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posted by Crime-Drama-Bee
All of these are in my own opinion. The Статья is not about the actual quality of the songs, but еще of their use in the show. A short note is included after the Название to note the main issue(s). "Done intentionally" means that the faults were acknowledged in the show.
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1.    Cell Block Tango - Poor song choice and offensive; done intentionally. The girls just found out that someone is in an abusive relationship. This was probably one of the worst songs they could have chosen to sing. As сказал(-а) in the show, it was by a bunch of violent, crazy women who killed their significant others over anything from cheating to chewing bubblegum.
2.    Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Poor song choice and offensive. The song was beautifully done but there’s some problems with the meaning. This was sung to a lesbian who had just been outed, by someone who had taken a part in that. The feministic view lacked and it strongly implied that being a lesbian is just girls just having fun, which is very offensive.
3.    I Kissed a Girl- Poor song choice and offensive. Santana and the girls sang the song to cheer her up and Показать their support. However, the meaning of it is that Поцелуи girls is a way to look hot and get guys.
4.    Afternoon Delight- Poor song choice; done intentionally. Emma had the Celibacy Club sing this without knowing what ‘Afternoon Delight’ meant. Everyone else picked up on it but it was revealed that she thought it was about dessert, which has nothing to do with promoting celibacy.
5.    Ben- Poor song choice. The song is about a psycho крыса who ate his owner.
6.    Jesus is My Friend- Offensive performance; done intentionally. The song was done to pander to the judges, but the performance was offensive. The song is obviously Пение about Catholicism and the performers made a distinctive звезда of David formation at the end (which is a Jewish symbol).
7.    With Ты I'm Born Again- Offensive performance; done intentionally. Rachel and Finn purposely paired the song with nun and pastor costumes. This is offensive because people of the church are under a vow of celibacy.
8.    Black and White- Poor song choice. The New Directions sing this to the Warblers to prove their superiority in understanding the meaning of Michael Week. The song is actually about overcoming racial barriers.
9.    Big жопа, попка Heart- Offensive; done intentionally. The whole song is a direct reference and insult to Lauren’s weight. It’s confusing how she enjoyed this but not ‘Fat Bottomed Girls.’
10.    Fat Bottomed Girls- Offensive; done intentionally. Paired with ‘Big жопа, попка Heart,’ it seems like the only songs Ты can sing to an overweight person must be centered around their weight.
11.    You Keep Me Hangin' On- Poor song choice. If Ты look at the meaning of the song, it’s inaccurate with Quinn’s storyline. In the show, she was frustrated with trying to keep Finn from being with Rachel and vice versa. The song suggests that someone is hanging on to her in a relationship she wants to end. Since she took charge in their relationship, she could break up with him and he’d be out of her hair in a heartbeat.
12.    The Rain in Spain- Poor song choice. The song was used to teach Puck geography, but several of the lines in the song are not accurate. The rain in Spain is in the mountains, and there are no hurricanes in Hertford, Hereford, или Hampshire. Instead the lines are vocal exercises.
13.    Do They Know It's Christmas- Poor song choice and possibly offensive. The song is about the underprivileged people in Africa being too poor to celebrate Рождество as people in first world countries do, and instead just need to fill their basic needs. The New Directions Пение this to people at a homeless shelter would basically be Пение to the poor about how poor they are.
14.    Trouty Mouth- Offensive; done intentionally. Here for obvious reasons; the whole song is just insults about Sam’s lips.
15.    Somebody That I Used to Know- Poor song choice. The song is a break-up song but in the Показать it was sung by two brothers because Blaine didn’t like his brother taking the spotlight and being rude to him.
16.    Smile (Lily Allen)- Poor song choice. Rachel just used it for her and Finn to practice, and it doesn’t relate to their relationship at that time. It’s about a woman being happy over her exes’ misery and attempts to win her back. Finn and Rachel were happily Друзья and Finn was dating Quinn.
17.    I'm Still Standing- Poor song choice; done intentionally. The use of humor and irony here was unrealistic and in bad taste as it was sung by two people in wheelchairs, and one who had just returned that way from a bad accident.
18.    Tik Tok- Poor song choice. The goal of the week was to find a song that did not glorify drinking alcohol, and this did just that. The only reason the Alcohol Awareness Week pep rally was successful was because people accidently threw up during the performance.
19.    Jessie's Girl- Poor song choice. Similar to ‘(You’re) Having My Baby,’ it was both a good and bad choice. It fit perfectly with the storyline in the most literal sense, but for Finn to sing it made it awkward and offensive to Rachel and Jesse.
20.    Saving All My Любовь For You- Poor song choice. It was strange for Quinn and Joe to sing this. Their relationship came very abruptly and it was confusing because they never actually announced if they were dating, either before или after.
21.    River- Poor song choice; done intentionally. Paraphrasing what Artie said, in another example of Хор making suicide jokes, the song was just very depressing and not fit for the Рождество special. It really had no place in the episode.
22.    Fighter- Poor song choice. This was another Blaine and Cooper song and it’s here pretty much for the same reason as ‘Somebody That I Used to Know.’ Not only are they not Влюбленные (as the song was about exes), but the whole conflict was minor in retrospect. It almost seemed like an overreaction to the plot.
23.    Isn't She Lovely- Poor song choice; done intentionally. As Mercedes said, the song was about a baby. It was still a sweet song, though.
24.    Glad Ты Came- Poor song choice. They probably didn’t know since the band didn’t announce it until after the episode, but the song is about orgasms and not a good choice for a competition piece.
25.    Only The Good Die Young- Poor song choice. Of all the times Puck could decide to continue Пение songs by Jewish artists, he decides to sing this the week that Kurt’s father has a сердце attack. It’s either an unfortunate coincidence или a poor use of foreshadowing on the show’s part.
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A Опрос for this set of songs can be found link.
So I decided to do a little stat on which characters sing the most on Хор and this is what I came up with. Of course this is not the perfect way to determine that, but it gives Ты some indication and these points are determined how much they sing on the show, not in the studio. So here are the вверх 30



