oh my god! well, it's official. the месяц of January as a whole hates us, it hates us as moviegoers. why? you're about to find out. "The Legend of Hercules". so, "The Legend of Hercules" stars Kellan Lutz as Hercules, along with a bunch of stuntmen and models. and "The Legend of Hercules" looks pretty much like that "Book of Mormon Movie" from 2003. yeah, it's like they all got together and were like "Hey, let's do a Hercules movie". no, it's not really the crew of "Book of Mormon" in this movie, i'm just saying it really looks like it.
and Ты can totally tell that i hated this movie, but i'm serious here guys: it's terrible! and it's a different kinda bad, it's like when you're watching this movie and Ты look up to God and you're like "Look, i'm sorry! Whatever i did to piss Ты off, i'm really sorry". yea, i did that. why? cause this movie was so bad, it reminded me of "BlinkyTM". i couldn't believe it did that, and i hate "BlinkyTM" with a big passion. i mean, c'mon! they already reminded me of it by saying they're making a shit sequel, so i don't need this movie to remind me of it again! from the opening shot of this movie, i was like "Alright, this CGI's complete shit. Hope it gets better". nope, the CGI's awful. there were a few scenes when it had sets, which that was cool. but this movie's just shitty CGI, shitty acting, shitty green screen and shitty costumes. the costumes don't have any grit to them. they're just "costumes" made in material that looks like somebody just bought em at a what-ever store.
and the fight sequences... oh sweet Jesus! Ты might think i'm kidding, but i kid Ты not. the fights were just obnoxious! and every fight scene lasted like around 30 minutes. but it seemed longer cause they just kept re-using slow motion. like when somebody gets hit, the slow mo happens and they're like "Hey look how stylistic we are!" it's not 2000 anymore. i'm serious, nobody gives a shit about that, so stop re-using it! but they just kept doing that over and over again. seriously, when somebody gets hit, it's just kicking the slow mo. and in the first scene of the movie, i was like "Is that gonna do the whole movie?" guess what? it does. And not only was everything terrible, and the movie set them back... maybe 500 bucks или some shit like that.
but once that budget was gone, they tried to make something good, but they failed cause they couldn't. and Ты can tell: when a guy gets hit by a spear, he does that tuck-the-spear-under-your-arm thing. but the worst part of that whole scene, it's that the camera was focused on the side where he was tucking the spear under his arm. it would've been better if it would was like on the right side, where he was tucking it under his left arm. but really?! on the left side?! hell no! and yea, the Актёрское искусство was absolute shit, but i guess i gotta talk about that too. i'm serious guys. the Актёрское искусство in this movie.... *laughs* oh my god! Kellan Lutz might be a good guy in real life, but he can't act for shit! i'm serious, this guy doesn't know how to act. he's just there to Показать off some abs for the ladies. and the bad guys are so freaking over-the-top! and Ты thought the bad guy in "The Last Airbender" was overacting. but that guy's like Viggo Mortenson on downers compared to the bad guys in this movie. Ya know, like Hercules's brother who's i guess supposed to be some sorta Loki knock-off, he just acts slimy all the time. and his dad who's supposed Zeus, he just yells and screams at everything he says. and i'm yelling right now, cause this movie was absolute shit and it got me heated. but this guy can be ordering from McDonalds and he'll be like "I'LL TAKE A BURGER, WITH A DIET PEPSI! NOT A REGULAR, BUT DIET PEPSI!" seriously guys, when i watching this movie and every time this guys came up, i almost fainted. i got no idea who the hell did he do that for the whole movie.
and this movie was directed by Renny Harlin? really?! i mean, i don't know if Ты know this, but Renny Harlin used to Hollywood's best Finnish director. there was a time when he did great Фильмы like "Die Hard 2", "Cliffhanger" and "Deep Blue Sea". seriously Renny, what happened to you, man? why are Ты doing this? "The Legend of Hercules" is officially the "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation" of Hercules movies. yea, that's totally bad, i ain't making it up. cause i saw it for myself and i really suffered through it. honestly guys, there's nothing i actually liked in this movie.
cause "The Legend of Hercules" is... Dogshit!
i'm looking вперед to the Brett Ratner version of "Hercules" now. seriously, after watching this piece of shit, i'm officially looking вперед to Brett Ratner's "Hercules" starring The Rock. don't waste your time with this thing, it's a complete piece of shit!
