Saten Twist returns for a new series.. This one set in the FUTURE.. And he has mentally grown up by this point, as he's a little еще mature.. But still a lovable douchebag.. So he's not TOO different..
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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:
Believe it или not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck by lightening.
Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).
Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).
Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: ... Anything to add?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: ...... Guess not
(awkward silence).
Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with Ты killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. Ты know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. Ты know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (getting annoyed) Ты know.. Any time Ты wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: Really!? Nothing!? Ты kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).
Saten: Ты know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in Готика girls.. And your NOT a Готика girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE Ты SO WEIRD!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).
Awkward pause.
Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.
Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).
Saten: ... Yeah.
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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:
Believe it или not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck by lightening.
Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).
Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).
Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: ... Anything to add?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: ...... Guess not
(awkward silence).
Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with Ты killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. Ты know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. Ты know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (getting annoyed) Ты know.. Any time Ты wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: Really!? Nothing!? Ты kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).
Saten: Ты know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in Готика girls.. And your NOT a Готика girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE Ты SO WEIRD!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).
Awkward pause.
Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.
Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).
Saten: ... Yeah.
I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will Показать it when I can.
Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.
And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.
Anyway.
I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).
Either way.
It's friggin awesome!
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I made a video of it. And will Показать it when I can.
Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.
And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.
Anyway.
I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).
Either way.
It's friggin awesome!
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As much as I Любовь grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much еще comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, Ты have the choice of killing him или letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if Ты choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted Ты to do this.
Even if Ты kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told Ты to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
It isn't very serious.
It's much еще comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, Ты have the choice of killing him или letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if Ты choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted Ты to do this.
Even if Ты kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told Ты to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
I know сказал(-а) this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing Ты can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every день assurance..
As I сказал(-а) before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown by his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing Ты can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every день assurance..
As I сказал(-а) before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown by his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a комар, москит, комаров bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before Ты even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a комар, москит, комаров bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before Ты even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
Ты better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna перфоратор, удар, пунш Ты square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If Ты don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
Ты don't understand. Ты don't understand because Ты don't understand liberty. Ты don't understand freedom. So Ты put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! Ты hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
Ты tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him Главная by tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If Ты have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
Ты better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna перфоратор, удар, пунш Ты square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If Ты don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
Ты don't understand. Ты don't understand because Ты don't understand liberty. Ты don't understand freedom. So Ты put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! Ты hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
Ты tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him Главная by tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If Ты have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
