The Далее day, Ariel was in homeroom and some guy who was sitting Далее to blondie asked Ariel "Hey, is that your natural hair color?"
Ariel replied "Yeah."
"It's gorgeous." the guy replied back.
"This is Flynn или Ты can call him Eugene. We're dating at the mo." The blondie said.
"Hey Rapunzel, nice extensions. What's it made of?" сказал(-а) a dude who walked past Rapunzel.
She quickly сказал(-а) "Your mom's chest hair!!!" (Not really)
"I'm Rapunzel."
"Hi, I'm Ariel. Do Ты guys know where Room G is?"
Flynn took and looked at Ariel's agenda and сказал(-а) "Health Tuesday/Thursday Room G"
"I think it's in the back building." Rapunzel сказал(-а) trading glances with Flynn.
"Umm, yeah, it's in the back building. We'll take Ты there." Flynn said.
"Thanks!" Ariel replied
As the three were walking through the packed hallways, Flynn shouted "Watch out! New meat coming through!"
The three managed to arrive in the back building,
"Health, Spanish- you're taking 12th grade calculus?" Flynn asked.
"Yeah, I like math." Ariel said.
"Why?" asked Rapunzel.
"Because it's the same in every country." Ariel replied.
"That was beautiful, this girl is deep!" Flynn exclaimed. Ariel was suspicious about something.
"Ummmm, guys. Where's the back building?"
she asked.
"It burnt down a LONG time ago." Rapunzel replied.
"Won't we get into any trouble for this?" Ariel asked.
Rapunzel replied "Why would we get Ты in trouble? We're your friends."
Ariel knew it was wrong to skip class but she was in no position to pass up friends. Ariel guessed she'll never know what happened in Health class.
"So why'd'ya moved from home-schooling?" Flynn asked.
"I begged my dad that I wanted to explore the world above- I was originally a mermaid. It took some negotiating but I convinced him to turn me human- I turn back into a mermaid after school when I go home." Ariel replied.
"I think you're gonna be alright in here. You're like a regulation hottie! Own it! How d'ya spell your name again Ariel?" Rapunzel said.
"It's A-R-I-E-L. Pronounced like AIR." Ariel replied.
"Okay, ARIEL!" Rapunzel сказал(-а) with a grin.
In the name of Disney, would Ты look at Золушка Woods' gym clothes?" Flynn said. This "Cinderella" was wearing really short shorts and a blue спагетти strap tank вверх with the school logo as opposed to the other people who were wearing t-shirts.
"Of course all the Classics are in the same gym class." Flynn added.
"Who are the Classics?" Ariel asked curiously.
"They're teen royalty- literally, they were the first three princesses," Flynn replied and then сказал(-а) "If WDA was Seventeen magazine, they would always be on the cover."
Rapunzel сказал(-а) "That one there is Золушка Woods- she is one of the dumbest girls Ты will ever meet.Flynn sat Далее to her in English last год and she asked him how to spell orange."
Rapunzel then added "That little one there, that's Snow White Caselotti. She's totally rich and famous because she was the first full-length animated feature. She knows everything about everyone!"
Flynn whispered "That's why her hair is so big- it's full of secrets!"
"And evil takes a human form in Aurora Costa," Rapunzel сказал(-а) with a tense voice- meanwhile Aurora was being carried by loads of jocks "Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing,slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality,she is so much еще than that."
"She's Queen Bee! The звезда of WDA- the other two are just her workers."
"Aurora Costa. How do I begin to explain Aurora Costa?"
Aurora Costa is FlAWLESS
She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
I hear her hair's insured for $1,000,000.
I hear she does carriage commercials.In Japan.
Her Избранное movie is Sleeping Beauty (starring her. Shocker much?).
One time, she met John Smith on a plane. And he told her she was pretty.
One time,she punched me in the face.It was awesome.
"She always looks fierce and always wins any Prom events!" Rapunzel сказал(-а) with an annoyed tone.
"Every год we throw a Spring Fling election and whoever is elected will be King and Queen of the Spring Fling and become head of student activities!" Flynn said.
"Whatever," Rapunzel muttered to herself "Here is a map of WDA. Now where Ты sit in the cafeteria is crucial. Ты got your jocks, nerds, cool Asians, your somewhat friendly black bodies, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don't eat at all, desperate wannabes, burnouts, the greatest people Ты will ever meet (people often call us Art Freaks) and the worse... beware of the Classics.