1/10
and Ты can totally tell that i hated this movie, but i'm serious here guys: it's terrible! and it's a different kinda bad, it's like when you're watching this movie and Ты look up to God and you're like "Look, i'm sorry! Whatever i did to piss Ты off, i'm really sorry". yea, i did that. why? cause this movie was so bad, it reminded me of "BlinkyTM". i couldn't believe it did that, and i hate "BlinkyTM" with a big passion. i mean, c'mon! they already reminded me of it by saying they're making a shit sequel, so i don't need this movie to remind me of it again! from the opening shot of this movie, i was like "Alright, this CGI's complete shit. Hope it gets better". nope, the CGI's awful. there were a few scenes when it had sets, which that was cool. but this movie's just shitty CGI, shitty acting, shitty green screen and shitty costumes. the costumes don't have any grit to them. they're just "costumes" made in material that looks like somebody just bought em at a what-ever store.
and the fight sequences... oh sweet Jesus! Ты might think i'm kidding, but i kid Ты not. the fights were just obnoxious! and every fight scene lasted like around 30 minutes. but it seemed longer cause they just kept re-using slow motion. like when somebody gets hit, the slow mo happens and they're like "Hey look how stylistic we are!" it's not 2000 anymore. i'm serious, nobody gives a shit about that, so stop re-using it! but they just kept doing that over and over again. seriously, when somebody gets hit, it's just kicking the slow mo. and in the first scene of the movie, i was like "Is that gonna do the whole movie?" guess what? it does. And not only was everything terrible, and the movie set them back... maybe 500 bucks или some shit like that.
but once that budget was gone, they tried to make something good, but they failed cause they couldn't. and Ты can tell: when a guy gets hit by a spear, he does that tuck-the-spear-under-your-arm thing. but the worst part of that whole scene, it's that the camera was focused on the side where he was tucking the spear under his arm. it would've been better if it would was like on the right side, where he was tucking it under his left arm. but really?! on the left side?! hell no! and yea, the Актёрское искусство was absolute shit, but i guess i gotta talk about that too. i'm serious guys. the Актёрское искусство in this movie.... *laughs* oh my god! Kellan Lutz might be a good guy in real life, but he can't act for shit! i'm serious, this guy doesn't know how to act. he's just there to Показать off some abs for the ladies. and the bad guys are so freaking over-the-top! and Ты thought the bad guy in "The Last Airbender" was overacting. but that guy's like Viggo Mortenson on downers compared to the bad guys in this movie. Ya know, like Hercules's brother who's i guess supposed to be some sorta Loki knock-off, he just acts slimy all the time. and his dad who's supposed Zeus, he just yells and screams at everything he says. and i'm yelling right now, cause this movie was absolute shit and it got me heated. but this guy can be ordering from McDonalds and he'll be like "I'LL TAKE A BURGER, WITH A DIET PEPSI! NOT A REGULAR, BUT DIET PEPSI!" seriously guys, when i watching this movie and every time this guys came up, i almost fainted. i got no idea who the hell did he do that for the whole movie.
and this movie was directed by Renny Harlin? really?! i mean, i don't know if Ты know this, but Renny Harlin used to Hollywood's best Finnish director. there was a time when he did great Фильмы like "Die Hard 2", "Cliffhanger" and "Deep Blue Sea". seriously Renny, what happened to you, man? why are Ты doing this? "The Legend of Hercules" is officially the "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation" of Hercules movies. yea, that's totally bad, i ain't making it up. cause i saw it for myself and i really suffered through it. honestly guys, there's nothing i actually liked in this movie.
cause "The Legend of Hercules" is... Dogshit!
i'm looking вперед to the Brett Ratner version of "Hercules" now. seriously, after watching this piece of shit, i'm officially looking вперед to Brett Ratner's "Hercules" starring The Rock. don't waste your time with this thing, it's a complete piece of shit!
1/10
Later after breakfast Me and Sophie play hide and seek
Sophie: I'm it so Ты better Start counting
I count to 20 And after that I try to find her suddenly I bump
into Hukan who was my best friend until he hates me
John:Well well isn't it Jason my old friend.
Me:What do Ты want Hukan?
Hukan: I wanna to kill you!
We both start to fight and I defeated Hukan who ran away scared.
I found Sophie come out amaze at me.
Sophie: Wow Ты are amazing.
Me:Thanks Sop.
Sophie: Your welcome.
As we returned Rose and Shade replied wow Ты defeated Hukan
Me:Yep?
Shade:Our child is amazing.
Me:Thanks guys.
Sophie: I'm it so Ты better Start counting
I count to 20 And after that I try to find her suddenly I bump
into Hukan who was my best friend until he hates me
John:Well well isn't it Jason my old friend.
Me:What do Ты want Hukan?
Hukan: I wanna to kill you!
We both start to fight and I defeated Hukan who ran away scared.
