I was out hiking in the woods with a few Друзья of mine, when we all got Остаться в живых and accidentally трещина, сплит up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an час или so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Друзья would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Друзья I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a юбка that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are Ты lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do Ты mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure Ты can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that Ты like jumping off cliffs. Are Ты suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I Любовь the wind in my hair!
Me: If Ты hadn't gotten married, would Ты consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I Любовь my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did Ты marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom Ты fell in Любовь with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would Ты leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes Ты Любовь someone, but then Ты meet someone else and Любовь them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: Ты don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me by the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are Ты MAD? There's nothing еще powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE Ты SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit Ты here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are Ты ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and Ты don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could Ты stand the медведь droppings all around? And how Ты don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch Ты when Ты sleep?
Pocahontas: Ты watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would Ты ever agree if someone called Ты a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: By far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an час или so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Друзья would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Друзья I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a юбка that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are Ты lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do Ты mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure Ты can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that Ты like jumping off cliffs. Are Ты suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I Любовь the wind in my hair!
Me: If Ты hadn't gotten married, would Ты consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I Любовь my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did Ты marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom Ты fell in Любовь with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would Ты leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes Ты Любовь someone, but then Ты meet someone else and Любовь them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: Ты don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me by the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are Ты MAD? There's nothing еще powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE Ты SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit Ты here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are Ты ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and Ты don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could Ты stand the медведь droppings all around? And how Ты don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch Ты when Ты sleep?
Pocahontas: Ты watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would Ты ever agree if someone called Ты a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: By far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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Since I am trying to make the Princess Of The месяц еще popular, this is another one of my ideas. In the end of each месяц I'll post articles, based on the countdowns for songs, hairstyles and outfits. There everybody will have the chance to discuss whether they agree with the results, what corresponded to their expectations, and what they wish would have been different!
I was recently informed that the problem with the pictures in the Статьи is gone, and now the pictures can be put inside the text. However, I'm going to continue using mainly pictures for my articles, because first of all, that's what I've been doing for the rest of the Статьи from these series, and second, I like this way of doing articles! So maybe at some point I will switch back to the explanatory and sophisticated words articles, but for the time being I will stick to my picture articles!
Here are the results of the POTM Hairstyles Countdown: ~*Pocahontas*~ (May 2013)! Enjoy and share your opinion!
I was recently informed that the problem with the pictures in the Статьи is gone, and now the pictures can be put inside the text. However, I'm going to continue using mainly pictures for my articles, because first of all, that's what I've been doing for the rest of the Статьи from these series, and second, I like this way of doing articles! So maybe at some point I will switch back to the explanatory and sophisticated words articles, but for the time being I will stick to my picture articles!
Here are the results of the POTM Hairstyles Countdown: ~*Pocahontas*~ (May 2013)! Enjoy and share your opinion!