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warning sexual referency ahead Ты have been warned!!!

mouchs pov

the moring after charlie joined the pack

ahhhhh i got up slowly and quitely trying not to wake charlie and walked outside to take a walk and gather my thoughts wow i can't belive it i met a wonderful girl yesterday and invited her to stay at my логово, ден until she got one and when she gets up i'll ask her to be my mate ok man up mouch i got back to my логово, ден and charlie was waiting for me "oh hi charlie your up' mouch сказал(-а) Эй, i was just wondering umm would Ты like to be my mate" charlie asked " wow how ironic i was just going to ask Ты and yes i will" mouch replied " oh realy thats great and can i Переместить in with you" charlie asked "sure" mouch сказал(-а) and now i have a beautiful mate just like huphrey oh wait "hey charlie"mouch сказал(-а) "yes charlie replied "will Ты marry me" mouch asked "of course" charlie replied "great we can get married tomorrow" mouch сказал(-а) "sure" charlie said

the Далее day

i woke up early to invite everyone to the party and get myself ready for the wedding and let charlie have a me день and before i knew it was wedding time so i walf down to the vally and waited for charlie to arrive she got the later and the ceramony started first with sniffed and nebbeled ears yadda yadda yadda and finnaly we rubbed noses to finnaly symbol our togethernous we walked back to our логово, ден and i asked her what she wanted to doband she giggled and went further back in the логово, ден waving her finger seductively calling me and i new what she wanted and i started to mount her i started slowly and gradualy sped up until we both reached our climax at the same time and we were so eguasted we just lay saying i Любовь Ты over and over until we fell to sleep

the Далее morning i woke a littel bit earlier then charlie and сказал(-а) good morning sweety and she blushed and got up quickly and went outside to vomit and came back "that was strange i dont barf usely in the morning and i dont even fell sick" сказал(-а) charlie "you sure let me feel" сказал(-а) mouch and turned out she had a normal tempature " i think your pregnant "mouch said

da da da cliffhanger!
Just like the last Parody, based off the Показать Metalocalypse, but using the Alpha and Omega Characters. (Viewer Discretion is advice) Also, before Ты say anything, yes I am aware the grammar used in Hutch’s and Humphrey’s dialog looks bad, but that’s just how the characters I’ve based them on talk in the show. All characters are also in anthro form. So there Ты go, enjoy. :D

A&O Волки Магазин for Furniture (Parody)

Garth, Humphrey, Hutch, Candu, and Salty standing outside a furniture store to do some shopping....hopefully.

Garth: Guys, looks like we're going to fucking Ikea.

Humphrey:...
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posted by TheChriZ1995
Chapter 11: Eastern Meeting

While Kate and Humphrey continued towards the river, Winston, Eve, Garth, and Lilly were already there waiting for them to arrive. Winston was anxiously pacing back and forth along the river bank while thinking about what he was going to say to Tony, the others sat close by and watched him while buried in their own thoughts. This continued for several минуты until finally the sound of rustling bushes hinted the arrival of the two Волки they have been waiting for. Winston stopped his pacing and looked back to see the sight of his daughter walking closely beside Humphrey,...
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posted by TheChriZ1995
Chapter 9: No еще Hiding


Kate and Garth continued to follow behind Hutch and Vik feeling a great sense of nervousness the closer they got to the логово, ден grounds. They didn't speak much for they were too busy in their thoughts, which were running at lightning speed trying to think of what will happen next. Kate was beginning to accept the fact that it would be better to just come out with it all right when they got to her parents den, but another side of her сказал(-а) otherwise. Now it felt like she was back during the first week of when this started, always in a constant worry that someone would catch...
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posted by Ricoh_Alpha_626
**Authors Note-Hey guys, I'm trying like crazy to keep the Обновления flowing, but getting to type is hit and miss lately. Hope Ты enjoy what I manage to get out.**

"Tiberius, are we getting close," Hutch shouted hopefully as the blizzard-like winds attempted to push the two Волки back the way they had came. Hutch could barely see a foot in front of his face, and what he could manage to see was blanketed in snow. He had thought that the Jasper park winters were cold. but this made those look like nothing.