I found Sophie come out amaze at me.
Sophie: Wow Ты are amazing.
Me:Thanks Sop.
Sophie: Your welcome.
As we returned Rose and Shade replied wow Ты defeated Hukan
Me:Yep?
Shade:Our child is amazing.
Me:Thanks guys.
If I didn't have courage
I wouldn't be doing this
"What if" is boring
It's only hypothetical
If I were to give up
Like the rest
"I might be weak" isn't good
It wares Ты down
If there is a light,
I want to protect it with my might
So let's
Rise to Fight!
Even if you're strong
Even if you're big
There's no guaranteed success
Against the past
Even if Ты have courage
Even if you're kind
There's no healing
The sins of the present
Unable to медведь it,
Use that strength
To clear a path to you!
For the unending, continuing tomorrow, everyone
Is preparing; is ‘that’ truely necessary?
Even if Ты gather many things Ты see with your eyes
Rise to Fight!
They aren't useful; instead, have the strength
To not regret; in other words…Rise to Fight!!
If there is a light,
I want to protect it with my might
So let's
Rise to Fight!
I wouldn't be doing this
"What if" is boring
It's only hypothetical
If I were to give up
Like the rest
"I might be weak" isn't good
It wares Ты down
If there is a light,
I want to protect it with my might
So let's
Rise to Fight!
Even if you're strong
Even if you're big
There's no guaranteed success
Against the past
Even if Ты have courage
Even if you're kind
There's no healing
The sins of the present
Unable to медведь it,
Use that strength
To clear a path to you!
For the unending, continuing tomorrow, everyone
Is preparing; is ‘that’ truely necessary?
Even if Ты gather many things Ты see with your eyes
Rise to Fight!
They aren't useful; instead, have the strength
To not regret; in other words…Rise to Fight!!
If there is a light,
I want to protect it with my might
So let's
Rise to Fight!
W! O! L! F! E! Go, Wolfe!
Rain clears the gunk,
Wind clears the smog,
I'm the one who cleans the evil!
Alright, I need an adventure!
Screw logic, it's about the fun!
Now let's огонь the ignition!
Surprise! Slide Слэш Drive!
Cuttin' through the new future
Starin' at the many stars!
W! O! L! F! E!
I never gave up,
Ты never gave up,
I'm the one who sticks to it!
Alright, I need a thrill!
Screw uptight, it's about the silliness!
Now let's stick it into forwards!
Surprise! Slide Strike Drive!
Breakin' through the evil clouds
Risin' above the others!
W! O! L! F! E!
I'm the one who
Brings this world peace!
I know...in my heart...
All I need is...
W! O! L! F! E!
Surprise! Slide Слэш Drive!
Cuttin' through the new future
Starin' at the many stars!
Surprise! Slide Strike Drive!
Breakin' through the evil clouds
Risin' above the others!
W! O! L! F! E! Go, Wolfe!
Rain clears the gunk,
Wind clears the smog,
I'm the one who cleans the evil!
Alright, I need an adventure!
Screw logic, it's about the fun!
Now let's огонь the ignition!
Surprise! Slide Слэш Drive!
Cuttin' through the new future
Starin' at the many stars!
W! O! L! F! E!
I never gave up,
Ты never gave up,
I'm the one who sticks to it!
Alright, I need a thrill!
Screw uptight, it's about the silliness!
Now let's stick it into forwards!
Surprise! Slide Strike Drive!
Breakin' through the evil clouds
Risin' above the others!
W! O! L! F! E!
I'm the one who
Brings this world peace!
I know...in my heart...
All I need is...
W! O! L! F! E!
Surprise! Slide Слэш Drive!
Cuttin' through the new future
Starin' at the many stars!
Surprise! Slide Strike Drive!
Breakin' through the evil clouds
Risin' above the others!
W! O! L! F! E! Go, Wolfe!
Okay, so I was looking into Alpha and omega: A Family Vacation, and found that they would be returning to Sawtooth National Park to visit Humphrey's family, and I have to say that I sincerely hope that it isn't true. Yes, I would Любовь to meet his parents. In fact, it is something that I have wanted to see for a long time, but if he knew that they were in Idaho, why didn't he and Kate look for them and ask them for help? Why didn't he mention them at all? Also, how did Humphrey get all the way to Jasper? Possibly due to a relocation program, but why would they take one pup? While I hope this is false, because it came from a Wiki page, if it actually turns out to be true, they have a lot of explaining to do in order to make this work. As it stands now, I am having a hard time believing that it would, because, unless they do some miraculously fantastic storytelling, the movie will make no sense at all, and open еще holes in its plot.
Transmission over.
Transmission over.