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(No Название yet).. PILOT EPISODE, PART 1:

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Saten Twist returns for a new series.. This one set in the FUTURE.. And he has mentally grown up by this point, as he's a little еще mature.. But still a lovable douchebag.. So he's not TOO different..

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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:

Believe it или not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck by lightening.

Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).

Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).

Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: ... Anything to add?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: ...... Guess not

(awkward silence).

Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with Ты killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. Ты know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. Ты know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (getting annoyed) Ты know.. Any time Ты wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: Really!? Nothing!? Ты kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?

Dinky: (still quite).

Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).

Saten: Ты know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in Готика girls.. And your NOT a Готика girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE Ты SO WEIRD!?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?

Dinky: (still quite)

Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).

Awkward pause.

Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.

Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).

Saten: ... Yeah.

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Windwakerguy430 I wonder how Sword's coping with this. Probably drinking heavily and wanting to die :P Anyway, good start :D

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вверх 5 most misunderstood Животные

posted by Canada24

#1: SHARKS:
It's no secret that Sharks are dangerous.
But they aren't the bloodthirsty monsters that the media protrays them as.

The rare times that sharks ever killed a human isn't done purposely. They don't like the taste of man flesh, and they attacked cause they were curious, или mistook us for a seal.
There is no proof that sharks have actually EATEN their victims, and the cause of death is actually from blood loss.

Sharks are quite a bit еще intelligent than most people give them credit for, and often avoid prey as unfamiliar as humans. Predation by sharks is of great importance to the...

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Why I like Mr Nightmare

posted by Canada24

Mr Nightmare is my new favourite youtuber...
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy макаронные изделия, макароны readings)..

Most of these things are important to know in some way или another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that Ты should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. или even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. или have Друзья that don't try to kill us (literary).

At least that's how I see it..

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вверх ten Jimmy Tatro videos, where I been though similar expirences: #3

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вверх ten PeanutButterGamer quotes:

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#1:
PuttPutt: Be careful Pep, или we're cause an avalanche (sneezes, causing, well, an avalanche, and the path is blocked).
PBG: PUTT-PUTT! Ты HAD ONE JOB!!

#2:
Little boy in Skyrim: (sarcastically) Oh boy. Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job.
PBG: (kills the rude little boy) LEARN SOME MANNERS, KID!

#3:
PBG: So.. Were playing PuttPutt again.
PuttPutt: Hot ziggity.
PBG: Wow.. Where's the enthusiasm?.. But I guess after Ты repeat the same phrase enough times. It loses it's lester..
PBG: Anyway.. As PuttPutt, Ты find the zoo keeper, and, serprise, serprise.. It's in trouble.....

вверх 5 sadddest Музыка Видео

posted by Canada24

#1: FIVE FINGER DEATH перфоратор, удар, пунш - COMING DOWN:
The video, directed by Nick Peterson, begins with clips of a young woman (played by Samantha Gill[2]) in a bathroom placing an envelope, a pill bottle and a make-up brush on the counter. Meanwhile, a young man (played by Leland Montgomery[2]) walks out to a кухня with a revolver in hand where an older man and woman (presumably his parents) are seated having breakfast together. The young man cocks the hammer, then puts the revolver barrel to his head and (presumably) pulls the trigger to commit suicide as his parents try to stop him. After a single...

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вверх ten things I learned from Mr. Nightmare:

posted by Canada24

#1: AVOID THE DEEP WEB:
The sight is mostly contained of drug deals and stuff.
Don't know ANYTHING about this "deep web" sight.
But the fact is, drug deals aren't the BAD things.
The bad things are illagal porn, OF FUCKIN CHILDREN!.
Murderers Показ off graphic pictures of their "art" on the victims. And ways for homicidal hackers to find your address..

#2; AVOID DRUGS:
Drugs ARE bad!
Our parents weren't fuckin exggerating..

#3: DON'T DELIVER пицца TO MYSTERIOUS CALLERS:
It never end wells..

