On an abandoned racetrack in the shape of a figure 8, Mark and Rob were taken over there by William. Two cars from 1960 awaited the drivers. One was a Porsche, and the other, a Corvette. They were Далее to each other, facing the opposite direction.
William: I am giving the Corvette to Mark.
Rob: That's fine, I'll still win.
William: Your objective is to race as fast as Ты can until someone crashes. Loser has to pay for damages.
Mark: Now I'll Показать Ты what I got.
Rob: I can't wait.
The two men got in their cars. William had the flag for them.
William: Ready?! *Waving the flag* Go!!
Song: link
Mark & Rob: *Flooring it. They quickly start their way around the figure 8*
William: *Watching the two men in their cars*
Sarah Danning, Mark's girlfriend, arrived in her car, a black Citroen.
Mark: *Giving Rob an angry look as he passes him*
Rob: *Staying calm as he makes a left turn*
Sarah: *Runs out of her car, and goes towards William*
William: Sarah, nice of Ты to stop by. Came to see your boyfriend?
Sarah: I came to see the man who beat him yesterday.
Mark: The money Ты won from that last race will soon be spent on the dents of my car.
Rob: Don't get optimistic in there. No one's crashed yet, but it certainly won't be me that crashes first.
They had a near-hit as they passed each other in the middle of the 8.
Sarah: This is making me nervous.
William: This is making me excited.
Mark: I'm coming for you. Ты better get out of the way, или you're a goner.
Rob: *Watching Mark come towards him without going left, или right* He's trying to play chicken. *Steers to the right to avoid him* Wait. *Looks at the front of his car* That slope might help. Далее time he comes for me, I'll run towards him myself.
They got on another straight stretch, and were heading straight towards each other.
Mark: I won't turn.
Rob: I'll stay straight.
Sarah: They're not getting out of the way!
William: Oh, this is going to be messy.
Mark: *Hits the front of Rob's car, and goes airborne. His Corvette lands on the ground, upside down*
Stop the song
Rob: *Stops his car, and gets out*
Mark: *Climbs out from under his car*
Rob: *Walks over to Mark with William, and Sarah* I'm afraid Ты Остаться в живых again.
Mark: Ты tried to kill me!
Rob: Ты did that to yourself. Should've moved out of the way.
William: This'll be at least $500. I'll have the total bill sent to your house later this evening.
Sarah: It's a good thing I got here when I did, huh?
Mark: *Looks at his girlfriend* Yeah. Let's split. *Walks away with Sarah*
William: You're making a very good reputation for yourself, and Ты haven't even been here for a week. I got something else for Ты tonight. Ты remember where I live?
Rob: Of course.
William: Then come on over at 6 PM.
Rob: Right. *Walks away*
2 B Continued
William: I am giving the Corvette to Mark.
Rob: That's fine, I'll still win.
William: Your objective is to race as fast as Ты can until someone crashes. Loser has to pay for damages.
Mark: Now I'll Показать Ты what I got.
Rob: I can't wait.
The two men got in their cars. William had the flag for them.
William: Ready?! *Waving the flag* Go!!
Song: link
Mark & Rob: *Flooring it. They quickly start their way around the figure 8*
William: *Watching the two men in their cars*
Sarah Danning, Mark's girlfriend, arrived in her car, a black Citroen.
Mark: *Giving Rob an angry look as he passes him*
Rob: *Staying calm as he makes a left turn*
Sarah: *Runs out of her car, and goes towards William*
William: Sarah, nice of Ты to stop by. Came to see your boyfriend?
Sarah: I came to see the man who beat him yesterday.
Mark: The money Ты won from that last race will soon be spent on the dents of my car.
Rob: Don't get optimistic in there. No one's crashed yet, but it certainly won't be me that crashes first.
They had a near-hit as they passed each other in the middle of the 8.
Sarah: This is making me nervous.
William: This is making me excited.
Mark: I'm coming for you. Ты better get out of the way, или you're a goner.
Rob: *Watching Mark come towards him without going left, или right* He's trying to play chicken. *Steers to the right to avoid him* Wait. *Looks at the front of his car* That slope might help. Далее time he comes for me, I'll run towards him myself.
They got on another straight stretch, and were heading straight towards each other.
Mark: I won't turn.
Rob: I'll stay straight.
Sarah: They're not getting out of the way!
William: Oh, this is going to be messy.
Mark: *Hits the front of Rob's car, and goes airborne. His Corvette lands on the ground, upside down*
Stop the song
Rob: *Stops his car, and gets out*
Mark: *Climbs out from under his car*
Rob: *Walks over to Mark with William, and Sarah* I'm afraid Ты Остаться в живых again.
Mark: Ты tried to kill me!
Rob: Ты did that to yourself. Should've moved out of the way.
William: This'll be at least $500. I'll have the total bill sent to your house later this evening.
Sarah: It's a good thing I got here when I did, huh?
Mark: *Looks at his girlfriend* Yeah. Let's split. *Walks away with Sarah*
William: You're making a very good reputation for yourself, and Ты haven't even been here for a week. I got something else for Ты tonight. Ты remember where I live?
Rob: Of course.
William: Then come on over at 6 PM.
Rob: Right. *Walks away*
2 B Continued
Let's get to it!
1. Покемон X (mainly for Xerneas)
2. Покемон Sun
3. Покемон Moon
(Pokémon X anyhow)
4. Headphones
5. Earphones
(I keep blowing dem out, for doing what I love)
6. Манга
(Anything from Покемон to Наруто to Yu-Gi-Oh will do.)
7. Candy
(Who the fuck doesn't want Конфеты for Christmas?) :P
8. Other Sweets
(I could taste the peppermint bark already.)
9. Umbreon merch.
(The Garnet Umbreon must have some other likenesses besides pics... FOR ONCE!)
10. Eeveelution plushies (especially Umbreon and Espeon)
That's all I want for Christmas. The Garnet Umbreon, over and getting the fuck out!
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