Saten Twist returns for a new series.. This one set in the FUTURE.. And he has mentally grown up by this point, as he's a little еще mature.. But still a lovable douchebag.. So he's not TOO different..
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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:
Believe it или not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck by lightening.
Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).
Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).
Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: ... Anything to add?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: ...... Guess not
(awkward silence).
Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with Ты killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. Ты know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. Ты know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (getting annoyed) Ты know.. Any time Ты wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: Really!? Nothing!? Ты kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).
Saten: Ты know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in Готика girls.. And your NOT a Готика girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE Ты SO WEIRD!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).
Awkward pause.
Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.
Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).
Saten: ... Yeah.
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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:
Believe it или not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck by lightening.
Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).
Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).
Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: ... Anything to add?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: ...... Guess not
(awkward silence).
Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with Ты killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. Ты know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. Ты know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (getting annoyed) Ты know.. Any time Ты wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: Really!? Nothing!? Ты kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).
Saten: Ты know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in Готика girls.. And your NOT a Готика girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE Ты SO WEIRD!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).
Awkward pause.
Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.
Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).
Saten: ... Yeah.
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy Ты guys enjoyed even еще then I "thought" Ты people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless Ты like stupid comedies by an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid Фан fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy Ты guys enjoyed even еще then I "thought" Ты people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless Ты like stupid comedies by an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid Фан fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my Аватар photo, can clearly guess who my Избранное Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story by him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The Название is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story by him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The Название is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
Mr Nightmare is my new favourite youtuber...
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy макаронные изделия, макароны readings)..
Most of these things are important to know in some way или another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that Ты should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. или even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. или have Друзья that don't try to kill us (literary).
At least that's how I see it..
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy макаронные изделия, макароны readings)..
Most of these things are important to know in some way или another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that Ты should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. или even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. или have Друзья that don't try to kill us (literary).
At least that's how I see it..