#4: DON'T FUCK WITH ORJIA BOARDS:
It never ends well..

#5: NEVER LET STRANGERS INTO YOUR HOUSE:
It never...

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I started a new GTA story. Here's the the entire first half..

posted by Canada24

LIBERTY CITY HOSPITAL:

A doctor finished wrapping up Dash's wound.

"Dash.. I'm so sorry.. This is ALL my fault!" Roman сказал(-а) sadly.

"Hey.. I'm the one who shot Steve Erics, so it's on BOTH of us" Dash insisted.

"How the fuck did they even know it was you?" Gordon asked.

"Hell if I know" Dash admitted.

"It doesn't matter anyway.. We need to put an end to this.. Take them ALL out" Niko said.

"Shit.. If only Michael Keane was here.. He'd Любовь this shit" Gordon сказал(-а) sadly.

"Yeah.. Poor bastard.. If only I was nicer to him" Packie said, also sad from the memory.

"Guys.. This isn't the time.. If we're gonna...

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My computer that I am always using to talk to Ты people xD

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Disturbed - Warrior

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I AM NOW!
An instrument of violence. I am a vessel of invincibility
I CANNOT!
leave this undecided, Stepping down to battle another day
REMEMBER!
Me for all time this, Determination is a vital part of me.
SURRUENDER!
now или be counted. With the endless masses that I will defeaaat.

Come on bring it!

Don't sing it!

Better believe it!

BROKEN DOWN,
till your hope has died
BEAT DOWN!
till victory's mine
STAND UP!
And Показать me some pride
AND NOW!
ARE READDDDY!

I'm the one with the warrior inside!
My dominance can't be denied!
Your entire world will turn Into a battlefield tonight!
As I look upon you, through the warrior's...

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вверх 10 Lovable assholes

posted by Canada24

#1: FREDDY KRUEGER:
The famish serial killer known as Frederick Charles "Freddy" Krueger might of had an tragic childhood.
But Krueger Остаться в живых EVERY right to be sympathized with.
The death of his abusive stepfather might of been called for a bit.
But there's NO way all those innocent children deserved to die as well.
His actions eventually earned him the alias "Springwood Slasher", where he killed several kids inside a boiler room within an old power plant where he used to work. When his wife, Loretta, discovered his secret, he strangled her in front of his daughter, Kathryn, who also found out about...

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I got bored so repasting my вверх 3 reviewers for worst A&O stories

posted by Canada24

#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As Ты expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes Ты hate Lilly....

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вверх ten most addictive bands

posted by Canada24

#10: METALLICA:
Only reason there last is because I haven't really been lessening to them as much I use too.
But don't get me wrong.
Once Ты get me into playing one of their songs on YouTube.
I have to play ALL thir songs.. :)

#9: DISTURBED:

#8: THREE DAYS GRACE:
There both from my childhood AND one of my Главная towns (Norwood). So how could I NOT add them..

#7: FAT JOE:

#6: SLIPKNOT:
The type of band where, even though they have lots of screaming moments, the singer is always "20% cooler" when using his normal voice.. Espically in the chorus of Sulfer and Vermillion..

#5: EMINEM:
On of the most skilled...

Best Друзья your glad aren't YOUR best Друзья

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#1: BILLY GREY:
Not only throws Ты under the bus, but he'll take a shit on Ты afterwards..

#2: PATRICK STAR:
"He's been doing it on purpose. He's always been doing it on purpose. Everything Ты have seen on this Список has been completely intentional. He knows he's stupid, или at least he's pretending to be stupid. Unlike Breath of Fresh Squidward, this also affects appearances shown afterwards, even еще so than the ones shown before. I stand strong in my statement that this is еще of a monster than Puffy Fluffy ever was. He has become a fucking sociopath, blind to the fact that his actions...