"I think so, just hold out for a little bit longer, if we don't find them over this ridge,...
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posted by TheChriZ1995
Chapter 7: Planning


Days passed by as everything in and outside of the pack continued on like normal, Kate and Garth took care of their alpha duties and anything else important while Humphrey had grown into the habit of hunting every now and then. Nothing much was сказал(-а) between the two alpha Волки about their secret relationships and they continued to act as if they were mates. However they had to act a little harder because yesterday was the night of the moonlight howl, the first one since the night of their marriage.

It was decided between them both and the approval of Lilly that they could...
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As they make it to the Wall-Mart there was about thirty zombies on the parking lot and the Wall-Mart was hit by what looks like a helicopter and made it collapse Hutch:" holy shit" Kate:" where to now?" Cando:" looks like it's time to find a new town". Billy saw what looked like a map of the country of Canada and America and billy picked it up and unfolded it Billy:" Эй, dad look" Hutch went to Billy and he showed Hutch the map Hutch:" Эй, it's a map, good eye Billy" Billy smiled, Kate:" so what town are we in?" Hutch looked on the map of Canada Hutch:" it looks like we are in" Hutch looks...
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added by JennaStone22
added by Mitsi1991
Source: Mitsi1991/Me
posted by Slenderwolf
Wolf:Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Fox:Shut up.
Wolf:NOUPE.AVI
2:
Wolf:Yo I exploded teh heli! Youihjrrjwizw-
Another Wolf:Wut did u say?
Wolf:I say I EXPLODED TRH HELI AND IDGKLTTLTDNCLSK.
Another Wolf:You are a retarded?
Wolf:NO I am your worst nightma-
*boom*
Another Wolf:What just happened?
A/N:Okay everyone will have a name.
_____
John:I don't know.. did a...Terrorist just hugged him?
Daniel:From behind?
John: I g-
*Boom*
Daniel:What the hell happened?!
?:You 're Next...
Daniel:Nooo! *Hides under mommy's bed*
?:Lol so coward im just a Rat.
3:
Simeon:Steady...Steady..Hahahahahah!
Someone...
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Now greeting to the world vice ala big gong zilla 'alongside skrillex for long! Oh wait, I won't! Ah we a blaze the огонь make it bun dem!

"Joshua are Ты sure this is right?"

"I am as sure as your death is pointless"

Humphrey rolled his eyes and walked on. 3 miles of walking and they still weren't at the dead Лошади camp.

"Before Ты say Ты are looking for someone could Ты give me a name?"

"Her name is Kate I Любовь her and she means a lot to me"

"Ha ha Любовь its a funny thing if Ты think about it"

Joshua Graham continued walking to the cave of sorrows the hospital of some sort Kate lied in wait clutching...
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ok so jon got suspended and everyone else knows well i got a message from him saying its been nice knowing Ты and he сказал(-а) he left because there is no reason to be here and i thought about it and hes right so heres my letter:*BF3 sound track death of vladimir plays* me:*in russian accent* radiation is like life, a uniqely damaging event perhaps ill stay 5 days more... perhaps, i will quit tommorrow im telling my story here of how noobs came with trolls and set огонь to this club. im sure Ты guys dont view it in the same light as i do *examines m1911 pistol in light* *pours vodka* and sometimes...
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*wind blows* it didnt take long for the west to fall of course Ты werent there to see it. but Ты passed on something to us your hope courage and your strength to rise to the challenge but your body and ashes belong to the west. *wind blows again* *gunfire* *faint voices* *bagpipes play* hutch: 10 hut! *21 diferent gunshots* eve:*crying* whyd they have to die! it was only a couple days from when a great alpha had fallen...... winston. from the cover of darkness tradgedy struck it was november 23rd an eastern sniper was perched on a cliff winston continued walking the took winstons neck the...
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so here it is; amber how are we doing? сказал(-а) martin the pack is doing fine we should be ok as long as there arent any rebels in the area we should be just fine though. amber shot back so weve been monitoring the asassins сказал(-а) hutch he looked as if he were going to puke he сказал(-а) the forest was where most activity from them was at hutch asked me to exscuse him and he ran out of the room into a куст, буш ad the vomit shot out like a rocket and went every where eventually the pack was looking and eventually
posted by 63712
I walked into the dense brush hutch alerting me he said; identification! and sniffed me he сказал(-а) ;welcome master. I сказал(-а) ;hello hutch and walked away to a makeshift логово, ден looking to be made of birch wood rocks and a fallen tree. I сказал(-а) ;wow they havent really improved. I walked into the логово, ден and saw all the Волки gathering inside for something. just then it hit me it was thanksgiving! so thats why i smell a rotting carcass! as i looked I saw winston in a makeshift throne. he was was saying something I couldnt decifer. he pointed at me and сказал(-а) ;the demon has returned! all the Волки howled and...
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Stupid Cleverbot.


