This is for fun. Please don't be offended :) I am a fellow Asian myself ^_^:
Disclaimer: A person I know made this!!!!


1) Your parents still tried to get Ты into places half-price saying Ты were 12 when Ты were really 15
2) Ты ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing
3) Ты have a 40 lb. bag of рис, райс in your pantry
4) everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
5) you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
6) your parents enjoy comparing Ты to their friends' kids.
7) you've had to eat parts of animals...