Гарри Поттер против Сумерек Article: Twilight или Harry Potter?

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posted by slytherin713

Twilight или Harry Potter? That's all I see here. And here are some "reasons" each of us came up with.
NOTE: I'm a HP fan, nothing against Twilight though.

Twilight
•Edward is hot.
ME: Umm...not really to me...wait..books или movies?
•JK Rowling failed at love.
ME: Lily Evans gave her life for Harry, and lots more.
•It has a Любовь triangle.
ME: Well...HP has Любовь triangles too. Hermione, Lavender, Ron. Harry, Ginny, Cho. Cho, Harry, Cedric. Severus, Lily, James. And LOADS more.
•Harry Potter is only about a fairy tale. It has a boy who raises a stick in the air and never dies.
ME: Well...vampires aren't real either...
•Twilight is too awesome to have reasons why.
ME: Then WHY did Ты lable that as a reason?
•Twilight is well written.
ME: Umm...SMeyer just takes out the word and puts another way of saying it.
•Renessme is such a creative name!
ME: Umm yeah Reness...HOW THE FREAK ARE Ты SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!! Anyways...umm....it's neat I guess....they must really Любовь their mothers

Harry Potter
•We already reached 1,000 and Twilight only has 10.
ME: Good job, now take out the repeated reasons and opinions.
•Bella is weak
ME: So? Harry WAS weak.
•Bella is a bad influence.
ME: Oh wow, tell me something I don't know. It's not our fault SMeyer made Edward all hot and good looking in the book.
•The bad guys have a reason to be bad.
ME: I sound like a bad guy for betraying my HP buddies, but...aren't the Volturi there to keep the Вампиры safe? I know they just sit there, but still...MAYBE no one needed saving. MAYBE, the killers just wanted revenge. Draco and Harry and LOADS еще wanted revenge also...
•SMeyer puts details in the sex scenes.
ME: MAYBE it's not appropriate for Ты then. Put down the book and read HP AGAIN (reading HP and the DH for like th millionth time now) since it's bugging you.
• Twilight is all about sparkling Феи and "shape shifters".
ME: Maybe SMeyer was watching Peter Pan или something and accidently made Edward a Peter Pan for a few seconds, then liked how he was flying so she made him take his "Wendy" (Bella) away.
•Twilight has dumb quotes.
ME: Well...maybe SMeyer isn't a quote person.
•SMeyer writes like a 10 год old.
ME: Not really...When I was 10, my Письмо looked really bad..
•SMeyer was inspired by a dream.
ME: Good job Meyer. Like I cared about that.
•Stephan King has yet to say Rowling can't write.
ME: Maybe SMeyer was too caught up with making Edward sparkle in the sun. или how "hot" he was. SMeyer was probably afraid her dream would "slip out of her hand" and then she would forget it so she wrote Twilight before she could get her 15 years of Письмо practices.

These are only SOME "reasons", I'm not going to do the rest of the reasons. Post whatever Ты want against what I say, I DO NOT CARE. Even if it is about how stupid my Имя пользователя is или how dumb I seem.

Alex13126 and MyronPwnsBella like this

cassie-1-2-3 What exactly was the intention here? Just asking.

surbhi-sm10 i agree with cassie 1-2-3

ArcticWolf Were you responding to common arguments by Twilight fans? You never specified...

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Which is really great literature?

posted by SuperSnuffles13

I thought of a very wonderful quote. I'm not sure where it came from. I might have read it somewhere before. Maybe it is many Цитаты brought together. Maybe it is entirely of my own creation. I don't know. Anyways, I find it to be very beautiful and thought-provoking...

"Twilight is a children's book poorly disguised as great literature. Harry Potter is great literature poorly disguised as a children's book."

I doubt I wrote it. I'm not capable of coming up with something so witty and beautiful as that.

Allow me to explain what it means. It means that Twilight makes people think it is great literature...

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Because My Taste In Книги Is Just That Awesome

posted by LinaHarrow

Because My Taste In Книги Is Just That Awesome

It's easy to point out the negatives in the things we don't like. Likewise, it's also easy to point out the positives in those things which we love. Difficult, it is, to accept the positives in that which we hate, and the negatives in that which we enjoy. Today, I would like to point out to Ты solely the positives. And it's a good thing I like both things that I intend to praise because otherwise I might find this a difficult endevour to pursue.

In short, I'm gonna tell Ты what's good about both HP and Twi. These might seem a bit repetitive to...

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25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

posted by GemonkDruid

(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 фагот players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.

Edward versus Harry

posted by ilovereading

A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight или duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. Вампиры thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...

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132 Things The Harry Potter series has that Twilight doesn't:

posted by AprilCandy42

WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. Вампиры that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....

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Plot Holes in Harry Potter

posted by Renesmee_XD

Disclaimer:
The Статья is not mine I only used it cause everyone has always wrote Статьи aganist Twilight how about Harry Potter now
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I finished Чтение Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a couple of days back. In my view, the book is much еще tightly written than the last two books. And that itself is a relief. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are much better etched out in Deathly Hallows, and there are quite a bit of surprises, disappointments, revelations.

