Ron: I don't hate or dislike Ron, but I don't like or love him like everyone else does. I never found him funny. But that has nothing to do with this. Anyway, this guy has to be the worst sidekick that anyone could ever hire. I mean, he is constantly having to get save my Kim and constantly getting captured by the villains. Whenever he tries to help, he always makes things worse and gets captured, which makes Kim the one who has to save him. Whenever Kim can't save him, he has to be saved by Rufus, his pet naked-mole-rat. A rodent is actually more useful than he is? That's just pathetic! Kim, if you have to make a decision on who you'll keep as a sidekick and which one you'll let go, keep Rufus and get rid of Ron. I know Ron has some heroic moments but they're very rare. Most of the time he's just the comic relief that gets captured and Kim has to save. I don't like or dislike him, but he is a completely dumbass in distress and the biggest one Disney ever made.

Giselle: I wanna start off saying that I do like Giselle now, but she is still a HUGE dumbass in distress. She's constantly having to be saved and is always in danger. Let's count all the times she's had to be saved.

1.Was saved by Pip from the ogre (or Edward, depending on how you look at it)
2.Was saved by Edward when she fell from a tree
3.Is sent to the real world, waiting to be saved
4.Falls from a billboard by Robert
5.Is saved by Pip from the poison apple drink
6.Eats a poison apple and has to be saved by Robert
7.Narissa wants to kill her first but Roberts steps in front of her and ends up taking her place

People say she's heroic and badass because she saved Robert but she really didn't do anything that heroic. It was Pip who defeated Narissa, not her, in either one of the lamest or funniest villain deaths that ever existed. She just throws a sword to stop Robert from falling and then catches him. That's it! She doesn't do anything that heroic or badass that everyone makes her out to be. Besides, even if you think those two heroic actions she does are heroic, I still don't think it makes up for the other times she has to be saved. To me she's the second biggest dumbass in distress Disney has ever created. I think that's kind of the point though. She's meant to be a satire of the three classic princesses, who are often referred to as damsels in distress when they really aren't that big of damsels (they are damsels but not that much). They meant for Giselle to become more like the action Disney Princesses like Ariel, Pocahontas, and Mulan, at the end but that really doesn't happen. I like you Giselle but you are a HUGE damsel in distress.

The thing about damsels in distress is that they also have to be likable so you wanna see them getting saved. I don't ever remember Ron being likable or that funny or competent.

Ron's last name is freaking Stoppable!

Ron has been heroic and saved Kim on occasion, very rarely, but he's saved her before. Giselle on the other hand, even when she did save Robert, all she did was throw him sword. (Not all that brave)