As Ariel walked down the cafeteria with her lunch and молоко at hand, some guy stopped and asked her a Вопрос "Hey. We're doing a lunchtime survey of new students.Can Ты answer a few questions?"
"Okay." Ariel replied.
"Is your оладья, кекс, маффин buttered?" he asked
"What?" Ariel asked with confusion
"Would Ты like us to assign someone to масло, сливочное масло your muffin?" He asked.
"My what?" Ariel said- still very confused.
"Is he bothering you? Prince why are Ты such a skeez?" Aurora asked.
"I was just being friendly." Prince said
"Ughh, Ты were supposed to call me last night!" Snow White сказал(-а) with a pissed off voice.
"Prince, Ты do not come to a party at my замок then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us! She's not interested. Do Ты want to have sex with him?" Aurora asked Ariel.
Ariel replied "No, thank you."
"Good so it's settled. Ты can go shave your back now. Bye Prince." Aurora said.
"Bitch!" Prince muttered under his breath.
As Ariel headed towards Rapunzel and Flynn's table, Aurora Costa сказал(-а) "Wait. Sit down."
Ariel looked at Flynn and Rapunzel who were miming "Get over here" with gestures.
"Seriously, sit down.
(Ariel sits down)
Why don't I know you?" Aurora сказал(-а) sweetly.
Ariel replied "I'm new, I just moved here from the ocean."
"What?" Aurora asked
"I used to be home- schooled."
"Wait, what?" Aurora asked again.
"My dad and my older sisters taught me at home-"Ariel replied.
"No, no. I know what Главная school is, I'm not retarded. So you've actually never been to a real school before?" She asked.
"Actually, I was never a human, I was always a mermaid." Ariel said.
"Shut up. Shut up!" Aurora сказал(-а) with a surprised look.
"I didn't say anything." Ariel сказал(-а) confused.
"Home-schooled. That's really interesting. And you're like really pretty!" Aurora said.
"Thank you" Ariel replied with a smile.
"So Ты agree, Ты think you're really pretty?" Aurora asked.
"Oh, I don't know." Ariel said.
"If your from the ocean, why are Ты a human?" Золушка asked Ariel.
"Oh my gosh Cindy, Ты can't just ask people why they're a human!" Snow White said
"It's okay, my dad turns me human every morning and back to mermaid form when I come home." Ariel replied.
"Could Ты give us some privacy for, like, one second?" Aurora asked.
"Yeah, sure." replied Ariel
Aurora whispered to Золушка and Snow White.
"OK, Ты should just know that we don't do this a lot, so this is, like, a really huge deal." Aurora said.
Snow White added "We wanna invite Ты to have lunch with us every день for the rest of the week."
"Oh, it's okay, I gotta-" Ariel was quickly interrupted by Aurora "Coolness.So we'll see Ты tomorrow." she smiled.
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink!" Золушка added.
Ariel replied "Yeah."
"It's gorgeous." the guy replied back.
"This is Flynn или Ты can call him Eugene. We're dating at the mo." The blondie said.
"Hey Rapunzel, nice extensions. What's it made of?" сказал(-а) a dude who walked past Rapunzel.
She quickly сказал(-а) "Your mom's chest hair!!!" (Not really)
"I'm Rapunzel."
"Hi, I'm Ariel. Do Ты guys know where Room G is?"
Flynn took and looked at Ariel's agenda and сказал(-а) "Health Tuesday/Thursday Room G"
"I think it's in the back building." Rapunzel сказал(-а) trading glances with Flynn.
"Umm, yeah, it's in the back building. We'll take Ты there." Flynn said.
"Thanks!" Ariel replied
As the three were walking through the packed hallways, Flynn shouted "Watch out! New meat coming through!"
The three managed to arrive in the back building,
"Health, Spanish- you're taking 12th grade calculus?" Flynn asked.
"Yeah, I like math." Ariel said.
"Why?" asked Rapunzel.
"Because it's the same in every country." Ariel replied.
"That was beautiful, this girl is deep!" Flynn exclaimed. Ariel was suspicious about something.
