Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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i had nothing to do absolutely nothing to do. As i was so bored i began drawing through one of Dimitri's Избранное cowboy novels i had a feeling this would annoy him. suddenly i felt someone looming above me i turned around, it was Dimitri just as i thought he was going to be annoyed with me for sure.
"What are Ты doing Roza?" he asked
I grinned. he picked up the novel that i was drawing in i hope he didn't see it.
"Ah one of Избранное books." he opened the book and saw my lovely work of art. He frowned at me.
"Busted." i laughed nervously
"Rose why are Ты destroying my books?" he asked sternly but in calm voice.
"I am so board and plus your Книги are so cheesy they need to be destroyed!"
He frowned again oh i've made myself feel so bad now. " Just because they are cheesy doesn't mean Ты have to destroy them they cost me money Ты know."
"yeah how much $50 yeah as if i bet there only worth $2."
Dimitri didn't answer i guess he didn't want to continue this conversation it would turn into an argument soon that would be bad i Любовь dimitri too much to have an argument with him.
"Rose would Ты like to do something fun today?" yeah i already know what he's thinking, western Фильмы ugh i'd rather watch paint dry.
"If it's seeing a western style movie then no thank Ты i don't like westerns i'd rather watch paint dry."
"no we're going to forks, if Ты wanted to come but if Ты don't that is fine."
"WHAT thats even worse it rains 24/7 there."
"I invited some of your friends."
"Who?" i asked with suspicion
"Lissa."
i smiled. "If lissa's going then count me in." wait a минута this most likely had a catch that i did not like but if Lissa's coming who gives a crap about the catch.
Dimitri and i went out side and got ready to head off if Lissa wasn't coming i may as well be dead. I saw Lissa i ran over and gave her a big Hug.
"Lissa i'm so glad that your coming otherwise i would have died of boredom!"
Lissa smiled and kept hugging me but suddenly she broke the embrace.
"what?"
"um Rose Ты don't mind if i bring some one else along?"
"Who?" I questioned i bet this was the catch
"Christian." oh so it wasn't catch, the catch could get a whole lot worse then this.
"Thats fine." i lied. christian and i wern't the best of Друзья but our realationship had improved since i was assigned to be his guardian for a 6 weeks on a trial thingy and he Lissa were engaged so i had to be nice to him.
Christian walked over he and lissa embraced and then lissa kissed him on the cheek ugh im glad they didn't start making out. " Christian so glad that Ты could make it."
christian turned to me. " Эй, Rose, isn't great that we get to go to forks together." He сказал(-а) sounding rather excited which was weird as i was not excited at all i thought christian was Эмо like they don't get excited now why the hell am i thinking about emo's.
i pretended to look excited too. " yep but it rains 24/7 so thats a bummer."
"I agree" Christian said
"Me three." сказал(-а) Lissa
"Me four." Dimitri said, wait i thought this was all Dimitri's idea. Dimitri Lissa christian and i all piled into Dimitri's car just as we were heading out we ran into Adrian?
Adrian what the hell was he doing here this just ruined my lovely день well not really it just added to it.
Dimitri stopped and rolled down the window
"Oh it's him." Dimitri muttered
Lissa saw that it was Adrian she screamed
"Oh my god, Dimitri Ты hit Adrian."
Dimitri laughed under his breath i joined him now this was funny oh i am so mean.
Lissa got out of the car and ran over to him ugh why the hell would she do this. She placed her hand over his body and began healing him.
after healing him she used all her strength to drag him back into the car why can't he just go some where else i bet he had this all planned out. She got back in and Dimitri drove off.
"oh god." i muttered. Adrian saw where he was and who he was with.
"Rose Lissa so glad to see you." he сказал(-а) with enthusiasm. i whacked my head against christians seat.
he turned around. " What's the matter Rose." he asked with concern I pointed to Adrian
"Oh i see." Christian nodded, he too was also irritated with Adrian's magical appearance.
I closed my eyes and tried to forget that he was here.
"So Lissa how did i get here." Adrian asked Lissa in a flirty voice .
"Well Ты see Ты got hit by our car so i healed Ты and brought Ты here."
Adrian patted Lissa on the head
"oh Ты good little girl i am so proud of Ты i only wish i was there to see Ты in action." The way he spoke sounded like he was praising a dog.
I know i wasn't psychic but i could sense that Adrian was lighting one of his Cigarettes right now. I gripped his hand and made sure he didn't light it
"don't Ты even think of it this car is a smoking free zone." I сказал(-а) sleepily
Adrian slipped it back into the packed like he never took it out. Right now i could defiantly sense that he was wearing one of his 'cheesy grins' .
"Aw has the baby Rose woken up from her sleep, aw Adrian is sorry for waking her up." oh how that pissed me off.
I opened my eyes and death stared Adrian
"Please don't talk that way it gives me the creeps." I yelled Adrian to try and get my point across but he didn't reply.
Peace at last now i finally had a chance to get to sleep.
when i woke up it was dark and raining, very few улица, уличный lights were on.
"Dimitri i think we should pull into a hotel." I сказал(-а) sleepily
Dimitri yawned. " I'm just pulling into one right now."
Dimitri stopped. I got out of the car and tapped on his window, he jolted.
"I'll go check in okay?"
He nodded then fell asleep on the steering wheel wow i have never seen him like this, this is so cute! okay now i have gone way too far.
i began looking for a reception office i eventually did but it took me 30 минуты или so to find it in the dark i can't see in the dark i never ate my carrots.
I rang the service колокол, колокольчик, белл and a small lady blowing gum jolted from her sleep.
"How may i help you?" The woman asked sleepily
"Two rooms one for Belikov and Ozera and Hathaway and Dragomir."
The woman raised her eyebrow
"You want joining rooms?"
"yeah i suppose." i hope she wasn't thinking that in the wrong way but if she was i hoped she thinking i was with belikov not ivaskov или ozera that just gives me the hebbie jeebies.
She handed me two sets of keys.
" Your in room 294 and 295 have a nice stay." i smiled and walked back to Dimitri's car. I handed Dimitri the keys.
"Your in room 295 and me and lissa are in 294."