1. Rachel Berry 797 points
(258 on 1st season, 287 on 2nd season, 252 on 3rd season)
2. Finn Hudson 524 (210, 167, 147)
3. Mercedes Jones 516 (174, 166, 176)
4. Kurt Hummel 404 (111, 139, 154)
5. Santana Lopez 402 (63, 141, 198)
6. Artie Abrams 382 (125,146, 111)
7. Blaine Anderson 322 (0, 123, 199)...
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I went down with ship, but I don't regret a секунда of it.
Okay, I get it. Jesse's a jerk. Rachel deserves better. He never liked her. He was obviously just playing with her. Etc. Etc. If Ты haven't seen any of those statements made about St. Berry, Ты have clearly been living under a rock. But regardless of whatever those haters say I cannot stop shipping this couple. I can think of hundreds of reasons why, but here are my вверх five.

1. Chemistry.
I honestly do not think there is anyone who can logically dispute this one. Lea and Jon have the kind of sparks that can make your сердце break and...
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Guess this means you're sorry
You're standing at my door
Guess this means Ты take back
What Ты сказал(-а) before
Like how much Ты wanted anyone but me
Said you'd never come back
But here Ты are again

'Cause we belong together now, yeah
Forever united here somehow, yeah
You got a piece of me and honestly
My life would suck without you

Maybe I was stupid for telling Ты goodbye
Maybe I was wrong for trying to pick a fight
I know that I've got issues
But you're pretty messed up too
Either way I found out I'm nothing without you

'Cause we belong together now, yeah
Forever united here somehow, yeah
You got a piece...
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Chatonja, Can Ты handle this?
Aphasia, Can Ты handle this?
Jayelle, Can Ты handle this?
I don't think they can handle this!

Barely move, we've arrived
Lookin' sexy, lookin' fly
Baddest chicks, chicks inside
DJ, варенье, джем tonight
I don't need anything
There Ты are, come on baby
Don't Ты wanna, dance with me
Can Ты handle, handle me?