But when someone asked me today what I thought about it, I replied,...

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What I think of Robert Pattison

posted by Kersian

Okay so I've been hearing a whole load coming from a whole bunch of people, the majority being females, that Robert Pattison is hot. They say this like it is fact and when someone comes along and says he isn't it's like they don't get it.

They asked, "How is he not hot?" This is a еще formal format of putting it, but I got a whole bunch of responses which were very retarded. Well it has to do with personal preference.

So someone's opinion might clash with another person's opinion. Like how Twilight Влюбленные think in Twilight all the Вампиры really are hot. But someone else might come along...

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Bella is Messed Up

posted by LilysLittleTwin

Essay Three in my ‘What’s Wrong with Twilight’ или WWT series, is entitled “Bella is Messed Up”. We will be exploring what is wrong with Bella by examining her choices and actions. I may later test her on a psychoanalysis test.

One, she is pathetically whiny. Ты could open any page of a book and find one where she’s whining. TwiFans try to cover this up by pre-bookmark-ing a book at a page with a Описание of the setting (One of the so very few there are). She always begs Edward to turn her into a vampire, even when he blatantly refuses her pleadings every time.

Two, she is too...

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What's Wrong about 'HarryPotter vs Twilight issue'

posted by nessienjake

I don't mean any hate towards non of the series.
I just found it seriously immature how both Фаны of the series blame eachother.
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I went through many sites that are Anti-Twilight
and then I started searching for Anti-HP.
Ofcourse what I have saw was mostly twilight hate.
I find it very,very useless too have this 'debate' about Twilight vs Harry Potter.

As i also read most Статьи from this spot I have seen that MANY people here truly HATE twilight.
There's nothing wrong with it.
The only problem is that it is invading all the sites.

Most people from...

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The message Harry Potter leaves to teenager...(spoilers)

posted by Sophia21

секунда part of my review on both of the Книги this fanspot is about.

Despite most arguments on how different both series are, they do have many shocking resemblances, specially in the bad message part. I hope that after Чтение both of this, Далее time a fanpick Вопрос of "Which is best" pops up, Ты take a минута to consider your answer.

1. If Ты have Друзья или people that care about you, there's no need for Ты to have skills. Just let them sacrifice themselves.
Explanation: Harry Potter prevails against all perils not because he is a skillful wizard или because he is smart. He prevails because...

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For People who think the Cullens could beat the Harry Potter Trio in a Battle...

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

I know a lot of people think the Cullen family could beat Harry, Ron and Hermione in a battle. I have read both series, and I realize that the Cullens have super speed and super strength. However, I do not think that the Cullens would stand a chance against the Trio.

Let's look back at the battle history of each...

The Cullens:
- They defeated James in the first book. However, there was only one of him and there were five of them, I believe? So that really isn't saying much.

- They defeated a band of immature Вампиры with no fighting skills in Eclipse. They went in knowing they would win because...

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Attention HP HATERS

posted by nati30

Sorcerer's Stone

Ok, a lot of ppl here think Harry Potter is lame and boring and for dorks and is like dungeons and Драконы and its for nerds who like to pretend to be wizards after school. Well, those people have not read the books. Of course, I respect everyone's opinion, even if they think twilight is better. But, dont choose before Ты read both complete books. I mean Twilight is about two tenagers in love, but there's a catch, one of them is a hot and sexy vampire who sometimes has the urge to drink his lover's blood. That sounds cool right? Now, Harry Potter is about a young boy's battle against the evil...

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Mario beats all!!!!

added by emilyroxx

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Twi-Hards Take a Beating

posted by HopeEve

ok so I found this stupid person listing all the reasons why twilight is better than twilight. so I replied to every single one. and this is her picture:

1. Robert Pattinson, can Ты say HOT? And he's totally sexy when he sparkles!

So? Hotness has absolutely no correlation to Актёрское искусство ability. He was also in Harry Potter first.

2. Taylor Lautner, I mean, have Ты SEEN those muscles?

NOT HOT. Strange nose, closed up eyes and no Актёрское искусство ability. That is just my personal opinion. As I said, hotness has no correlation to Актёрское искусство ability.

3. Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress,...

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Peace Любовь Twilight

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Breaking Dawn and Deathly Hallows

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Breaking Dawn and Deathly Hallows

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Keep Calm

added by twilightlover73

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Twilight Funnies

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Don't walk away (Twilight-New Moon)

posted by HaleyDewit

Okay,first and for all,I am not a Twilight fan.But this song popped in my head and once I have a melody and words I just have to write it down.I didn't plan this.Well,despite the fact that I don't like Twilight,I still think it's a good song. (I hope I don't sound arrogant now)Please read it and let me know what Ты think about it :) Even if Ты think it's crap.

I got it all under control
I can keep myself together
I’m not gonna break down
I know this is for the better
I know I must let Ты leave
But I’m not gonna stop these tears
I know I must let Ты walk away
But my сердце will break anyway

‘Cause...