Why cant we change our user name?! I want to change mine!!!

Fanpop is'nt that advanced, It takes a lil' time for that to happan :)
We all want to change our usernames on some sites onec in a while!
Like on YouTube, I've wanted to change mine AGES назад :'(
But I can't, So just wait :)

Fanpop is doing their part to cure the epidemic of ambivalence that's sweeping our nation by forcing Ты to make a decision and stick with it.

That's why. So quit complaining.

here, this is from the frequently asked Вопросы bit:

22)How do I change my username?

Ты can not change your username. Once Ты have created a Профиль its there to stay. Ты can Сообщить it and then make a new account but I advise Ты not to. Once Ты are a part of the community that's your name, this is how people will recognize you

I Любовь Fanpop. this is the only (just a little) problem. Sure, I Любовь MY Username, but to be able to change it would be nice. I'm pretty sure a lot of people here want to change his/her username.
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