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posted by NemesisPrime92
DISCLAIMER: Here are my thoughts and opinions on this franchise. Constructive criticism and Комментарии only, please. Let's all be adults here!


A&O, where do I even start is the question? Well, I first saw the original movie back when it came out and found it fairly enjoyable but heavily flawed at the same time. With a countless number of amateur Анимация errors and snoozefest predictable plot that we've all seen hundreds of times, it's not a whole lot to get excited about. Although I do praise the cast, as the dialogue was tolerable and included вверх tier actors like the late Dennis Hopper and Danny Glover who were gracious enough to lend their talent in such a subpar film.

Onto the characters, we have the Название stars, Kate, an alpha, and Humphrey who's an omega. The two come from different backgrounds and their roles in the pack are separated by a large Стена that has strict boundaries. Within the first few минуты of the film, we're clearly coerced in on the fact that little Humphrey has feelings for Kate who's beyond his reach, alphas and omegas aren't allowed to mate. Oh, boy, where can this possibly be going?
Apparently, the two are adolescent teens in the beginning, and Kate's father, Winston (Danny Glover) is preparing to ship his little princess off to Alpha School, whatever the fuck that's supposed to be! Like, seriously, can't they at least include a little glimpse into what that's supposed to be about? Ugh, moving on..

That scene ends, and we're introduced to the movie Название and a bit of soundtrack. I do have to say the soundtrack in the film is for the most part smooth and pleasant, if only еще effort had been put into the actual plot, however, maybe the film would have rated higher on my list! Cut to spring, and we see Humphrey and his group of Друзья preparing to bobsled down a mountainside. Once this act of silliness is over, we find them piled up at the bottom of a meadow and they realize it's indeed springtime. As if the lack of snow and warmer temperatures wasn't clue enough?
Anyway, we cue in on a slim, tan волк slinking through the tall трава in the meadow. OMG, it's Kate, what a surprise! Humphrey is instantly bemused by her "hunting" skills and settles down to watch. I honestly found his attraction to Kate a bit unsettling in a way, but, еще on that later. Low and behold, a pair of rogue Волки ruins the hunt and Humphrey and his pals manage to break it up, how they did this is beyond me. In reality, a pack would break out in a bloody fight over territory and a few might have their jugulars torn out!
Winston arrives and congratulates the omegas for their quick thinking and preventing disasters. We also learn the packs are divided into the western and eastern packs, with the latter being the supposed "baddies" of the film.

Cut to a few scenes later and Winston stands above some high rock overlooking the territory and howls, somehow magically signaling the alpha of the rival pack to respond for a one on one meeting. I have to say, this is one of the scenes I actually enjoyed, because we got two legendary actors for a few минуты talking business! It's here we're introduced to Tony (although, I find that a totally RIDICULOUS name for a wolf, personally!) who was in fact voiced by the late Dennis Hopper in his (unfortunate) final Актёрское искусство role.
Anyway, he and Winston круг each other and have their little meeting and we find out that Winston has secretly arranged a marriage between Kate (oh, and by the way, guess who's eavesdropping in on all this? :P) and Tony's son, Garth in order to unite the packs. Why this is necessary I have no idea, can't they just say "fuck it" and quit pissing on each other and just come together as a big group without all the drama? Why does everything need to be so formal? They're Волки for fucks sake!
Continuing, poor Kate is bummed out about this and as Tony walks away he bitterly mutters that he won't let his pack starve and will fight if he has to. Yeah, whatever, in your condition (bad back, apparently) I don't see Ты doing a whole lot of fighting, old man!
Winston turns to leave, and runs right into his daughter and stammers to apologize and Kate assures she understands that it's her responsibility to marry Garth. (Actually, sweetheart, it's your dad's responsibility, but, whatever. There's also no such thing as multiple alphas and omegas in волк packs, either!)

