How would Ты cheer up Courtney?

Me:I Understand How Hard It Is, But Ты Can't Let It Ruin Your Life!
Courtney:*sniffs* I Can't?
Me:No, Just Make A Plot To Murder Gwen And You'll Get Duncan Back!
Courtney:Count Me In!

We'd do on an angry rampage of two and maul Duncan. Then, we could set my bestie's dog on him and watch while eating ice cream. Later, we'd have a pwnaged sleepover.

I would be like,

me:It's okay girl, he's nothing, he'll probably die from all the karma he's getting.
Courtney:*sniff*Your right!
Me: Yeah I am! Ты wanna go unleash Zeke on Gwen?!
Courtney: Yeah, and for Duncan, we both kick his buts!
Me:Yeah!!*highfives*

I would comfort her and let her know I had her back, I'd give Gwen a guilt trip the whole time, and I'd constantly pwn Duncan's idiotic жопа, попка and let her watch. ;)

i would take a tracrliser gun and shoot it at Gwen&Duncan take them into the forest let Courtney watch them get mauled by bears

THIS IS WHAT I WOULD DO:
courtney: *cries*
me:let it out, i have an idea..
courtney: wipes tears, what..
boom!
gwen:*screams* omg!whats happening?
duncan:gwen!
me:we might;ve gone overboard
gwen:*busts through the door*(with eggs in her hair and dead bugs in her corset)wwhhoo DID THIS???
me: i dunno?LOLz *smiles*
gwen:(steps through the door and boom!powder blows in her face)pah,pah
duncan: *holds back laughter* r u ok?
courtney: laughs really,really hard
me: let it out ,let it out.

get the ********** so we can ****** him up then get my dog and let him loose in the house while he's on the floor then write **** him and **** **** Ты too!then put green perminent dye in gwen's shampoo so they can both look alike. MAN I HAVE ISSUES AND I AM GOOD AT COMING UP WITH EVIL SCHEMES DO Ты THINK I NEED THEREPY NAH I'M TOO CUTE!

First, Courtney and I would shove Gwen off the plane and into the middle of the sahara desert.Then we shove out Duncan in midair, without a parachute, off the plane and into the Atlantic ocean and let the sharks go to town on him.

Courtney: I miss him
Me: Me too..
Courtney: Wait what?!
Me: Duncan is awesome. Get over it. Even if he kissed 'her'
Courtney: *Sigh*
Me: Don't let him get Ты down
Courtney *Breaks into tears*
Me: Aww it's okay, don't that loser hurt you! Here we're going to make a Список of why Duncan is lame and why Ты should forgot about him
Courtney: *Relaxes and wipes tears* Okay...
Me: *Making a list* 1. He kissed someone besides Ты while Ты were dating
Courtney: *Cries harder*
Me: *Scratching out number one* Okay! That was a bad choice sorry! Uhh...Okay...Well...Icecream?...*Courtney sobs harder*
Courtney: Duncan took me out to eat ice cream after we got our tattoos!!
ME: *Leaves the room, and comes back with a confused looking Duncan*
Courtney: What is he doing here?!
Me: *Makes Duncan stand up straight, and kicks him in his area*
Courtney :*Squeals with delight*
Duncan: *Groaning on the floor* OWW!!!
Me: Problem Solved...

ME-Courtney let him go maybe make him jeluase Courtney-?? Me-Come on I bet this stupid dxg is just an act Courtney ... Me-I'm not trying to be rude but Ты must change be the kind person on tdi Courtney-your right I'll be right back got a plan!!