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posted by Crime-Drama-Bee
All of these are in my own opinion. The Статья is not about the actual quality of the songs, but еще of their use in the show. A short note is included after the Название to note the main issue(s). "Done intentionally" means that the faults were acknowledged in the show.
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1.    Cell Block Tango - Poor song choice and offensive; done intentionally. The girls just found out that someone is in an abusive relationship. This was probably one of the worst songs they could have chosen to sing. As сказал(-а) in the show, it was by a bunch of violent, crazy women who killed their significant others over anything from cheating to chewing bubblegum.
2.    Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Poor song choice and offensive. The song was beautifully done but there’s some problems with the meaning. This was sung to a lesbian who had just been outed, by someone who had taken a part in that. The feministic view lacked and it strongly implied that being a lesbian is just girls just having fun, which is very offensive.
3.    I Kissed a Girl- Poor song choice and offensive. Santana and the girls sang the song to cheer her up and Показать their support. However, the meaning of it is that Поцелуи girls is a way to look hot and get guys.
4.    Afternoon Delight- Poor song choice; done intentionally. Emma had the Celibacy Club sing this without knowing what ‘Afternoon Delight’ meant. Everyone else picked up on it but it was revealed that she thought it was about dessert, which has nothing to do with promoting celibacy.
5.    Ben- Poor song choice. The song is about a psycho крыса who ate his owner.
6.    Jesus is My Friend- Offensive performance; done intentionally. The song was done to pander to the judges, but the performance was offensive. The song is obviously Пение about Catholicism and the performers made a distinctive звезда of David formation at the end (which is a Jewish symbol).
7.    With Ты I'm Born Again- Offensive performance; done intentionally. Rachel and Finn purposely paired the song with nun and pastor costumes. This is offensive because people of the church are under a vow of celibacy.
8.    Black and White- Poor song choice. The New Directions sing this to the Warblers to prove their superiority in understanding the meaning of Michael Week. The song is actually about overcoming racial barriers.
9.    Big жопа, попка Heart- Offensive; done intentionally. The whole song is a direct reference and insult to Lauren’s weight. It’s confusing how she enjoyed this but not ‘Fat Bottomed Girls.’
10.    Fat Bottomed Girls- Offensive; done intentionally. Paired with ‘Big жопа, попка Heart,’ it seems like the only songs Ты can sing to an overweight person must be centered around their weight.
11.    You Keep Me Hangin' On- Poor song choice. If Ты look at the meaning of the song, it’s inaccurate with Quinn’s storyline. In the show, she was frustrated with trying to keep Finn from being with Rachel and vice versa. The song suggests that someone is hanging on to her in a relationship she wants to end. Since she took charge in their relationship, she could break up with him and he’d be out of her hair in a heartbeat.
12.    The Rain in Spain- Poor song choice. The song was used to teach Puck geography, but several of the lines in the song are not accurate. The rain in Spain is in the mountains, and there are no hurricanes in Hertford, Hereford, или Hampshire. Instead the lines are vocal exercises.
13.    Do They Know It's Christmas- Poor song choice and possibly offensive. The song is about the underprivileged people in Africa being too poor to celebrate Рождество as people in first world countries do, and instead just need to fill their basic needs. The New Directions Пение this to people at a homeless shelter would basically be Пение to the poor about how poor they are.
14.    Trouty Mouth- Offensive; done intentionally. Here for obvious reasons; the whole song is just insults about Sam’s lips.
15.    Somebody That I Used to Know- Poor song choice. The song is a break-up song but in the Показать it was sung by two brothers because Blaine didn’t like his brother taking the spotlight and being rude to him.
16.    Smile (Lily Allen)- Poor song choice. Rachel just used it for her and Finn to practice, and it doesn’t relate to their relationship at that time. It’s about a woman being happy over her exes’ misery and attempts to win her back. Finn and Rachel were happily Друзья and Finn was dating Quinn.
17.    I'm Still Standing- Poor song choice; done intentionally. The use of humor and irony here was unrealistic and in bad taste as it was sung by two people in wheelchairs, and one who had just returned that way from a bad accident.
18.    Tik Tok- Poor song choice. The goal of the week was to find a song that did not glorify drinking alcohol, and this did just that. The only reason the Alcohol Awareness Week pep rally was successful was because people accidently threw up during the performance.
19.    Jessie's Girl- Poor song choice. Similar to ‘(You’re) Having My Baby,’ it was both a good and bad choice. It fit perfectly with the storyline in the most literal sense, but for Finn to sing it made it awkward and offensive to Rachel and Jesse.
20.    Saving All My Любовь For You- Poor song choice. It was strange for Quinn and Joe to sing this. Their relationship came very abruptly and it was confusing because they never actually announced if they were dating, either before или after.
21.    River- Poor song choice; done intentionally. Paraphrasing what Artie said, in another example of Хор making suicide jokes, the song was just very depressing and not fit for the Рождество special. It really had no place in the episode.
22.    Fighter- Poor song choice. This was another Blaine and Cooper song and it’s here pretty much for the same reason as ‘Somebody That I Used to Know.’ Not only are they not Влюбленные (as the song was about exes), but the whole conflict was minor in retrospect. It almost seemed like an overreaction to the plot.
23.    Isn't She Lovely- Poor song choice; done intentionally. As Mercedes said, the song was about a baby. It was still a sweet song, though.
24.    Glad Ты Came- Poor song choice. They probably didn’t know since the band didn’t announce it until after the episode, but the song is about orgasms and not a good choice for a competition piece.
25.    Only The Good Die Young- Poor song choice. Of all the times Puck could decide to continue Пение songs by Jewish artists, he decides to sing this the week that Kurt’s father has a сердце attack. It’s either an unfortunate coincidence или a poor use of foreshadowing on the show’s part.
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A Опрос for this set of songs can be found link.
Hello,