Now we return to the omega clan and the boys are preparing for some big event known as the Moonlight Howl. Basically this is just a mating ritual to try and desperately find a mate. (Although again, in a actual волк pack, there's only one breeding pair and that's the alpha and his/her chosen mate. Nobody else is allowed to pair up and breed and especially not a fucking omega! Most packs kill/run off an omega anyway, and или the omega starts his own pack if he survives.)
So the boys head to the mountain where everyone's gathering. Naturally, Humphrey and his pals spot Kate and lust over how "hot" she is and we get a dramatic shot of her doing a head flip and shaking out that ridiculously fake looking mane in slow motion. Rolling my eyes, we chug forward!
And now, time for the CRINGIEST part in the entire film! This fucking god awful howl/dance thingy that shows a bunch of (feral, mind you) quadruped Животные dancing around on their hind legs, sexually thrusting/grinding against one another and of course, howling! This scene just, wow, why the fuck does this shit exist? I seriously contemplated dumping bleach in my eyes to try and erase the image from my head.

Anyway, we now turn our attention to Kate and (I admit, super adorable!) her albino sister, Lilly who are strolling and casually talking on their way to (we'll call it Howl Mountain) find Garth. Of course, in typical fashion, they're speculating on who he is and what he looks like. And then suddenly, they freeze in their tracks and the scene cuts to a big, super buff red волк standing atop a high ledge with the wind dramatically whipping his мех around to add effect. Oh lordy, where else have I seen this before? Moving on..
Now we see Kate and Lilly totally enamored by this big ломоть of alpha wolf, and we quickly find out that Garth is the stereotypical beefcake who's whole life basically revolves around looking good and impressing his peers with his physical agility.
Kate soon finds out that despite his superstar good looks, Garth can't howl for shit and it's embarrassing to her and all the other howlers involved. She disappears to collect herself only to be surprised by Humphrey who chortles a few jokes her way about Garth's lack of howling skills. I actually found this to be a bit on the humorous side!

Oh no! A pair of sneaky game wardens dart Kate and Hump and transport them miles away to a new park, what could this possibly mean?!
Few scenes later we find out (after being introduced to the extremely annoying and unnecessary waterfowl characters, Marcel and Paddy, I'm going to do my best to ignore them for this review because they suck!) that Kate and Humphrey were relocated to make lots of baby Волки to populate the area. Good god, I totally NEVER saw this coming, what a total plot twist, thank you, Lionsgate! (Seriously though, Lionsgate, please stick to making things you're good at like horror films and action flicks.)
The pride and proper Kate is of course freaked out and disgusted by the idea and instantly pesters the geese into finding a way home. Humphrey, being the stereotypical young male is all for this, however.
So now the journey's on to get back home, K&H wind up jumping on a truck to hitch a ride. Low and behold, their trip is cut short by Humphrey fooling around at a gas station and almost getting them shot. Without a ride, the two continue on foot as it starts storming outside, what a coincidence to set the mood for what's about to happen. Kate is too stubborn to find shelter, and Humphrey is too idiotic to cooperate with her so he tries joking around to change her mind. This annoys her and she winds up ditching him momentarily.
Turns out, ditching was a bad idea and our badass alpha Kate winds up trapped in a mudslide, who could possibly come rescue her in conditions like this?! That's right, Humpy to the rescue! And this time he's literally swinging into the action in style, on a vine Tarzan style! (Because Ты KNOW there's plenty of jungle vines to be found in the rugged, rocky, mountainous terrain of rural Idaho! ;P)
Kate grabs his tail and the two work together to свинг, качели themselves to safety. Even Kate momentarily believes Humphrey perished in the mudslide and pities him. Maybe if Ты hadn't been such a stuck up bitch, none of this would've happened, just a suggestion!

So now that Kate agrees that defying nature is dangerous, her and Humphrey постель, кровати down for the night in a shelter. Back at Jasper Park, we see tensions are building between the packs and Winston firmly clarifies that regardless of finding Kate, they will defend their territory if the Easterners invade. Whoo, I like this guy! Oh yeah, he's one of the few redeeming characters in this film, duh!
Morning comes and we return to Kate and Humphrey. Facing each other nose to nose and Humphrey wakes up happy to this of course. Naturally, they're interrupted by Marcel and Paddy, who knew? The fowl rudely reprimand them for being asleep and to get moving. Like, what's wrong with letting them wake up on their own terms? I digress...
So Marcel points to another option to get Главная that requires the couple to traverse a dangerous mountain in order to reach a train on the other side. It's here we see a bond starting to form between the wolves, OMG I know right? I like totally never saw that coming at all, did you?!
At the вверх of the mountain, Humphrey disturbs a mother grizzly медведь and winds up getting himself and Kate chased to the edge of a cliff. Like these Волки are known for killing медведь cubs, and momentarily Humphrey had the cub alone but instead was throwing snowballs at it? Gimme a break! They wind up falling off a cliff which ultimately ends with the two бобслей down a холм, хилл on a broken piece of дерево hull. This part was kinda fun I admit, and then they just barely happen to land aboard the moving train at the bottom of the hill. Giggling and now having a good time. It's very apparent Kate has lightened up and is no longer a stuck up bitch, yay!