"Ummmm, guys. Where's the back building?"
she asked.
"It burnt down a LONG time ago." Rapunzel replied.
"Won't we get into any trouble for this?" Ariel asked.
Rapunzel replied "Why would we get Ты in trouble? We're your friends."
Ariel knew it was wrong to skip class but she was in no position to pass up friends. Ariel guessed she'll never know what happened in Health class.
"So why'd'ya moved from home-schooling?" Flynn asked.
"I begged my dad that I wanted to explore the world above- I was originally a mermaid. It took some negotiating but I convinced him to turn me human- I turn back into a mermaid after school when I go home." Ariel replied.
"I think you're gonna be alright in here. You're like a regulation hottie! Own it! How d'ya spell your name again Ariel?" Rapunzel said.
"It's A-R-I-E-L. Pronounced like AIR." Ariel replied.
"Okay, ARIEL!" Rapunzel сказал(-а) with a grin.
In the name of Disney, would Ты look at Золушка Woods' gym clothes?" Flynn said. This "Cinderella" was wearing really short shorts and a blue спагетти strap tank вверх with the school logo as opposed to the other people who were wearing t-shirts.
"Of course all the Classics are in the same gym class." Flynn added.
"Who are the Classics?" Ariel asked curiously.
"They're teen royalty- literally, they were the first three princesses," Flynn replied and then сказал(-а) "If WDA was Seventeen magazine, they would always be on the cover."
Rapunzel сказал(-а) "That one there is Золушка Woods- she is one of the dumbest girls Ты will ever meet.Flynn sat Далее to her in English last год and she asked him how to spell orange."
Rapunzel then added "That little one there, that's Snow White Caselotti. She's totally rich and famous because she was the first full-length animated feature. She knows everything about everyone!"
Flynn whispered "That's why her hair is so big- it's full of secrets!"
"And evil takes a human form in Aurora Costa," Rapunzel сказал(-а) with a tense voice- meanwhile Aurora was being carried by loads of jocks "Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing,slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality,she is so much еще than that."
"She's Queen Bee! The звезда of WDA- the other two are just her workers."
"Aurora Costa. How do I begin to explain Aurora Costa?"
Aurora Costa is FlAWLESS
She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
I hear her hair's insured for $1,000,000.
I hear she does carriage commercials.In Japan.
Her Избранное movie is Sleeping Beauty (starring her. Shocker much?).
One time, she met John Smith on a plane. And he told her she was pretty.
One time,she punched me in the face.It was awesome.
"She always looks fierce and always wins any Prom events!" Rapunzel сказал(-а) with an annoyed tone.
"Every год we throw a Spring Fling election and whoever is elected will be King and Queen of the Spring Fling and become head of student activities!" Flynn said.
"Whatever," Rapunzel muttered to herself "Here is a map of WDA. Now where Ты sit in the cafeteria is crucial. Ты got your jocks, nerds, cool Asians, your somewhat friendly black bodies, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don't eat at all, desperate wannabes, burnouts, the greatest people Ты will ever meet (people often call us Art Freaks) and the worse... beware of the Classics.
As Ariel walked down the cafeteria with her lunch and молоко at hand, some guy stopped and asked her a Вопрос "Hey. We're doing a lunchtime survey of new students.Can Ты answer a few questions?"
"Okay." Ariel replied.
"Is your оладья, кекс, маффин buttered?" he asked
"What?" Ariel asked with confusion
"Would Ты like us to assign someone to масло, сливочное масло your muffin?" He asked.
"My what?" Ariel said- still very confused.
"Is he bothering you? Prince why are Ты such a skeez?" Aurora asked.
"I was just being friendly." Prince said
"Ughh, Ты were supposed to call me last night!" Snow White сказал(-а) with a pissed off voice.
"Prince, Ты do not come to a party at my замок then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us! She's not interested. Do Ты want to have sex with him?" Aurora asked Ariel.
Ariel replied "No, thank you."
"Good so it's settled. Ты can go shave your back now. Bye Prince." Aurora said.
"Bitch!" Prince muttered under his breath.
As Ariel headed towards Rapunzel and Flynn's table, Aurora Costa сказал(-а) "Wait. Sit down."
Ariel looked at Flynn and Rapunzel who were miming "Get over here" with gestures.