You gotta do much better
If Ты gonna
Dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly
If Ты gonna
Dance with me tonight
Read my lips carefully
If Ты like what Ты see
Move, groove, proove
You can handle me
By the looks I got you
Shook up and scared of me
Buckle your seatbelt,
It's time...
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Rollin Rollin Rollin on a river
(This ones for Ты Artie)


Left a good job in the city
Workin' for the man every night and day
And I never Остаться в живых one минута of sleep'n
Worryin' about the way things might have been

Big wheels Keep on turnin'
Oohh the Proud Mary keeps on burnin'
And we're rollin' (rollin)
Rollin yeah (rollin), rollin on the river (rollin on the river)

Said we're rollin' (rollin)
Rollin (rollin), rollin on the river (rollin on the river)

(beat quickens)

So I Left a good job in the city
Workin' for the man every night and day
And I never Остаться в живых one минута of sleep'n
Worryin' about the way things might...
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G: Tell ll me about it stud!

B: I got chills.
They're multiplyin'.
And I'm losin' control.
'Cause the power
you're supplyin',
it's electrifyin'!

G: Ты better shape up,
'cause I need a man
and my сердце is set on you.
You better shape up;
you better understand
to my сердце I must be true.

B: Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do.

Both: You're the one that I want.
(you are the one i want), o,o, oo, honey.
The one that I want.
(you are the one i want want), o,o,oo, honey.
The one that I want
(you are the one i want want), o,o, ooooo
The one I need.
Oh, yes indeed.

G: If you're filled
with affection
you're too shy to...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
What Ты want (hooo) baby I got it
What Ты need (hooo) Ты know I got it
(Hooo) all I'm asking (hooo) is for a little respect
( Just a little bit) when Ты come home
(Just a little bit) Эй, baby ( Just little bit)
When Ты come Главная ( Just a Little Bit) Mister

I ain't gonna do Ты wrong while you're gone
I ain't gonna do Ты wrong 'cause I don't wanna
All I'm asking is for a little respect when Ты come home
(Just a Little Bit) Baby ( Just a little bit )
When Ты come Главная ( Just a little Bit) Yeah

I'm about to give Ты all my money
And all I'm asking in return honey
Is to give me my propers when Ты get...
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Lea Michele and Cory Monteith pose together at the 2010 Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday (March 27) at UCLA’s Pauley Pavilion in Los Angeles.

The Хор co-stars presented the Избранное TV Actor Award to Dylan Sprouse. Unfortunately, his twin brother Cole Остаться в живых out! Two of the Jonas Brothers also Остаться в живых out — Joe and Nick!

On Monday (April 5), the cast of Хор will be performing at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll!

FYI: Lea wore a Zac Posen dress, Tabitha Simmons shoes, and Fendi bag. Cory wore a graphic tee shirt, zip-up hoodie, black leather jacket, with dark denim jeans all by John Varvatos звезда USA.
Mark Salling sat down with JustJared.com for an exclusive interview at Roosevelt Field Mall in New York on Monday (November 3). Here’s what the 27-year-old Хор stud shared:

JJ: What was it like performing at the World Series?
MS: It was an honor. We were basically riding [on co-star Amber Riley]’s пальто tails, and she killed it.

JJ: Tell me about your solo debut Jericho. And are Ты continuing to pursue a solo career?
MS: It was before Хор — it was in early 2008. I produced and developed the tracks on that but I’m always Письмо and performing. It’s just a matter of what Uncle лиса, фокс and...
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Scene 1

(ITS 2016.)

LILY
This is so exciting. Our first Показать choir competition.

ALEX
I know only a few weeks назад I didn’t have any friends.

LILY
And we got the hottest Хор club director ever. Did I just say that out loud?

ALEX
Yeah.

JANE
Mr Evans need us to do this Показать circle.

LILY
Ok.

MADISON
Why does those two of the newbies get to be the laid in the dance number?

MASON
Madison because they the only two who can dance.

SPENCER
Guys your missing Показать circle. (NEW DIRECTION DOES Показать CIRCLE.)

SAM
I never been so good at giving speeches but I’m good at giving impressions. (HE DOSE AN IMPRESSION OF MATTHEW...
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Spencer can't hold his feelings back any longer. Watch as he performs "Friday I'm In Love" by The Cure through the halls of McKinley High.
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