Mother Earth has discovered a great object, какао bean, God made some people smart enough to figure out how to make chocolate. Now all thanks the Mother Earth and God we have a great thing - CHOCOLATE. If anyone dosen't like chocolate, then, no offense, but thats a little problem. Шоколад Фаны will always strive to convince people to enjoy the majestic 'chocolate'. For we will gain еще and еще Шоколад Фаны every год but will also lose alot...if Ты know what I'm kinda trying to express.
KEEP CALM
AND
EAT CHOCOLATE
KEEP CALM
AND
EAT CHOCOLATE
There was no way I was going to say no, so I asked him what type of cake would they both like.
He told me they wanted a certain kind of Шоколад mud cake.
So I did my research to find a recipe to use as a guide and quickly discovered that no-one had ever made this recipe according to my Google search.
I knew immediately that I had to make it and be the first to have it on the internet.
Here it is for Ты to try - link
Eating Chocolate
Chocolate,
The sought-after reprieve
From everyday monotony.
{Can I have some?}
The sight,
That first glimpse
Of the beautifully dark surface.
{It’s amazing.}
The touch,
The mind numbing smoothness
Like waves washing over a hard rock.
{It’s unbelievable.}
The sound,
The hard deep “SNAP!” of it breaking
So Ты know it can be shared.
{But Ты won’t.}
The smell,
That underlying горький scent
And the heavy, masking, sweetness.
{Just take a bite.}
The anticipation,
The Шоколад is near
Ты think, should I? Dare I?
{Please do, yes, eat it.}
The taste,
That milky, rich, sweet flavor
A tang of thick bitterness,
And then in a gooey gulp, it’s gone.
{Oh, it’s so good.}
The After-taste,
The sense subsides
Ты рыба around with your tongue.
{It’s gone already?}
The return,
The Шоколад break is over
Ты go back to work.
{It wasn’t even that good.}
Ha ha ha.
Chocolate,
The sought-after reprieve
From everyday monotony.
{Can I have some?}
The sight,
That first glimpse
Of the beautifully dark surface.
{It’s amazing.}
The touch,
The mind numbing smoothness
Like waves washing over a hard rock.
{It’s unbelievable.}
The sound,
The hard deep “SNAP!” of it breaking
So Ты know it can be shared.
{But Ты won’t.}
The smell,
That underlying горький scent
And the heavy, masking, sweetness.
{Just take a bite.}
The anticipation,
The Шоколад is near
Ты think, should I? Dare I?
{Please do, yes, eat it.}
The taste,
That milky, rich, sweet flavor
A tang of thick bitterness,
And then in a gooey gulp, it’s gone.
{Oh, it’s so good.}
The After-taste,
The sense subsides
Ты рыба around with your tongue.
{It’s gone already?}
The return,
The Шоколад break is over
Ты go back to work.
{It wasn’t even that good.}
Ha ha ha.
Me:
╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE!!?!
╚╩╩╩╝
Someone: I dunno but....
╠╬╬╬╣ Who took half of her chocolate?!
╠╬╬╬╣
╚╩╩╩╝
Someone Else: I DID!!!!! >:D
╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
Someone Else Else: I took some >:D ╩╝
Someone Else Else Else: I CONFESS I ATE SOME OF IT *BURP* I'M A Шоколад ADDICT SORRY!!! ╝
Me: Problem Solved :D