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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On an abandoned racetrack in the shape of a figure 8, Mark and Rob were taken over there by William. Two cars from 1960 awaited the drivers. One was a Porsche, and the other, a Corvette. They were Далее to each other, facing the opposite direction.



William: I am giving the Corvette to Mark.
Rob: That's fine, I'll still win.
William: Your objective is to race as fast as Ты can until someone crashes. Loser has to pay for damages.
Mark: Now I'll Показать Ты what I got.
Rob: I can't wait.

The two men got in their cars. William had the flag for them.

William: Ready?! *Waving the flag* Go!!

Song: link

Mark & Rob: *Flooring it. They quickly start their way around the figure 8*
William: *Watching the two men in their cars*
 Sarah's Citroen
Sarah's Citroen


Sarah Danning, Mark's girlfriend, arrived in her car, a black Citroen.

Mark: *Giving Rob an angry look as he passes him*
Rob: *Staying calm as he makes a left turn*
Sarah: *Runs out of her car, and goes towards William*
William: Sarah, nice of Ты to stop by. Came to see your boyfriend?
Sarah: I came to see the man who beat him yesterday.
Mark: The money Ты won from that last race will soon be spent on the dents of my car.
Rob: Don't get optimistic in there. No one's crashed yet, but it certainly won't be me that crashes first.

They had a near-hit as they passed each other in the middle of the 8.

Sarah: This is making me nervous.
William: This is making me excited.
Mark: I'm coming for you. Ты better get out of the way, или you're a goner.
Rob: *Watching Mark come towards him without going left, или right* He's trying to play chicken. *Steers to the right to avoid him* Wait. *Looks at the front of his car* That slope might help. Далее time he comes for me, I'll run towards him myself.

They got on another straight stretch, and were heading straight towards each other.

Mark: I won't turn.
Rob: I'll stay straight.
Sarah: They're not getting out of the way!
William: Oh, this is going to be messy.
Mark: *Hits the front of Rob's car, and goes airborne. His Corvette lands on the ground, upside down*

Stop the song

Rob: *Stops his car, and gets out*
Mark: *Climbs out from under his car*
Rob: *Walks over to Mark with William, and Sarah* I'm afraid Ты Остаться в живых again.
Mark: Ты tried to kill me!
Rob: Ты did that to yourself. Should've moved out of the way.
William: This'll be at least $500. I'll have the total bill sent to your house later this evening.
Sarah: It's a good thing I got here when I did, huh?
Mark: *Looks at his girlfriend* Yeah. Let's split. *Walks away with Sarah*
William: You're making a very good reputation for yourself, and Ты haven't even been here for a week. I got something else for Ты tonight. Ты remember where I live?
Rob: Of course.
William: Then come on over at 6 PM.
Rob: Right. *Walks away*

2 B Continued
 Brenna Gostylo as Sarah Danning
Brenna Gostylo as Sarah Danning
posted by CokeTheUmbreon
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! Today/tonight, depending on where Ты at, I'm gonna work on telling Ты about another Покемон team. This one belongs to the annoying fat ass... the one with no aura powers... Manuel Marquezo!

Manuel: Hello, everyone!

I forgot to add the word 'dimwit' didn't I?

Well, let's get fucking started.

Haxorus
Gender: Male
Ability: Mold Breaker
Moves:
Dual Chop
Draco Meteor
Poison Jab
Incinerate

Flareon
Gender: Male
Ability: Flash Fire
Moves:
Flamethrower
Flame Charge
Dig
Flare Blitz

Mudsdale
Gender: Male
Ability: Own Tempo
Moves:
High Horsepower
Mega Kick
Close Combat
Giga Impact...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon, the Garnet Umbreon, here with another Aura Warriors and her team. Her name is Selene Gonzales, Sergio's tomboyish twin sister.

Selene: *comes in musty* Did someone call?
UGH! Ты stink like musty Rhyperior dicks!
Selene: I need to shower... after I eat some of your tacos.
NO!

Eh, fuck it.

Today или night, depending on where Ты at, I'm gonna discuss her team. Even though she doesn't battle as much, she's set to do еще battling in the Далее season of Pokémon: Aura Warriors. All she does outside of saving the world is football and soccer, and eating in...
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(I have Michael's pretend daughter, Carly, as a character in most of my GTA stories)..




TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed by all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll Показать them! I'll Показать ALL of them! Right Carly!?.....
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posted by Canada24
9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when Ты need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in Ты want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production.
This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production.
Hey, what's up, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon, The Garnet Umbreon, is here. Today или tonight, depending on where Ты at, I'm gonna brag on Sergio Gonzales's Ultimate Покемон team! Who is Sergio, Ты ask? Sergio Gonzales is an Aura Warrior straight outta Madrid with a unique power to turn into a green and black, humanoid Zoroark when he gets pissed off enough! But all in all, he's a calm guy with a Любовь for Shadow Bellatrix.

Sergio: Ты сказал(-а) Ты weren't gonna mention that!
Coke: Sorry.

But anyways, let's get started, ya filthy animals!

