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(i have edited this Статья so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell Ты why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are Чтение that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child безопасно, сейф book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 год old cousin is Чтение it n my grandma is Чтение it too!!!

3. People die in Hp!!!!!!! That's wrong! Dying is bad but Hp treats it LIke its okay. In twilight no one dies, only bad peoples do and that's okay because they are bad. in hp Bad people AND good people die. That is wrong wrong. and the Книги are sad, my friend told me!!

4. Hp is boring. I mean seriously I tries Чтение the first book n got borred in 5 mins. Yes, is that boring. and I heard that that the ending is crappy. But in TWILIGHT, its all exciting and has romance!!!!!!! and action!!!!!

5. The Фильмы r obviusly better! I mean kristen stewart, robert pattinson and taylor lautner are very very talented!! compared to hp, they are NOT!

6. The characters are stupid and boring while in Twilight it is not!!

Oh well, that's all for now!! еще later, and Ты KNOW twilight is better than hp!!

Peace out, Edward's Gurl
Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather Болталка today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a Болталка collection of letters put together to form a Болталка collection of words which will, in turn, provide a Болталка collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If Ты have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)



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posted by snapeislove
The "jejemon" mania is spreading in my country like mad.

I am a Filipino and Im getting really upset because almost half of the 'jejemon' population is in my country. Even my Друзья greet me through text messages '.,inN DisZ qKinD oFv m4nN3Rr.,' and Im now confused if they're simply Twihards или just some bunch of lunatics. I am also sad because when I Поиск what 'jejemon' means it always come up with explanations that involve my country, am I gonna deny that I am a Filipino? will I curse them all because they're all proud of it? will I beg them to stop the stupidity? I know my options will...
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New Moon Review

“…she [Stephanie Meyer] can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good…” ~ Stephen King

And frankly, I agree. Stephanie Meyer, Автор of the Twilight series, has gotten her share of criticism, but also many undeserved raving fans. I’m going to take a closer look at her секунда book in this series, New Moon.
New Moon Is quite possibly the just all-around worst book in the series, and I will tell Ты why.

One, Edward leaves Bella, and she turns into a zombie-like wreck. She abandons all of her friends, instead focusing what little personality she has on hatred for Edward...
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All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered Ты make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: Оружие and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. Ты silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that черепаха hiding smugly inside of its shell:...
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I cannot stress strongly enough the contempt I have for the franchise of Twilight. или at least the book. The films are еще funny than anything else, and honestly I don't hate any of the cast an crew working on it. Having read the Источник material, I can see they had little to work with.
Harry Potter, on the other hand... I like. I don't Любовь it; I'm no Potterhead by any means, however much I might have been in the past. But it will always hold a very special place for me. I grew up with the Книги and films, Чтение and seeing them years apart from each other - growing up along with the characters...
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I still Любовь Ты after all these years.
Thinking of Ты brings me to tears.
I see Ты every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.

Where are Ты my dear?
Are Ты near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When Ты had passed the gate.

I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if Ты are just beyond my reach.

Where are Ты my dear?
Are Ты near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When Ты had passed the gate. (2x)

Why am I still here?
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Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter Автор J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy Письмо to attend the звезда studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight Автор Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that Письмо is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...
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"At some point we stopped wanting to slay Вампиры and started wanting to, ya know, brush our fingers across their glimmering torsos until our tender womanhood aches with the temptation." Credit: Cracked.com
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