Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: 12 Ways to Annoy Crazed Obsessive Twilight Fangirls

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12 Ways to Annoy Crazed Obsessive Twilight Fangirls

posted by sapherequeen

*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete Волколаки have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise, and when they ask Ты why Ты want it, tell them that you're planning a camping trip and Ты need the perfect substitute for firewood.
5) Tell them Ты know what happens in the end of Midnight Sun. When they ask Ты what happens, say that Jasper, Jacob, and Edward finally come out of the closet.
6) Find a website that talks about stalking wife-beaters and post a picture of Edward in it, then Показать it to a fangirl.
7) Call Jacob a pedophile in front of fangirls.
8) Call Alice a carjacker
9) Send Stephenie Meyer a page of Twilight fangirls attacking someone who doesn't like Twilight through email and convince her to stop Письмо the books..
10) Tell them that Renesmee is a true freak of nature
11) Go to the Twilight spot and post hundreds of pics of Dracula, Lestat, and the Wolfman and make the Название "REAL VAMPIRES" and "REAL WEREWOLVES"
12) Показать them this list

If Ты don't like these, please be respectful when Ты criticize them.....

Idunn, wishey and 35 others like this

xxXsk8trXxx I LOVE THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

huddysmacked XDD I wouldn't dare to do that to my friends that are Twilighters XDD Maybe in next April's Fool XDDD

patrisha727 LOL, as a Twilighter myself, I gotta say, I like these!!!! BTW: Congrats: this is a featured article on the Fanpop Home Page! ^_^

Pepsi12Cola These are HILARIOUS! i like twilight and i have friends who are OBSSESSED with twilight( dosn't everyone?) and i think they would freak out if they read this. Good Job

huddy_aimee loved it!!! i might do some of those... (im against twilight now...) :)

ilovecreed13 amazing i have another one that i'm going to do: when new moon comes out go see it and when edward comes out scream OMG IT'S CEDRIC DIGGORY!!!!!!!!!!!

sapherequeen Lol! That would be funny as hell, wish I'd be there :) Wait, I'll do the same thing when I see New Moon... Good luck!

bendaimmortal LOLLOL! Numbers 4 and 6 are most likely the ultimatums. But I don't think Meyer would give a shit about the number 9. She's too immature herself for that. Number 11 is AWFULLY tempting!!

Myf_1992 HaHa! love it,and i will be showing some twihard friends of mine this list. 2, 4 and 5 are my favs!

emisa123 They would probably beat me up for doing those. I'm considering taking Karate more and more. But I would do number 9! -- Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

kayleebabee ahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I am sooo gonna do that! If i get murdered by a load of people who have OCD (obssesive cullen disorder) yall are invited to my funeral

Bookaholics Mostly quite funny, but a few of these are a tad bit nasty. I'm sure it's not intentional though.

phantomrose5 For the most part, I loved this list. But could you please not use 'gay' in the sense that you did? It's really quite offensive to some people.

sapherequeen ^I wasn't trying to say that homosexuality is a bad thing. I remember adding that because it would aggravate fans if someone would call Edward gay. I apologize if I sounded offensive.

HecateA I have another one! Go to a Tilight convention wearing a "team Harry" t-shirt. Draw a lightning bolt scar on any Edward poster you come across (sharpie)

jefferyw52 ok im a twihater but i would never ever do those cruel, harsh, stupid things it would hurt people

peetarocks999 hahaha xD but i qouldnt do that... except maybe no.1 xD xD

SnapeOWNSedward My guy friends and I were talking like a week ago about what are reactions would be if we saw some random guy sparkling in the sun. We all agreed that the last thing that would pop in our mind would be "Holy Sh*t it's a vampire, I should run!" We all agreed that we would most likely come up with reactions like "Hey look it's a f*g","He's wearing glitter." "Why are you wearing glitter," and "This isn't San Fransisco".

sapherequeen jefferyw52, I'm joking :)

RavenclawRocks Lol

harrypotterxx LOL :)