Dimitri nodded. I started to pull lissa out of the car as she was fast asleep. because she was a moroi she was really easy to carry and because i am a dhampir that made it even easier to carry the luggage as well. Dimitri had it very hard though he had to carry christian and adrian and the luggage, the luggage and christian would be okay but Adrian thats another story he would be really heavy because of all the extra alcohol he's probably carrying on him. but it didn't look like Dimitri was struggling this is what really turned me on his strongness. I got into the room i put Lissa in her постель, кровати then laid down myself but i found it very hard to get to sleep as i heard Adrian and Dimitri Arguing Далее door and it was fricken annoying!
"I'm sleeping in this постель, кровати by myself so I'm not in this argument." Christian said
Adrian didn't seem very happy.
" What but I'm not sleeping in the постель, кровати with that Blood whore." Adrian complained. what! i hope he wasn't referring to Dimitri and plus male dhampir's don't become blood whores but except Ambrose but that's a completely different story.
" I'n not a blood whore I'm a guardian we don't sink that low." Dimitri сказал(-а) blandly and i could tell he was glaring at Adrian.
"But it's not right for guys to be sleeping in the same постель, кровати as each other it's just gay." Adrian retorted
right i had literally had enough of there arguing.
"Shut up if Ты don't i'll get very angry i'll swear at Ты and i throw Фрукты at you." I сказал(-а) angrily while banging on the Стена okay but why did i say i would throw Фрукты at them.
Immediately they stopped then Dimitri and Adrian slept in the same постель, кровати reluctantly!
It was not like normal mornings when my alarm clock woke me up it was the sound of the heavy rain on the roof that did but rain was better then an alarm clock though.
Lissa was not awake yet so not wanting to wake her up i didn't turn on the tv. I got dressed instead and went outside. It was bucketing down and my shoes were getting wet i hate wet shoes. The rain must had woke Lissa up as she was dressed and ready to go she sure gets dressed quick maybe it's just a moroi thing.
I wonder if the guys were up yet? I knocked on there door, Dimitri answered i was very surprised to see that they were all up wow he sure is an early riser.
"ready to go?" he asked
"For what?" I replied
"We are going sight seeing."
"Great еще fun. " I muttered under my breath
Dimitri laughed. this was the catch that i was talking about.
we all piled back into Dimitri's car back into the same seats as yesterday.
Forks was all round pretty damn boring the only main attraction i saw a giant медведь holding a рыба how weird? We pulled into a local diner.
Just as we were walking in i saw some suspicious looking people with red eyes!
I nudged Dimitri in his side. " Dimitri! strigoi at 5 o'clock."
He looked at me. " What i don't see any strigoi?" he retorted.
I pointed to the clan of supposed Strigoi.
Dimitri nodded. "we must follow them."
Dimitri me and the rest of us all followed the strigoi. we ended up at some strange house near the forest, they all went inside we followed them.
we pounced on them!
"Oi hands up Ты evil demons which one of ya is the leader?" I asked with my stake out ready to kill em. They all put their hands up, what weird strigoi they must be mental или something because strigoi wouldn't do that.
"we surrender." The blond male said
I pointed my silver stake against his heart
"Tell us your names." i ordered him
the blond male stepped forward
"What are strigoi?" he questioned
Yeah what an idiot i could tell he and his family was putting this on или they were a very strange bunch of strigoi maybe they had mental issues или something like that.
I glared at him. " tell us your names before we kill you!." I yelled
"That is Esme, Edward, Bella, Jasper, Alice, Rosalie ,Renesmee and Emmett and I'm carlisle Cullen."
"Kill em!." I shouted
Dimitri nodded
Christian began to burn Rosalie with his moroi magic, her scream was enough to make Ты go deaf and permanently too oh i hated blond's like her. after that he then burnt the carlisle dude, Esme and jasper and alice." Dimitri cut Edward's head off. Christian then burnt Emmett.
The only Strigoi left were Bella and this Renesmee, Renesmee what a strange name what kind of a retard named her.
i walk over to Renesmee she was quivering but i could tell that she was putting that on it was just a diversion. i lifted up my silver stake and plunged it into her little сердце she bled all over me. yuk! This was disgusting her blood was burning me.
"NO! MY BABY!" Bella screamed I walked over to bella pft like that can stop me from killing her.
"You think your screaming will make me Показать mercy for you?"
Bella quivered just like Renesmee. She then pushed me into the Стена and began choking me. "oh shit." i muttered while gasping for breath
"How dare Ты kill my family we are not strigoi!" She screamed
i could really feel that this was the end of it i was going to be killed by a clumsy unattractive mary sue strigoi.
"But your not dhampir's или moroi's so Ты have to be strigoi." I сказал(-а) gasping for breath i really hated this chick
just as Bella was going to crush me to death Dimitri swished his sword and slashed her head off. I could breath again oh how i loved my Dimitri to death i Любовь him!
I hugged Dimitri very tightly
"Thank Ты so much." i screamed with joy
Dimitri kissed me he was glad i was alive.
We left the Cullen's mansion and forks to go back to Montana.
we were going to get alot of molinja marks!
To be continued in part 2
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The sequal. Oh. "I almost don't wanna watch it. SO that I can Ты know, watch it again later?"
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Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and Комментарии about Edward being "pathetic" или "gay" because he was a 100 год old virgin. I've written this Статья to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...
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Seriously it's scary to think this Twihard may have been serious with these statements. This is a version with the Black Pawn Movement's riffs because the original video has been removed by the user. For some reason they ALWAYS are! ;D
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*chuckle* Not hilarious but some Болталка parts are kinda funny :) Like 1:28.
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This is a short little rant, people.