We pan back to Jasper, and see Lilly and Garth spending time together. This is undoubtedly the characters I appreciate most in the film, they're genuinely in Любовь by this point and it's just oh so cute! Not forced together like Kate and Humphrey were.
Lilly is trying to teach Garth how to howl properly, and it winds up with the two of them "singing" together in a lovely little duet. Same goes for Kate and Humphrey back on the train and even that scene was touching. These sequences are the only parts where the writers really got it spot on in the entire film, so, for that I'm giving it two big thumbs up! The whole movie could've just been those scenes in my opinion and nothing else!
Sadly, this important moment between Kate and Humphrey is interrupted by none other than our annoying fowl friends, kindly reminding the couple Jasper is just a few miles up. Yeah, as if a wolf's super sense of smell wouldn't be able to pick up it's own territory? Ugh..
And so we get a brief anecdote on how Kate and Humphrey enjoyed the trip together and actually had fun. This obviously quickly turns into Humphrey trying to confess his feelings to Kate but is interrupted when she sees the волк packs about to break out into a epic fight for the valley and disembarks the train. Something I found yet off camber again, a волк wouldn't be able to jump off a locomotive traveling at speed like that and land gracefully on the ground, it just wouldn't happen! :P
Humphrey follows her, same thing, gracefully lands on the ground with no tumbling around whatsoever.

I'm tired of writing, so long story short, Kate agrees to marry Garth, and on the wedding day, a giant stampede breaks out and the Волки start fighting because Tony finds out that Garth fell in Любовь with Lilly instead of Kate. Tony and Winston get caught up in the stampede and Kate and Humphrey manage to save them, although Kate gets taken out by a caribou and is presumed dead by everyone. The packs all break out in a mournful sermon of howling and everyone's just hunky dory all the sudden. I mean yeah, the scene was touching, but in reality, as soon as the dust cleared, the packs would be right back at trying to rip each other's throats out again!
Kate wakes up after the howl and confesses her Любовь to Humphrey, the latter does the same and the pack leaders agree that maybe this way it can work. Lilly pounces on Garth and they nuzzle, which ceremoniously unites the packs and everyone howls in approval. Kate and Humphrey do the same but in a less ceremonial way.
The movie ends with a real cringe howl sequence similar to the Moonlight Howl at the beginning of the film, which I won't bother delving into it.

I rate the first film a 4/10, while it is very flawed, it's not TERRIBLE as it could be. I find it watchable and enjoyable myself at times and own it on blu ray.
As far as any of the A&O sequels are concerned, I'm going to make this short: THEY'RE ABSOLUTE TRASH, RUN AWAY AND BURN THAT SHIT BEFORE IT GIVES Ты CANCER CELLS! IF Ты ENJOY A&O 1 LIKE I DO, NEVER EVER WATCH THE SEQUELS, Ты WILL THANK ME!
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posted by usedtobe2
their isnt much; theirs nothing to do now, i cant leave everyone knows where i'll always be, then they would Сообщить me if i ever went A- Стена from my own pack... im not even looking вперед to even meeting my own team.. i'm even thinking if they could even stand at all,i doubt it as i whispered to myself . lily slowly opened her eyes as the cold shivers stabbed me in the back multiple times as it went down.
'babe?..' she whispered with a moan, then stretching. slowly i smiled at her as i walked up to her laying down.
'morning my love..' i kissed her nose and rubbed it against mine as she slowly...
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Sam hopped off the rattling train he landed very near Jasper park Далее to the gianourmus lake , it was the first день of spring yet still cold from winter. He was wearing thick snowboarding clothes wich made him feel hot his snowboarding goggles on his head beside him was his younger sister she looked exausted yet pretty in the melting snow. " Skeeter are Ты okay after the hop off?" asked Sam as his large backpack rattled " Yes, Sam, just tired ... when do we see other wolves?" she asked " Soon I hope." сказал(-а) Sam " now come on!" he shouted as he ran towards the lake it didnt have that icy layer...
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3 years ago...
Well Matt was all grown up. His now an adult. He leaves in a city called "Hells Kitchtion." He was still blind though. His also a lawyer. " jake McCain Vs. Elise jim." The judge Said. "Matt murdock is Jake's lawyer and Lisa morris is Elise lawyer." The jugde said. "So what's the case hear?" The judge said. "Jake украл, палантин some money from Lisa but he says that he didn't." A cop said. " Oh ok, let the lawyers speak first." The judge said. "Well ive been saying That Jake is inocent." Matt said. "Well how do Ты know That." The judge said. "I just do!" Matt said. "I will like to ask lisa...
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Anders woke up to find that his parents were already up and about. He stood up and started to stretch and shake himself awake.