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User:im a insane wanker.

Cleverbot: Ты сказал(-а) Ты were a vampire. Liar.

User: I'm a волк rawr!

Cleverbot: Where do Ты live?

User: In a den.

Cleverbot: What is the name of it?

User: Главная sweet home.

Cleverbot: Where is the house?

User: Behind you.

Cleverbot: There is nothing behind me.

User: Behind me.

Cleverbot: There is god behind me.

User: *cuts your chest with my claws*.

Cleverbot: Haha. Sorry, no. I am married.

User: Im a wolf.

Cleverbot: You're a furry?

User: Yeah furry wolf.

Cleverbot: I thought Ты weren't sure.

User: *grrrr...*.

Cleverbot: What...
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posted by OmegaLeader
The sun rise made my eyes hurt when I woke up, it was a cool день about fifty degrees. I was still wondering looking for someone to accept a lone волк like me. The sun shined through the little crease in my lonesome den. It meant it was time for me to wake up. I rose from my постель, кровати which was a little saddening knowing I might not come back to. I put out the огонь which kept me warm, it was back to the cold bitterness which I was really unpleasement. I picked up a few things that I would need for the search. A flashlight, lighter and any Еда I can savage of my left overs. Everything seemed ready...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
after "Alpha and Omega 2" came out in October and a lotta people kept giving it 10/10 ratings (like me, i loved the sequel), i'm gonna review the original and i'm gonna tell y'all why it's my all time favorite.
"Alpha and Omega 1". So, "Alpha and Omega 1" came out in 2010, it was wrongly slammed by critics for no reason, but it did have a big Фан base and that's good. Okay, so in "Alpha and Omega 1", Kate and Humphrey are 2 young wolves: Kate's the sexy, responsible Alpha girl in the pack and she kicks a lotta жопа, попка (she's like the волк version of Lara Croft), and she's super hot. And Humphrey's...
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Seeing as how The Final War was the big grand finale, I really had no choice but to make as many callbacks as I possibly could, so let’s get started.

There’s a pretty obvious callback to A Hero’s Past in chapter five when Humphrey talks about Arnold and when he got stuck in the медведь trap and Humphrey had to leave him. It also brings Arnold back to the audience’s mind to make sure they still remember him when he eventually returns.

There’s another callback to A Hero’s Past shortly afterward when Humphrey finds Gerald and the медведь and jokes about how he and Arnold started something...
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I don’t know exactly why I started chapter twenty-eight the way I did. I mean, yeah, there were things that needed to be wrapped up, I guess. I felt like some kind of celebration would be appropriate and that Humphrey might go talk to Runt.

Having him go back to Viggo’s old tent is something else that I’m not sure why I did, but it still felt necessary. After Viggo’s redemption, it didn’t feel right for Humphrey to just be fine about it. He would need some time to reflect on it all. As far as the sword goes, I just thought it would be kinda cool if they used it and Viggo’s memory...
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