this is the start of something crazy. Something my mind just needed to write, this is a prologue. It's something crazy, starring all Избранное members.

Enjoy and review,

TempeGeller

Tell me in a review in what house all Хор characters would be..

Disclaimer: I don't own any of this, not the Harry Potter idea and the Хор idea. I just act a little crazy, can Ты blame me? Nope..


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Prologue

The dark улица, уличный in Lima Ohio was dark, as if no one remotely understood. Slowly principal Figgins walked on the street. He raised...
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Okay, so I'm not sure if its just my brain going into an extreme form of denial, but I think that Finn and Rachel are most definatly not over. At first I was completley heartbroken, I loved them together from the very first episode, but then I thought for a bit. The last thing they сказал(-а) to each other before Rachel got on the train to New York was "I Любовь you". They are spending time apart because at the moment, their goals aren't compaitable. Rachel belongs in New York and she would be resentful if she had to stay in Ohio. Finn would feel like the worst husband in the world if Rachel chose...
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it was moaring so i awoke i got a long sleve рубашка i got nice jeans then i got gloss on then i went down stairs i got my bag <bye dad> <bye u look nice> <thanks> so i went to school it was my first день i moved i was walking in the hall way until i got slushied <HEY!> the football guy looked at me madly i was scared but i was strong <HEY WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?!!!> then i saw this girl <hello im rachel berry and we always get slushied here so its ok> <oh hi wanna b-> <so cna u vote for me for the leader of the show?> <what show?> <wanna...
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brittany even though at first had maybe one line an episode fills in much of the comedic releif.
though her emotional depth is shallow she is still a great charecter. so if Ты don't believe me here are some of her best one liners:
1.did Ты know dolphins are just gay sharks.
2.an anthem is the bottom of and ants pants.
3.duet is a blanket.
4.christopher пересекать, крест discovered amarica.
5.i'm mike chang.
6.a ballad is a male duck.
7 does he mean like a burglar alarm?
8.mr.schue is he your son?
9.is god an evil dwarf.
10.whenever i pray i fall asleep.
brittany is kind of sort of open bisexual. her relationship...
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I wanna Kiss Ты in Paris
I wanna hold your hand in Rome
I wanna run naked in a rainstorm
Make Любовь in a train cross-country
You put this in me
So now what, so now what?

Chorus:

Wanting, needing, waiting
For Ты to justify my love

Hoping, praying
For Ты to justify my love

I want to know you
Not like that
I don't wanna be your mother
I don't wanna be your sister either
I just wanna be your lover
I wanna have your baby
Kiss me, that's right, Kiss me

(chorus)

Yearning, burning
For Ты to justify my love

What are Ты gonna do?
What are Ты gonna do?
Talk to me -- tell me your dreams
Am I in them?
Tell me your fears
Are...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
Strike a pose.
Strike a pose.

