When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, или ROTFLMAO!"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 Facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a день on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight by inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a Пароль other than "password"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 Facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a день on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight by inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a Пароль other than "password"
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This is a disclaimer that I am not competing with A&O, I am not trying to set a opinion of the movie and/or affect the market, And I am not editing the actual film, just screenshots. I am in no way saying that I own A&O and other Tm's such as characters, though I am saying the Редактировать shots are mine, though I give credit to lions gate and the A&O film. These Обои are parodies which are not meant to harm anything in any way. This is a parody NOT a satire. I have asked crest Анимация for permission before but have not gotten a reply.
THIS IS A PARODY
Hank666
Fanpop.com
CHAPTER 1:On one fall afternoon me and Kate woke up first before i did.And she сказал(-а) to me:wake up sleepy head"she whispered.so i did wake up from my sleep and i said:good afternoon Kate."and she'd replied to me:good after to Ты Humphrey".then we started to walk down the холм, хилл and wait for the pack to come with us and as they came to stop beside us and they said:so are we hunting today?"and i said:yes we are!"so we started to wait for a an ambush for the caribou and we got one caribou and take back to the логово, ден and ate it. the end of this part!see еще on www.fanpop.com/alpha and omega/articles.enjoy this one!see Ты guys there!slydog117.(best friend).
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humphreys pov
it was the ultiment showndown which was part of the ultiment destiny Волки Волки and еще Волки as far the eye can see and it could go on for a century necks begin bitten and legs torn off it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw but was won easily "its over we won" humphrey сказал(-а) "yes its over (panting)" kate said
kates pov
the battle is over and the pups are at the parents логово, ден "hey huphrey i'm bored can we have fun (giggles)" kate сказал(-а) "sure" humphrey сказал(-а) he began to mount me slow and soft and graudaly sped and made me climax 5 time and we finished when he climaxed and we cleanded up picked the kids up and headed Главная but the sky began to rip apart and everything was sucked in
THE END!!!!!
humphreys pov
it was the ultiment showndown which was part of the ultiment destiny Волки Волки and еще Волки as far the eye can see and it could go on for a century necks begin bitten and legs torn off it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw but was won easily "its over we won" humphrey сказал(-а) "yes its over (panting)" kate said
kates pov
the battle is over and the pups are at the parents логово, ден "hey huphrey i'm bored can we have fun (giggles)" kate сказал(-а) "sure" humphrey сказал(-а) he began to mount me slow and soft and graudaly sped and made me climax 5 time and we finished when he climaxed and we cleanded up picked the kids up and headed Главная but the sky began to rip apart and everything was sucked in
THE END!!!!!