"Seriously, sit down.
(Ariel sits down)
Why don't I know you?" Aurora сказал(-а) sweetly.
Ariel replied "I'm new, I just moved here from the ocean."
"What?" Aurora asked
"I used to be home- schooled."
"Wait, what?" Aurora asked again.
"My dad and my older sisters taught me at home-"Ariel replied.
"No, no. I know what Главная school is, I'm not retarded. So you've actually never been to a real school before?" She asked.
"Actually, I was never a human, I was always a mermaid." Ariel said.
"Shut up. Shut up!" Aurora сказал(-а) with a surprised look.
"I didn't say anything." Ariel сказал(-а) confused.
"Home-schooled. That's really interesting. And you're like really pretty!" Aurora said.
"Thank you" Ariel replied with a smile.
"So Ты agree, Ты think you're really pretty?" Aurora asked.
"Oh, I don't know." Ariel said.
"If your from the ocean, why are Ты a human?" Золушка asked Ariel.
"Oh my gosh Cindy, Ты can't just ask people why they're a human!" Snow White said
"It's okay, my dad turns me human every morning and back to mermaid form when I come home." Ariel replied.
"Could Ты give us some privacy for, like, one second?" Aurora asked.
"Yeah, sure." replied Ariel
Aurora whispered to Золушка and Snow White.
"OK, Ты should just know that we don't do this a lot, so this is, like, a really huge deal." Aurora said.
Snow White added "We wanna invite Ты to have lunch with us every день for the rest of the week."
"Oh, it's okay, I gotta-" Ariel was quickly interrupted by Aurora "Coolness.So we'll see Ты tomorrow." she smiled.
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink!" Золушка added.
Hello guys! Here's the first part of the countdown dedicated to Дисней Princesses Couples Month! All DP kisses were included. The most part of the kisses eliminated are from sequels, but there are also some kisses from original Фильмы that I've never expected to see out. The секунда part will be Загрузить once the countdown will end!
31.Pocahontas and John Rolfe: First Kiss.
It was to be expected, this couple isn't appreciated a lot. Their faces weren't even seen when they kissed; definitively it's the worst DP kiss.
I hate Pocahontas with John Rolfe... ~LauraLane
30.Cinderella and Prince Charming:...
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31.Pocahontas and John Rolfe: First Kiss.
It was to be expected, this couple isn't appreciated a lot. Their faces weren't even seen when they kissed; definitively it's the worst DP kiss.
I hate Pocahontas with John Rolfe... ~LauraLane
30.Cinderella and Prince Charming:...
When I Комментарий on one pick and other Фаны wonder why I say so, it inspires me to make an Статья to explain еще in the best way. I find a lot similarities of Elsa with Periwinkle (Secret of the Wings), Ralph and Vanellope (Wreck-it Ralph), Zarina (The Pirate Fairy), and Maleficent (Maleficent).
Similarities between Periwinkle & Elsa:
- Both have ice power
- Both ice are spreading quickly like огонь (okay, not definitely Periwinkle's ice but ice from Periwinkle's place)
- Both have white hairs, или whatever platinum blonde which looks...
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John Lasseter's Blue and Spikey "White" Hair
Similarities between Periwinkle & Elsa:
- Both have ice power
- Both ice are spreading quickly like огонь (okay, not definitely Periwinkle's ice but ice from Periwinkle's place)
- Both have white hairs, или whatever platinum blonde which looks...
For such a successful and expensive film, Frozen's complete lack of diversity (particularly ethnic diversity) really vexed me. Холодное сердце has four main human characters and out of the four:
- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, Ты can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. Холодное сердце needed еще POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why Холодное сердце didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
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- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, Ты can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. Холодное сердце needed еще POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why Холодное сердце didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
One of the Статьи on my to do Список and I went with this one because I knew it wouldn't take me too long to make it. Anyway this is my personal opinion on the best Дисней Princess Пение voice and I have a feeling most will disagree with me but that's kind of something I'm used to.
12.Merida
It turns out that Merida actually does sing in her movie, well sort of. Young Merida sings Noble Maiden Fair with her mother, which is a beautiful song. Now her voice is nice for a little kid but it can't compare to the other voices obviously. Also sorry to break it to Ты guys but we don't...
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12.Merida
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