was a group of sound chunin. The chunin jump off of the two snakes as they slither towards Sasori and Deidara. Kisame sighed once again. “Great. I guess Orochimaru knows we were coming to kill him for all the grief he causes us.” The chunin began to charge at Kisame, who quickly made hand seals. “Water Style: Exploding Water Colliding Wave!” Kisame shot a stream of water out of his mouth creating a massive wave heading towards the chunin. While riding the wave at the retreating chunin, Kisame pricked his finger on the Samehada to get some blood and perform a summoning jutsu. Several sharks appeared on the wave and began attacking the chunin. “You guys are just guppies compared to me.” Meanwhile one of the giant snakes rose it’s head to strike Sasori as he pulled out a scroll and summoned his Kazekage puppet. “Perhaps a demonstration of my art will convince you.” The snake’s head lashed at Sasori and the Kazekage puppet. “Thousand Hands Manipulation Force!” The Kazekage’s left hand opened several compartments releasing hundreds of elongated hands at the snake holding its mouth open before it could devour them. The hands then emitted poisonous gas into the snake’s mouth killing it quickly. Deidara scoffed at this as the секунда snake prepared to strike him. “That’s nothing. Watch this un.” He walked towards the snake as it prepared to bite him and jumped into the snake’s mouth. It swallowed him and seemed to get ready to strike Sasori. Then suddenly Deidara yelled a muffled, “katsu,” and the snake exploded as he jumped from its remains. “Did Ты see my art Sasori no Danna un?” “Please brat. The snake swallowed Ты whole.” Kisame walked back over to Sasori and Deidara. “The snake swallowing me was part of my plan un. My art is a bang so naturally I added an element of surprise un.” “Well my art defeated the snake without putting me at risk.” “Please. I’ve seen Ты perform that maneuver tons of times un. It lacks creativity.” Sasori was clearly irked by that. “I’ll be very creative when I make Ты into a puppet brat!” Kisame finally intervened. “Can Ты two girls stop fighting long enough for us to get back to the mission?” Both of them were now angry at Kisame. Deidara spoke, “At least we helped. Itachi just left.” Kisame was horror stricken. “Itachi has the map of this place. Until he comes back I’m stuck here with,” he looked behind himself and shuddered in horror, “them.” “The fact that Ты call your regurgitated clay art is disturbing to me.” Deidara growled. “I’ll blow Ты to pieces un!” Kisame’s head hanged low. Nightfall hit a few hours later as Itachi returned. Deidara and Sasori were sitting by the огонь arguing about art as he walked past them to Kisame’s tent. Kisame was in the fetal position as Itachi crawled into the tent. “Well unfortunately Orochimaru got away before I could get there. I was able to analyze the remains of the location with my Sharingan and I have a good lead on his new hideout.” Kisame ignored what Itachi said. “How could Ты leave me with those two?” Not wanting to admit that his intentions were not just the mission, but to free Sasuke from Orochimaru as well, Itachi quickly lied. “Someone had to stay here and monitor the bickering old married couple.” Deidara and Sasori overheard and invaded the tent. “What did Ты say un?” “We are not like an old married couple.” Itachi rolled his eyes. “Whatever. We have to get going soon anyway so as to avoid any other conflicts with sound ninja that may be lurking here.” Sasori and Deidara nodded and quickly put out the огонь and got ready to leave. Kisame started to get up. “You know their fighting has scarred me for life right?” Itachi looked at Kisame, “Good. Your hatred will be a great weapon on the battlefield.” Kisame sighed as they started to walk back to where they came from. Itachi whispered to Kisame, “If it makes Ты feel better I put some of Orochimaru’s experimental snakes in their tents.” Kisame smiled as he heard them scream when they saw the mutant creatures.
The Акацуки hideout everyone is out looking for jinchuuriki's apart from Itach,Kisame,Sasori,Deidara and Tobi:
Deidara:So what did Itachi say he was cooking?
Tobi:Ooh,Deidara sempai,Deidara sempai,Tobi knows,Itachi сказал(-а) he was making sushi,Tobi is a good boy!
Deidara:*twitching left eye*Sure Ты are,Tobi
Tobi:YAY,Deidara sempai,thinks Tobi is a good boy
Sasori:*thinking*Hmmmm I wounder where,Kisame,went?
(Itachi enters with a plate of sushi)
Itachi:Who wants sushi?
Tobi:ooh,Tobi,does!
Sasori:since when is sushi blue?
Deidara:Has anyone seen,kisame?
Deidara:So what did Itachi say he was cooking?
Tobi:Ooh,Deidara sempai,Deidara sempai,Tobi knows,Itachi сказал(-а) he was making sushi,Tobi is a good boy!
Deidara:*twitching left eye*Sure Ты are,Tobi
Tobi:YAY,Deidara sempai,thinks Tobi is a good boy
Sasori:*thinking*Hmmmm I wounder where,Kisame,went?
(Itachi enters with a plate of sushi)
Itachi:Who wants sushi?
Tobi:ooh,Tobi,does!
Sasori:since when is sushi blue?
Deidara:Has anyone seen,kisame?