"Did Ты sleep well?" Kate asked once she noticed him awake.

"What are we going to do today?"

"Yup, same old Anders, Business as usual." Humphrey chuckled as Kate giving a slight smile answered Anders' question. "Me and Humphrey are going to meet with Garth, Lilly, and the others to discuss what needs to take place at the moment. Right now some of the Alphas are looking for Еда and shelter."

"What do Ты need me to do?"

"I need Ты to take it easy today. Ты had a long...
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posted by sxyomega
I headed Главная because it was getting to be night time. The sun has set, and I had no one to escort me или to walk with which proved to be a great worry for me.

I started to head past the omega dens when I heard a howl. It was full of sadness and depression, but also had some happiness in the howl which for some reason sent the hairs on my back to stand straight up. I headed in it's direction.

There at Moonlight Howl rock, I saw a black figure standing and looking out at the moon. "Uh.....hello?" I asked hoping that it was just my eyes playing with me. It turned around and looked at me for a second...
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It was the middle of the night and I heard something outside of my логово, ден i walked over there and i seen a beautiful лиса, фокс walking past my логово, ден i shook my head and went back to sleep "thinking why did that лиса, фокс walk past my den"? i started to wake up when i felt the warmth of the sun.oh yeah i forgot that i had to go hunting today eves going to be pissed with me but i didnt care at all.i walked over to see hadashi sitting there with her bitchy look. hadashi:what the hell took Ты Adrien? the whole pack was waiting for you.I'm surprised curt even made Ты a beta.i rolled my eyes at her and сказал(-а) I'm not scared of Ты eve is much worse.
Man life is such a pain,
That's why they say days aren't the same,
They say are Ты alright,
the streets i missed from my birth home,
Without it i feel like I'm actually in a different race,
so that's why. I stay in my room in every place,
no-one understand since they call me greengo talker so for me i stayed away,
just listening to them talk makes me homesick,
But this aint the only pain i have billions,
If i ever told Ты to hold it for me you'll have billions.
But now I'm since of it,
Everyday im far apart of it,
Where i wash born,
Now I'm both with lies
They say i bad a baby brother but he died.. man...
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posted by LucarioZoura1
Lately,
The trolls are creeping.
Maybe,
They do need some help.
Just their problem,
Its not my problem.

Don't you,
go troll-ing me.
Eat through,
Eat through my heart,
Are Ты mad bro?
Can I kill Ты now?

If I could screw you,
It is so near,
You start using everything I fear.
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Will Ты die now?
As bad as it seems,
no one seams to care,
I have no life,
the consequence is real.
I am going to Screeewww youuuu.

[Chorus:]
I'm a Troll,
I'm a Troll,
But it's just everything we do.
Till Ты start to yell,
"get the fu-uck out.
I'm a Troll,
I'm a Troll,
I will troll toll troll troll you,
Till we come to realize,...
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Reznov dragged me into a near by building, then i blacked out. (coming back to Vorkuta talking to Reznov)
"The men and I had fought throught the most горький of winters on the eastern front, but we were no strangers to the cold. Even now the blood in my veins chills when I think back to the events of that day... far, far from home...."
I awoke in a building, on a таблица where Reznov and Demetri were sitting Далее to me I said, "Reznov where are we." He stood up and walked over to the таблица I was laying on and said, "Alexi, Ты scared me I thought Ты were dead." I sat up on the таблица and said,"so...
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