I don't know about you, but one of my biggest pet peeves is when people spell my name wrong.

On Fanpop, I've gotten ranrea, renre, renray, ranraa, and many others. In real life, I've gotten Reagan, Regon, Regen, Reagen.... and people are always misspelling my last name (I'm not displaying that here.)

One thing I've noticed on Fanpop (and many other fansites, as well) is that people often fail to spell Stephenie Meyer's name right. That's right: StephEnie, with an E right there. Not an 'a'. An 'e'.

Some people have completely butchered Meyer's name. Stephanie,...
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Okay, so I just wrote an Статья called "Bella Swan: A Rant", and it seems a lot people liked it, which mad me glad! But I've deicided to write an Статья about Jacob Black, one of the most loved, yet hated characters in the twilight saga
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Now, what I don't get is why so many people (Especially Edward lovers) hate the guy so much. Okay, yes, he can be selfish, but he was so kind and sweet in New Moon to Bella. He helped her when no one else could, and started to make her smile and laugh again. I really loved him in New Moon(more than Edward, that's for sure.) And to say I was ticked off when...
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For people who were expecting this Статья to be earlier, really sorry about that! But I've been getting ready for school(WAH!), so...you get the point.
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So, this article(as Ты can obviously see from the title) is about Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes, I'm pretty sure you've heard of her. The Автор of the Twilight Saga and the Host, she's pretty much one of the most Популярное writers at this point. Why?
I really don't know.
The Список of reasons

1)Her writing
Okay, even back when I was a mega Фан of twilight(bows head in shame), I never liked the writing. Its just..not good. Hard to explain really. Now reading...
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