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Actors that break TYPECASTING:

posted by Canada24

#1: JIM CARREY:
Jim is famish for overly slapstick, immature comedy like in Ace Venture and Liar Liar.. But Carrey wants to be еще than this. And also tried giving еще SERIOUS films. Probably one the greatest (but also most underrated) is in THE NUMBER 23. A phycological thriller where Carrey becomes becomes, not funny, but SCARY. And despite what everyone says. He did an amazing job, the fact he won WORST actor is fucked up for me. At no point did Carrey make me laugh unintentionally. He proves that he CAN be taken seriously..

#2: WILL FARRELL:
Farrell's main Источник of comedy is that the...

5 best LINKIN PARK songs...

posted by Canada24

#1: BLEED IT OUT

Yeah here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line
Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mind
Filthy mouth, no excuse
Find a new place to hang this noose
String me up from atop these roofs
Knot it tight so I won't get loose
Truth is Ты can stop and stare
Bled myself out and no one cares
Dug the trench out laid down there
With a shovel up out of reach somewhere
Yeah, someone pour it in
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out
When they bring that chorus in

I bleed it out, digging deeper, just to throw it away!
I bleed it out,...

McCreary ThanksGiving: PART 4:

posted by Canada24

"Say.. Do Ты ever hear back from that Michael De Santa guy?.. He seemed to like you, friend wise" Dash asked.

"Michael?.. Oh, right, Michael.. Sure. I have him on LifeInvader.. Check out his latest post" Packie replied, Показ Dash his LifeInvader page.

(Michael Townley says: "Dear Liberty City.. Bring Patrick MrCreary back to Los Santos, and I'll give Ты Trevor Phillips").

"Yeah.. That dose seem like something, Michael would say" Dash laughed.

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"You made it!" Dash cried, hugging Niko.

"What happened to your leg, boyo?" Packie asked...

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еще Slipknot.. (my personal favourite)

posted by Canada24

MY GUILT!
and my shame!
Always sell me short, always feel the same!
AND MY FACE!
And my soul!
Always wear me thin, always under control!
BUT THE LONGEST HOURS YOUR HAVE IN YOUR LIFE!!
Are the ones Ты sit through, to know if you're right!
So I'll wait, but I pray that I'm wrong!
BECAUSE I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT!?
The only will is my own!
I do whatever I want, and stay alone!
ALL MY MAKE DECISIONS MAKE IT UNTOUCHABLE AND TAINTED!!
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life!
But I will always find a way to survive!
I'm not a failure, but I know what it's like!
I can take it...

Crazy Times 2 Part 12

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I Любовь this mission :)

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"Niko, stick fuckin close to me!" Packie cried, as he he and the gang arrived at a warehouse.

from there they climb over a two fences, reaching a small junkyard, witch is surrounded by goons.

"Let's do this!" Packie cried, as they all pulled out there guns, once again, Niko only brought a SMG (refers it over rifles).

They 4 of them quickly shot down the goons.

SHORTLY AFTER:

"(shoots dead the last enamy) That's all of them Packie" Dash said, reloading her combat shotgun.

"Great.. Let's get inside.. Niko... Shoot...

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also for the untitled RP.. Bests of for my character and Jason's character:

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CONNOR: (currently dating Twilight).

Jason: I'm still hung over.
Connor: Here, this will help (gives him earphones, loudly playing the chorus of ROVB ZOMBIE - WAR ZONE).

Rarity: Magic records. Primarly to help enhance ones singing.
Connor: That explains why my sister was once тележка, корзина Пение the Титаник theme
Rarity: Ohh.. That's such a sad story from what I hear
Connor: *sadly* I know.. Such a beautiful boat, ruined..
Rarity: .really? THAT'S the sad part to you?
Connor: Yes. It is..

AJ: *outside door* Эй, Connor, any luck with the singing?
Well.. I learned I'm better than I thought, but still stage fright.....

Korn - Thoughtless

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Sadly. This is only a Фан made video. The real Музыка Video dosen't involve THE SHINING. In fact, I found the video, here on fanpop. There's a club for the movie..

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