Noivern
Gender: Male
Ability: Frisk
Moves:
Dragon Pulse
Flamethrower...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas

Previously, in Sonic In St. Louis

Robotnik: We were so close to taking St. Louis!
Snively: What shall we do now sir?
Robotnik: Get Decoe & Bocoe over here. I have a plan to go to Germany. They have really good mechanics, which I could use for my machines.

The following takes place between....

Why the hell am I saying that? This is not 24

Tails: *goes to Sonic* I just got some important news Ты might wanna hear.
Sonic: Go for it.
Tails: Robotnik is planning on going to Germany to get new mechanics.
Sean: *arrives* This can't be good....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas

It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs by at 500 miles an hour.

Sonic: Tails, Ты read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?

Inside the base

Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see...
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added by CokeTheUmbreon
Source: The Garnet Umbreon has spoken.
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Музыка
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! Кока-кола here. Today/tonight I've been thinking about Pokémon: Aura Warriors for a while. Since Team Rocket has a motto, I thought about making one.

Ash: Meeting time.
Manuel: Yawn.
Sergio: Did Ты use anchovy paste to brush your teeth again? :/
Manuel: Got a problem with that?
Aura: YES!
Ash: Can we hear the Слоган already PLEASE?
Yes.

Let's get started.

We are the next-gen Aura Warriors,

Sworn to protect the world where...

Humans and Покемон live in.

We use our aura and Покемон to stop the evils that

Lurk in this planet

We are guided by the power of Arceus.

We are guided by our...
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*Rock The Party by JAUZ x Ephwurd [SPINNIN] plays*

*song dies out*

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! How are Ты liking the club so far? We got new vids, pics and articles, thnx to some fans. Give dem a hand.
 или a cheer from the Tomorrowland festival crowd. That's good too.
Or a cheer from the Tomorrowland festival crowd. That's good too.


Today, I'm bringing a Покемон trainer I've thought of during the 4th gen of Pokémon. Give it up for Dakota!
*crowd cheers*
Any Вопросы before we get started?

Manuel: I'm hungry.
That's not a question! Let's get started.

About him

Name: Dakota
Manuel: But Ты just said...
I know what I said, dammit!

From:...
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added by ilovepokemon3
added by Seanthehedgehog
I should warn you, this is 2 hours long. However, it is still worth watching.
video
funny
Youtube poop
wallace & gromit
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon, the Garnet Umbreon, here. I guess Ты are aware about the RP Показать Pokémon: Aura Warriors? Yes? No?

Manuel: No.
You're in it, dumbass. 😕

Well it's a collaboration RP that I do with AuratheLucario, better known as Aura. I also do a rewritten version with horofox, which will be continued sooner или later. The one with AuratheLucario is delayed until Spring. Sooooo... I'm gonna do a commercial for a new season.

Manuel: *comes out with princess costume he wore for Halloween* I'm ready for my line.
You're not a damsel in distress; you're an Aura Warrior....
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 He's a fake... IMO.
He's a fake... IMO.
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon Фан club fans. CokeTheUmbreon here! Hope Ты all enjoyed Thanksgiving! Рождество (or whatever Ты guys celebrate around this time of year) is coming! Today I wanna tell Ты why I don't believe in Santa Claus. I'm gonna be VERY tact.

(Background song: This Рождество by Chris Brown)



*Chiyo starts to cry*
It's ok, Chi.
Manuel: SAY IT AIN'T SO! 😭
Geez, get a grip

Please note that I'm not bashing your beliefs if Ты think Santa's real. Plus I understand why Santa Claus is brought up.

Let's get started.

1. Reindeer are like Blaziken: they can't use Fly
I read Книги and articles...
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Everyone from the shows featured so far in S.S.S.S were all together in a building.

Hawkeye: This is our very first commercial. How do we make it work?
Sean: From what I've established after watching the opening credits of Dr. No, I think people would like seeing a bunch of circles.
Thomas: Circles?
Sean: Yes.
Mortomis: I think I know where he's going with this.
Sean: Get a black screen, and have a bunch of Болталка circles go around it as we explain what we do in Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Twilight: Man I hate it.
Applejack: Ты hate everything.
Captain Jefferson: Let's do this....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Theme Song: link

Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed by falling letters that say...*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*

1960

Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees еще falling letters*...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
video
azumanga daioh
funny
tomo
osaka
added by Seanthehedgehog
I know how much Ты Любовь this, so here Ты go :D
video
azumanga daioh
tomo
funny
Hello, guys! CokeTheUmbreon here! Today, I'm gonna do this because I'm bored as fuck. I'm gonna do a 'How to piss off' Статья of one of my Pokémon: Aura Warriors RP characters. (Don't flame, this is just for shits and giggles...)

Manuel: *literally shits and giggles*
Tyler фургон, ван Berg (another RP character): 😑

(Let's just begin)

1. Call him fat

Manuel: I'm just husky. V.V
CokeTheUmbreon: It IS true that you're fat.
Manuel: T_T

2. Make fun of his secret crush on Aura

Umbra: FatAura Shipping!
Manuel: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

3. Eat up his food.

Selene (another RP character): Mmmmm... fried bacon-wrapped...
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