Look around everywhere Ты turn is heartache
It's everywhere that Ты go
You try everything Ты can to escape
The pain of life that Ты know

When all else fails and Ты long to be
Something better than Ты are today
I know a place where Ты can get away
It's called a dance floor, and here's what it's for, so

Come on, vogue
Let your body Переместить to the music
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, vogue
Let your body go with the flow
You know Ты can do it

All Ты need is your own imagination
So use it, that's what it's for
Go inside, for your finest inspiration
Your dreams will open the door

It makes...
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Hello,
I Любовь you
Won't Ты tell me your name
Hello
I Любовь you
Let me jump in your game

Hello,
I Любовь you
Won't Ты tell me your name
Hello
I Любовь you
Let me jump in your game

She's walkin' down the street
Blind to every eye she meets
Do Ты think you'll be the guy
To make the Queen of the Ангелы sigh

Hello,
I Любовь you
Won't Ты tell me your name
Hello
I Любовь you
Let me jump in your game

Hello,
I Любовь you
Won't Ты tell me your name
Hello
I Любовь you
Let me jump in your game

She holds her head so high
Like a statue in the sky
Her arms are wicked and her legs are long
When she moves my brain screams out this song

Sidewalk crouches at her feet
Like a dog that begs for somethin' sweet
Do Ты hope to make her see, Ты fool
Do Ты hope to pluck this dusky jewel

Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

O Won't you
I need my baby
Yeah Yeah
Hello! Hello! Hello!
posted by Renesmee_XD
I hear the ticking of the clock
I'm lying here the room's pitch dark
I wonder where Ты are tonight
No answer on the telephone
And the night goes by so very slow
Oh I hope that it won't end though
Alone

Refrain:

Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get Ты alone
How do I get Ты alone


Ты don't know how long I have wanted
To touch your lips and hold Ты tight,oh
Ты don't know how long I have waited
And I was going to tell Ты tonight
But the secret is still my own
And my Любовь for Ты is still unknown
Alone

Refrain:

Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get Ты alone
How do I get Ты alone
posted by Renesmee_XD
Poison
Yeah spot a man of freedom for a fact aah-aah uh-hum
Poison Ты ready Ron I'm ready
You ready Dave I'm ready Slick are you
Oh yeah break it down

Girl I must warn you
I sense something strange in my mind
Yeah yo situation is serious
Let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time
Mm mm tell 'em Rick it's all so beautiful
Relationships they seem from the start
Yeah mm mm it's all so deadly
When Любовь is not together from the heart
Mm mm check it out

It's driving me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it outta my head
Miss her, Kiss her, Любовь her, wrong Переместить you're dead

That girl is...
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When I was young,
I never needed anyone.
Makin' Любовь was just for fun.
Those days are gone.

Livin' alone,
I think of all the Друзья I've known.
But when I dial the telephone,
Nobody's home.

All by myself,
Don't wanna be, all by myself anymore.
All by myself,
Don't wanna live, all by myself anymore.

Hard to be sure,
Some times I feel so insecure.
And Любовь so distant and obscure,
Remains the cure.

[Instrumental break featuring electric guitar.]

All by myself,
Don't wanna be, all by myself anymore.
All by myself,
Don't wanna live, all by myself anymore.
[
[Instrumental break featuring piano.]

When I was young,
I never needed anyone.
And makin' Любовь was just for fun.
Those days are gone.

All by myself,
Don't wanna be, all by myself anymore.
All by myself,
Don't wanna live, all by myself anymore.

All by myself,
Don't wanna be, all by myself anymore.
All by myself,
[Fade.]
Don't wanna live, all by myself anymore.
All by myself...
[MRS. SOWEBERRY (spoken)]
Right then, Oliver Twist,
your bed's underneath the counter.
Ты don't mind sleeping
among coffins I suppose?
It don't much matter whether Ты do
или Ты don't cause Ты can't sleep
nowhere else!

[OLIVER]
Where is love?
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneat the willow tree
That I've been dream of?
Where is she?
Who I close my eyes to see?
Will I ever know the sweet "hello"
That's only meant for me?
Who can say where she may hide?
Must I travel far and wide?
'Til I am bedside the someone who
I can mean somethin to ...
Where...?
Where is love?

Who can say where...she may hide?
Must I travel...far and wide?
'Til I am beside...the someone who
I can mean...something to...
Where?
Where is love?
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posted by PRETTYQUEEN1E
Эй, everyone! Before I start, I would like to say, become a Фан of me please!
There are people saying that they want to live like the cast of Хор does on their show! I hear people asking how on earth can they live like them? In a musical life with drama that reminds Ты of celebrities.
There is a way! I sorted everything out by the type of person.

DIVAS:
Nice girls are the main girls who want to be divas as much as they want to breath. How can they be divas like on Хор and have the boys druling when they walk by? Be yourself!
I know that being yourself feels outrated but it's true. Sometimes,...
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