"AHHHH WHAT THE (BEEP) AM I." humphrey screamed. "i dont know." someone said. "who the (beep) is that." humphrey shouted. "turn on the lights." humphrey said. "wish i could." he said. "wtf where am i." humphrey said. then the lights turned on. "BALTO!!!" humphrey screamed. "yep thats me." balto said. "where the f@#$ are we." humphrey said. "i dont know but where we are but tell me your name." balto said. "uhh humphrey." humphrey explained him self. "well humphrey what we got to do is figure out where we are and why they didnt kill us yet." balto said. "OH NO DO I HAVE A SCAR ON MY BACK." humphrey shouted. "wtf are Ты talken about." balto said. "dude they take your kidneys then there it is on Ebay! humphrey said. "no if they take your kidneys Ты will be dead by now." balto said. "GREETINGS HUMPHREY AND BALTO... I WANT TO PLAY A GAME!" a speaker came. "YALL MIGHT SEE A DEAD медведь ON THE FLOOR AND YALL FIGURED OUT YOUR IN A BATHROOM." he said. "HUMPHREY WHAT IF Ты WANT TO GET OUT Ты MUST KILL BALTO... HE HAS THE KEY TO THAT CHAIN OF YOURS." he said. "AND BALTO IF Ты WANT TO GET OUT Ты SEE THAT нож ASIDE YOU... THE KEY IS INSIDE YOUR TAIL." he said. "NOW... LET THE GAMES BEGIN OH AND ONE еще THING... X MARKS THE SPOT." he said. "so wait he wants each other to kill each other." humphrey said. "no... he wants me to get the key." balto said. "but what does he mean "x marks the spot"?" humphrey said. "wait... see that light switch... turn it off." balto said. "ok." so then we turned it off and found the "x"." its inside the wall. "crush it balto." humphrey said. then balto found a box inside the wall. there was a key in there! then balto used it. the key didnt go there. then humphrey used it an it didnt go there either. "humhrey... i'm gonna have to cut my tail off." balto said. "DUDE YOUR SURE." yes he wants my tail cut off.
END OF PART 1